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fusangite said:
And some people who collect unemployment benefits could give you good financial advice. They're just, as demographers say, statistically under-represented in the group. Those gamers who are proficient in the gender relations field do tend to be highly proficient, though, because they have had to learn to overcome the handicap of being gamers.

Still, let me put it this way: if you were doing a study or writing an article that required that you find places where sexually unsuccessful young men congregate, wouldn't a gathering of gamers be your first stop?

Never had a group of gamer friends who were bad with the ladies. Even my best friend, who has zero tact, found someone.
 

fusangite said:
I have no problem conceding that ENWorld is the most sexually successful group of gamers there is. But still, this is a title on a par with The Warmest Part of Canada.

Oh God...... ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Hey I would agree that the internet is not the best place to try and give advice. But this the great center of En(like Zen but no z)...And I happen to be great at helping people out with relationships. But I am not here to defend myself and I am sure someone who has never met me will disagree but I was serious in my attempt as someone that has been through both good and bad relationships to give some friendly help.

Good luck there Com


The Seraph of Earth and Stone
 

I feel obligated to post though I'm not sure that our pal, comareddin, is ever coming back. In any event, I quoted you in my .sig, comareddin but if you object then I'll be happy to remove it.

Good luck to you in your quest to win your lady love.
 

Yes Com, despite my slightly cynical response earlier in the thread, good luck.

I met a girl in a bar on Friday night, and have a (hopefully slightly more sober!) date arranged for Thursday.

Cheers,
Liam
 


sigh"

Ah we we,love,she is beautiful and majestic like a brand new spawn figure fresh from the package,of course I'm an incurable romantic.One of my good friends "Chris" just got engaged,and it gave me a warm fuzzy feeling,like the kind you get after a really good episode of STAR TRECK.or maybe I'm just PININ FOR THE FIORDS.I wish you the best of luck in your cuddly persuits.
 

First thing you need to do, is find out where she lives...

Then sneak in her house while she's not there and read her diary.

Don't forget to steal some of her bloomers to build a shrine to her in your closet with.

After about a week of this, buy a leather mask, hide in her closet, and enjoy yourself, deciding if she really is your one true love.

But a Realdoll(TM) and dress it like her with the clothing you've stolen, along with making it a wig out of hair you steal from her shower drain.

After you get bored with this, post in here that you're going to "Take your relationship to the next level." so we can watch TV and say: "HEY! HE USED TO POST HERE!"

BTW-I'm Ralts' dog typing this, don't forget to tell your lawyer that!
 

comareddin said:
I admit I am frunk at the moment. I have no idea if this is relevant but here it is 3:22 in the morning and I met a girl and I like her. The forum said lover's leap. I just posted.

Com
So Com,

Any update?

Cheers,
Liam
 

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