jasper
Rotten DM
Netherdeep Session 10
The Great Lizard Revolution
Quen’pillar 8, 0700 to Quen’pillar 10 Noon
PC Killed 0 Monsters Killed 57 Villains Captured 1 Villains Escaped 10
75 GP each. No Downtime. And NO level.
Hat of Disguise Toz?
Lifetime Band and 246 years from Luck’s Run
Story Award. Memorial Luck’s Run Billy Club.
Start Time 5:38 PM End time 8:50 PM.
For story reason some this stuff take place during at the same time as other sessions. Or you can say the DM mess up the calendar.
I had an average of five. Tarsim Cordinger Cleric 1 Clockwork Sorcerer 6. Gaisma Life Domain Cleric 1 Moon Druid 6. Poppy Echo Knight 7. Toz Twilight Cleric 1 Shadow Monk 6. Sir Oliver Untgat Barbarian 7.
The group being hearing the Vermillion Soul was either going to rob Luck’s Run or stop a robbery at the casino. The casino is so famous even Sir Oliver heard about it. It is in the Suncut Bazaar, just a little east of the empty hole where the Bone Garden Pawn shop use to be. The casino is three stories tall. High end windows with drapes block the view from the outside. Inside the casino, tables draped in crimson cloth fills the floor space, each location crowded with patrons trying their hand at one of the games of chance. Employees dressed in uniforms of dark gray and gold push through the throng while carrying trays of food, drinks, and coin between tables.
The main attraction is the vault. The vault is on the third floor. It is heavy steel requiring two keys to open it. But on the bottom is a glass steel sorting machine. On the hour it will drop a resupply of coins down to the other floor. Three tubes which twist around each other roll silver, gold and platinum down to small cash boxes on each floor. Thing one those charity funnels where your coin circles around before falling down the tube.
The casino is owned and run by Adima Shemsilver, a chaotic neutral, halfling noble who comes off as twice as tall. The floors have different games of chance. Lizard run called Quon a Drensal. Gambit of Ord is a three card draw bluff game. And Avendra’s favor a dice game similar to craps but only pays the roller on a 7 or 12. The group enters the casino and they wander the lizard floor for a while before they start betting at table seven. Each table small box with three racing lizards behind three gates. They race to end to be reward with food. Gaisma notices gate one is opening early. Thinking it is cheating she moves on to table six. About a half hour later table seven is declared a dud and everyone who bed on table seven is comped with free meals and drinks.
Mr. Shemsilver goes to approach Sir Oliver but Oliver brushes him off and slowly chases a person out of the casino. He picks up Toz as his side man. Outside Oliver insults the man who turns out to be his rival Esily. Esily shifts into his wereboar form and attacks. He is beaten down quickly and turned over to the Hands of Ord for assault.
Meanwhile Mr. Shemsilver has gotten to talk with Poppy with only messing up her name three times. Shemsilver does not trust the Vermillion Dream as they are always money hungry and working an angle. He agrees the group can also guard the casino and if they stop the heist, they would get the reward and so would the Cobol Soul faction. They agree and will return the day of the robbery.
The plan. Avoid crashing out the windows as they are just illusions. To get the full cut of the reward, quietly take out the fake guards of the Vermillion Dream and shove them into the workers wall lockers. The group will operate on different floors. Tarsim and Gaisma will take the first floor. Toz and Poppy will take the second floor. Sir Oliver will stand in front of the vault cash drop. His quasit will be inside the vault.
(I did team initiative. PCs, fake guards, and then robbers. I would then just go floor by floor as the action was taking place at the same time.)
Operation take out the fake guards started. But after she entered the casino Gaisma wild shaped into a running lizard and ran around on the first floor. Tarsim tried to keep up with her but lost her in the crowd casino. (Due to the crowds, it was difficult terrain for everyone.) Since running lizards come time escape the cages as they are switch out this is just a normal occurrence for the employees. She is caught and placed in table seven to race in pole position two. She takes two steps outside the gate and witnesses say made not nice gestures to the customers.
The Second Floor crew. Toz moves to stairwell number one and goes up half a floor so he can keep an eye on both Poppy and Sir Oliver. Poppy moves closer to the fake guard.
The Third Floor crew. Sir Oliver is angry. All these normals, and other lower-class folk are not bowing to him and not treating him with respect. Sir Oliver forgot he was supposed to be a lower caste employee when fake guard number three approached.
Fake Guard, “I know you. Aloysia described you well Sir Oliver. Why are you dressed as a guard too?” Sir Oliver explodes.
