Bearer of the Bad News....

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Please forgive me....

Please understand, yes, it is way off topic...

Please understand, I didn't know where to put it...

Don't throttle the messenger...

Are you ready....?

It is over.....

For them....

43 years together...

Ken...

and Barbie..

are going their seperate ways...

Yes...someone will be getting their lion share of the estate...

Divorce can be very messy....
 

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It's a sad sad day.

Whose this Blane chump, anyway? Homewrecker.

I saw Ken at the strip club last night - I bought him a few dances and that seemed to buoy his spirits........ :D
 

Heartless bitch. :(

Amicable my ass...
Oh well... now I gotta go and work on my Barbie RPG, update the continuity, keep with the canon you know. :D
 


You know...I read that too...and I don't know which is sadder...that Barbie and Ken broke up (sniff, sniff), that AOL felt the need to highlight the story on their start-up page as breaking news (or that there WAS a news story about it), or that I actually stopped to read it. :)

I actually think it's really sad that they broke up...didn't she just recently have a baby? (I think I remember seeing the "Happy Family" Barbie commercial a few months ago). Just like celebrities..."Happy Family" one day "Divorce Barbie" the next....
 




Of course they broke up! Have you ever seen a Ken doll naked?! He's lacking that certain, er, something that makes the girlfriends happy.

Plus, he's a total tool. Strange that a guy can be a tool, and not have a tool.
 

KidCthulhu said:
Of course they broke up! Have you ever seen a Ken doll naked?! He's lacking that certain, er, something that makes the girlfriends happy.

Plus, he's a total tool. Strange that a guy can be a tool, and not have a tool.

Yeah, at least G.I. Joe had a excuse with the war wound and all but how did pretty boy Ken lose his?

P.S.
Kidcthulhu, you have be BEST avatar ever! :D
 
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