Bucket o' Snails lives!

[Out Cold]

But the real question is :

Once you won, how do you cook the snails ?

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

In ze garleek butter, of course, silly amarehkan!

 

[drunkmoogle]

You cook the snails in the blood of the GM you have slain who refused to adjucate the situation.

 

[MerakSpielman]

Well, it hinges on the fact that Perfect TWF is an incredibly badly-worded feat.

It should grant a fourth attack, or perhaps as many off-hand attacks as you have iterative attacks from BAB.

But that's not what they wrote

-Hyp.

Of course, the rules in the Epic Level Handbook aren't necessarily written to be used with 3.5 rules.

 

[Kemrain]

Did you "deal enough damage to make it drop"?

Or, in other words, no. Tripping doesn't fit the definition of 'drop an opponent' for the purposes of Cleave. It's been addressed many times, and that's always the answer given.

-Hyp.

What if you combined that with the knockdown feat from Sword and Fist that lets you trip opponents you deal more than 10 points of damage to?

- Kemrain the Cowering.

 

[Bauglir]

What if you combined that with the knockdown feat from Sword and Fist that lets you trip opponents you deal more than 10 points of damage to?

- Kemrain the Cowering.

If you've just dealt 10 points of damage to a snail then I suspect being tripped would be the least of its worries.

Unless of course you had the misfortune to pick the epic level assasin awakened snail.. (note this type of snail not recommended for the 'bucket o snails')

 

[Hypersmurf]

In 3.5, it would only help if the snails were covered in sovereign glue.

Of course. These are Epic Snails.

Where do you think Sovereign Glue comes from?

-Hyp.

 

[Shadeus]

Of course. These are Epic Snails.

Where do you think Sovereign Glue comes from?

-Hyp.

I am humbled by the radiance of your magificent wisdom, oh omnipetent one. I should have known better than to question one with a significant number of posts.

 

[Bauglir]

*catches a glimpse of hyp's postcount*

 

[Hypersmurf]

*catches a glimpse of hyp's postcount*

Enh. It's not like I'm Crothian, or anything.

-Hyp.