Sir Oliver, “Don’t address me peasant. You are just cow dung beneath my feet. You will. NOT. ROBBERING. THE. CASINO. TONIGHT.” The whole of the third floor goes quiet as everyone is looking at Sir Oliver and a mumble of robbery expands out of the crowd.
First Floor Crew. Tarsim bumps into fake guard and engages in small talk. Gaisma is shove into the rest box with the rest of table seven lizards. She hears. “Table Seven is a dud. All of last round bets will be treated as wins.”
Employee, “Tired little fellow. How did you escape in the first place? Well. Back to the rest cage and it is meal time for you.” Gaisma sees the “Employee Door” sign get bigger.
Second Floor Crew. Toz dashes upstairs to back up Sir Oliver. Poppy closes with the fake guard.
Third Floor Crew. Sir Oliver is making a scene yelling about peasants and a robbery. The crowd sees Toz knocking aside some customers. All the customers decide to start picking up their bets and leaving the floor.
First Floor Crew. Tarsim is chatting up the fake guard. Gaisma’s cage is opened and she is dump into a huge cage which has food and water for lizards. She loses it.
Laghairt, “See I was rest up and eating on some prime cabbage as the GODDESS appeared. She Killed Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Eric and Butters. She morphed into her human aspect bursting the cage and said be free. Run free. She then punched Perkins in the face. We scatter as our Gawd told us to do.” Tarsim heard a fake explosion from the kitchen area.
Second Floor Crew. Poppy engages fake guard as one the floor guards try calm the third floor customers and second floor customers. Poppy, “Let’s slide over to the break door. This is beginning to look bad.”
Third Floor Crew. Sir Oliver is now yelling at Toz, Fake Guard, and the other floor guards. He is ranting about them being peasants and something about a robbery. Except for employees the third floor is now empty. A guard and Toz escorts fake guard into the backroom. One guard takes the employee stairs to go get the boss.
First Floor Crew. Laghairt, “IT was glorious. We crashed through the employee’s door and scatter through out the floor. POWER TO LIZARD GAWD. DEATH TO THE CUSTOMERS. VIVA LA VOUTION.” The customers and Tarsim see an explosion of running lizards kick open the door. Gaisma has turned invisible and opened the employee’s door. “RUN FREE MY CHILDREN.” The first floor employees start trying to calm the customers down.
Second Floor Crew. Poopy calmly, “Dear people. There will be no robbery tonight. Those are just false rumors.
Crowd, “We are out here!” (Bad persuasion check). Poppy shoves the fake guard into the back room and tries to apply a chock hold.
Third Floor Crew. Toz has fake guard in the back room. Sir Oliver, “Go ahead. Shoot me in the face with that pitiful hand crossbow. I double dog dare you. SHOOT ME. But this vault will be guard from a ROBBERY by my ancestors.”
A WAY OF CHAOS BREAKS OVER THE CASINO. And the DM when and got his second hot dog and beef brisket plate.
First Floor Crew. Tarsim cast levitate on fake guard. Misses and gets Jim. Dropping the spell, Jim smashes into table four. A Shambling Mound of running lizards is approaching the office. The customers are leaving the building. Tarsim and fake guard agree to capture the Shambling Mound.
Laghairt, “Go Lizard Gawd. Go. Smite the small human.”
Second Floor Crew. Poppy is throwing gut punches and trying to pad the fake guard down. Employee, “Why are you trying to feel up that guard. I going to get the boss. Trouble on the second floor employee area.”
Poppy, “I am not feeling him up.” She pounds fake guard head against the floor. “I am looking for documents.” She pounds fake guard head against the floor.
Employee two, “Looks like you are grabbing his privates.”
The second floor closes down for business as all the customers start to flee.
Third Floor Crew. Toz, the guards, and fake guard are giving each other the evil eye. Two guards are aiming at Sir Oliver hoping the boss will show up. The other employees have secured their cash boxes and hiding on the side of the room.
First Floor Crew. Adima Shemsilver stares as a Shambling Mound of running lizards enter his office without knocking. He hears ALL the customers leaving in near panic. He hears two employees code wording about trouble on the second and third floors. Suddenly a box surrounds the monster.
THREE HOURS LATER.
Adima Shemsilver, “Ok. I have listened to each of your stories. I am splitting the pay out between the two factions. I don’t give a naughty word that one faction only sends three people to handle the problem and the other send five. Both factions have a ten day ban. You eight have a life time band, and then 246 years. Get out of my EMPTY PLACE of business.”
Laghairt, “GAWD what is a ban?”
