"It's the only way to fight a cold." Thought technically, I give Alfred the win on that one.If your Batman, Chicken Soup works wonders on Mr. Freeze.
Best I have seen is a goliath barbarian in rage swinging a goblin at other goblins. Yes he missed out on his proficiency bonus, but he got to roll damage on both the weapon goblin and the target goblins.At my own table, the award went to comic related. The clever monk thought to ask what manner of food was filling up the vampire's banquet table. The vamp got "steaked," and we lost our collective naughty word.
Can you do better? What is the best improvised weapon you've ever seen in play?
Drop Bear puts me in mind of Power Word Whale.Bowl of noodles + animate rope = one very confused BBEG
Not sure if this counts, but had a Druid with a Dire Bear companion that was spider-climbing shoulder-drop an enemy below it, from a distance of mere 10 feet. With the Dire bear weighing several tons, by 3E rules that was a 20d6 shoulder drop.
Drop bear indeed.