ant attack! (ot) (now with gun story)

[MarauderX]

so that's how a swarm works... but I think my moral would drop faster than yours, causing me to be confused.

 

[Pielorinho]

so that's how a swarm works... but I think my moral would drop faster than yours, causing me to be confused.

Nonsense! Clay obviously failed his first fort save, causing him to be nauseated; he took no actions that round (unless you count "doing a funny jig" as an action). Next round, however, he made his save, and took a double-move into the bathroom; the round after that, making his save again and realizing he couldn't affect the swarm with melee attacks, he applied an area-effect attack to the swarm, washing them off.

Daniel

 

[alsih2o]

Nonsense! Clay obviously failed his first fort save, causing him to be nauseated; he took no actions that round (unless you count "doing a funny jig" as an action). Next round, however, he made his save, and took a double-move into the bathroom; the round after that, making his save again and realizing he couldn't affect the swarm with melee attacks, he applied an area-effect attack to the swarm, washing them off.

Daniel

you forgot my free action of screaming like a girl scout.

 

[Pielorinho]

you forgot my free action of screaming like a girl scout.

Poetic license .

Daniel

 

[Wicht]

you forgot my free action of screaming like a girl scout.

That's probably just because you didn't mention it in the first post.

But Now that you have mentioned it, the whole scene is even funnier.

 

[alsih2o]

That's probably just because you didn't mention it in the first post.

But Now that you have mentioned it, the whole scene is even funnier.

dude, we all know it happened, even you mentioned it- "The mental image of a horde of airborne ants landing on some poor unsuspecting individual who runs screaming from the room is quite an entertaining one."

 

[Pielorinho]

dude, we all know it happened, even you mentioned it- "The mental image of a horde of airborne ants landing on some poor unsuspecting individual who runs screaming from the room is quite an entertaining one."

Oh, I'd be screaming all right. But unless Girl Scouts have a much broader voaculary than they did when my sister was a girl scout, you'd be better off describing my screaming like a syphilitic pirate's parrot.

Daniel

 

[The Forsaken One]

Alsih2o!!! Hands of the ants gdemmit!

Fear the swarm! Worship the Swarm!!! Join the Swarm!!!

Live for the Swarm!!!

 

[Wicht]

The screaming I had pictured, but not the "girl scout bit."

I was originally imagining a much more manly scream of panic.

 

[alsih2o]

The screaming I had pictured, but not the "girl scout bit."

I was originally imagining a much more manly scream of panic.

girl scout high pitch with....a screw it, go with daniels syphilitic pirates parrot