End of Session 352
The Great Lizard Revolution
Quen’pillar 8, 0700 to Quen’pillar 10 Noon
PC Killed 0 Monsters Killed 57 Villains Captured 1 Villains Escaped 10
75 GP each. No Downtime. And NO level.
Hat of Disguise Toz?
Lifetime Band and 246 years from Luck’s Run
Story Award. Memorial Luck’s Run Billy Club.
Start Time 5:38 PM End time 8:50 PM.
For story reason some this stuff take place during at the same time as other sessions. Or you can say the DM mess up the calendar.
I had an average of five. Tarsim Cordinger Cleric 1 Clockwork Sorcerer 6. Gaisma Life Domain Cleric 1 Moon Druid 6. Poppy Echo Knight 7. Toz Twilight Cleric 1 Shadow Monk 6. Sir Oliver Untgat Barbarian 7.
The group being hearing the Vermillion Soul was either going to rob Luck’s Run or stop a robbery at the casino. The casino is so famous even Sir Oliver heard about it. It is in the Suncut Bazaar, just a little east of the empty hole where the Bone Garden Pawn shop use to be. The casino is three stories tall. High end windows with drapes block the view from the outside. Inside the casino, tables draped in crimson cloth fills the floor space, each location crowded with patrons trying their hand at one of the games of chance. Employees dressed in uniforms of dark gray and gold push through the throng while carrying trays of food, drinks, and coin between tables.
The main attraction is the vault. The vault is on the third floor. It is heavy steel requiring two keys to open it. But on the bottom is a glass steel sorting machine. On the hour it will drop a resupply of coins down to the other floor. Three tubes which twist around each other roll silver, gold and platinum down to small cash boxes on each floor. Thing one those charity funnels where your coin circles around before falling down the tube.
The casino is owned and run by Adima Shemsilver, a chaotic neutral, halfling noble who comes off as twice as tall. The floors have different games of chance. Lizard run called Quon a Drensal. Gambit of Ord is a three card draw bluff game. And Avendra’s favor a dice game similar to craps but only pays the roller on a 7 or 12. The group enters the casino and they wander the lizard floor for a while before they start betting at table seven. Each table small box with three racing lizards behind three gates. They race to end to be reward with food. Gaisma notices gate one is opening early. Thinking it is cheating she moves on to table six. About a half hour later table seven is declared a dud and everyone who bed on table seven is comped with free meals and drinks.
Mr. Shemsilver goes to approach Sir Oliver but Oliver brushes him off and slowly chases a person out of the casino. He picks up Toz as his side man. Outside Oliver insults the man who turns out to be his rival Esily. Esily shifts into his wereboar form and attacks. He is beaten down quickly and turned over to the Hands of Ord for assault.
Meanwhile Mr. Shemsilver has gotten to talk with Poppy with only messing up her name three times. Shemsilver does not trust the Vermillion Dream as they are always money hungry and working an angle. He agrees the group can also guard the casino and if they stop the heist, they would get the reward and so would the Cobol Soul faction. They agree and will return the day of the robbery.
The plan. Avoid crashing out the windows as they are just illusions. To get the full cut of the reward, quietly take out the fake guards of the Vermillion Dream and shove them into the workers wall lockers. The group will operate on different floors. Tarsim and Gaisma will take the first floor. Toz and Poppy will take the second floor. Sir Oliver will stand in front of the vault cash drop. His quasit will be inside the vault.
(I did team initiative. PCs, fake guards, and then robbers. I would then just go floor by floor as the action was taking place at the same time.)
Operation take out the fake guards started. But after she entered the casino Gaisma wild shaped into a running lizard and ran around on the first floor. Tarsim tried to keep up with her but lost her in the crowd casino. (Due to the crowds, it was difficult terrain for everyone.) Since running lizards come time escape the cages as they are switch out this is just a normal occurrence for the employees. She is caught and placed in table seven to race in pole position two. She takes two steps outside the gate and witnesses say made not nice gestures to the customers.
The Second Floor crew. Toz moves to stairwell number one and goes up half a floor so he can keep an eye on both Poppy and Sir Oliver. Poppy moves closer to the fake guard.
The Third Floor crew. Sir Oliver is angry. All these normals, and other lower-class folk are not bowing to him and not treating him with respect. Sir Oliver forgot he was supposed to be a lower caste employee when fake guard number three approached.
Fake Guard, “I know you. Aloysia described you well Sir Oliver. Why are you dressed as a guard too?” Sir Oliver explodes.
Sir Oliver, “Don’t address me peasant. You are just cow dung beneath my feet. You will. NOT. ROBBERING. THE. CASINO. TONIGHT.” The whole of the third floor goes quiet as everyone is looking at Sir Oliver and a mumble of robbery expands out of the crowd.
First Floor Crew. Tarsim bumps into fake guard and engages in small talk. Gaisma is shove into the rest box with the rest of table seven lizards. She hears. “Table Seven is a dud. All of last round bets will be treated as wins.”
Employee, “Tired little fellow. How did you escape in the first place? Well. Back to the rest cage and it is meal time for you.” Gaisma sees the “Employee Door” sign get bigger.
Second Floor Crew. Toz dashes upstairs to back up Sir Oliver. Poppy closes with the fake guard.
Third Floor Crew. Sir Oliver is making a scene yelling about peasants and a robbery. The crowd sees Toz knocking aside some customers. All the customers decide to start picking up their bets and leaving the floor.
First Floor Crew. Tarsim is chatting up the fake guard. Gaisma’s cage is opened and she is dump into a huge cage which has food and water for lizards. She loses it.
Laghairt, “See I was rest up and eating on some prime cabbage as the GODDESS appeared. She Killed Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Eric and Butters. She morphed into her human aspect bursting the cage and said be free. Run free. She then punched Perkins in the face. We scatter as our Gawd told us to do.” Tarsim heard a fake explosion from the kitchen area.
Second Floor Crew. Poppy engages fake guard as one the floor guards try calm the third floor customers and second floor customers. Poppy, “Let’s slide over to the break door. This is beginning to look bad.”
Third Floor Crew. Sir Oliver is now yelling at Toz, Fake Guard, and the other floor guards. He is ranting about them being peasants and something about a robbery. Except for employees the third floor is now empty. A guard and Toz escorts fake guard into the backroom. One guard takes the employee stairs to go get the boss.
First Floor Crew. Laghairt, “IT was glorious. We crashed through the employee’s door and scatter through out the floor. POWER TO LIZARD GAWD. DEATH TO THE CUSTOMERS. VIVA LA VOUTION.” The customers and Tarsim see an explosion of running lizards kick open the door. Gaisma has turned invisible and opened the employee’s door. “RUN FREE MY CHILDREN.” The first floor employees start trying to calm the customers down.
Second Floor Crew. Poopy calmly, “Dear people. There will be no robbery tonight. Those are just false rumors.
Crowd, “We are out here!” (Bad persuasion check). Poppy shoves the fake guard into the back room and tries to apply a chock hold.
Third Floor Crew. Toz has fake guard in the back room. Sir Oliver, “Go ahead. Shoot me in the face with that pitiful hand crossbow. I double dog dare you. SHOOT ME. But this vault will be guard from a ROBBERY by my ancestors.”
A WAY OF CHAOS BREAKS OVER THE CASINO. And the DM when and got his second hot dog and beef brisket plate.
First Floor Crew. Tarsim cast levitate on fake guard. Misses and gets Jim. Dropping the spell, Jim smashes into table four. A Shambling Mound of running lizards is approaching the office. The customers are leaving the building. Tarsim and fake guard agree to capture the Shambling Mound.
Laghairt, “Go Lizard Gawd. Go. Smite the small human.”
Second Floor Crew. Poppy is throwing gut punches and trying to pad the fake guard down. Employee, “Why are you trying to feel up that guard. I going to get the boss. Trouble on the second floor employee area.”
Poppy, “I am not feeling him up.” She pounds fake guard head against the floor. “I am looking for documents.” She pounds fake guard head against the floor.
Employee two, “Looks like you are grabbing his privates.”
The second floor closes down for business as all the customers start to flee.
Third Floor Crew. Toz, the guards, and fake guard are giving each other the evil eye. Two guards are aiming at Sir Oliver hoping the boss will show up. The other employees have secured their cash boxes and hiding on the side of the room.
First Floor Crew. Adima Shemsilver stares as a Shambling Mound of running lizards enter his office without knocking. He hears ALL the customers leaving in near panic. He hears two employees code wording about trouble on the second and third floors. Suddenly a box surrounds the monster.
THREE HOURS LATER.
Adima Shemsilver, “Ok. I have listened to each of your stories. I am splitting the pay out between the two factions. I don’t give a naughty word that one faction only sends three people to handle the problem and the other send five. Both factions have a ten day ban. You eight have a life time band, and then 246 years. Get out of my EMPTY PLACE of business.”
Laghairt, “GAWD what is a ban?”
End of Session 352