[LPF] Buyer's Remorse

[Aldern Foxglove]

Brân meanwhile is probably beginning to feel as if he is the victim of a permanent misfortune hex, and hits a whole lot of nothing with his attacks.

Chuckling evilly Jonsey Skinner advances upon Iosef again and attacks with both blades, but misses with each almost loosing one as he rams it into the door frame.

"Oh, you won't last long now mate, I' gunna carve you up real nice." He hisses to Iosef, blowing the paladin a kiss.

OOC: Borric is up!

 

[perrinmiller]

Borric Hawkins, Human Male Fighter

OOC: Happy New Year everyone!

Borric snarls, "Alright mage, forget your spells. I am gonna knock your head from your shoulders! Then I will piss on the bloody stump of your chicken neck."

Twirling the head of the flail around the shaft to increase the speed, he uses the timing to deliver a harder, if slightly less accurate blow.

[sblock=Actions]Free Action: Talk smack
Move Action: None, unless he goes down
Standard Action: Melee attack on Bareen; Power Attack Flail (1d20+3=16, 1d8+4=10)

OOC: Well, Borric will take a potion.[/sblock][sblock=Mini Stats]Initiative: +4
AC: 19 (17 without shield/flat-footed, 12 Touch, )
HP: 13 Current: 5
CMB: +4 CMD: 16 Fort: +4 Reflex: +2 Will: +1

Current Weapon in Hand: Shield & Flail[/sblock]___________________________

Borric Hawkins

 

[Scott DeWar]

OOC: happy new year! The lurker about

 

[Aldern Foxglove]

Borric's flail crashes down onto the prone old man, sending gore flying, and this time leaving very real wounds. Spitting teeth Bareen again attempts to cast a spell weaving his staff before him defensively, but again he cannot hold the magics! Off to the side the boy. Nate Bareen, whimpers in fear.

"No, gah, blast you!"

The remaining thugs lash out at Brân and Thaddeus. Brân's armor studs just deflect the blade aimed at him, but Thaddeus takes his in the arm - a painful, but hardly terrible wound.

OOC: Thaddeus takes 3 damage! Iosef is up! Followed by Thaddeus.

[sblock=perrinmiller trip]I think you misunderstood, he hit you, but you still tripped him. In PF damage is simply added as a penalty to CMB so he is prone - which is why you hit.[/sblock]

 

[rb780nm]

Iosef swings at Skinner again, drawing a little blood. He then takes another cautious step backwards.

OOC: Attack skinner, step to D9. Really, dice? I finally hit the SOB and I roll a 1 for damage? Really?

 

[Aldern Foxglove]

Iosef's blade slashes Skinner across his narrow ugly face catching the top of his shoulder to. Skinner wheezes and manages a pained thick laugh,

"So the puppy has teeth! Maybe I'll use them to!" The rogue taunts, but his braggadocio has clearly lessened and his beady eyes flicker to his beleaguered employer and the companions uneasily.

OOC: Thaddeus is up! Followed by Sylvain

 

[perrinmiller]

Borric smirks with the satisfaction of success, "How's that feel, ya orge-raped bung hole?"

[sblock=Actions]Free Action: Talk more smack

OOC: Well, I am an idiot. I could have swore I read that two times and I almost asked what happened to the trip results. LOL. Then I decided to just assume he resisted it. I did edit my previous post a little to adjust.[/sblock][sblock=Mini Stats]Initiative: +4
AC: 19 (17 without shield/flat-footed, 12 Touch, )
HP: 13 Current: 5
CMB: +4 CMD: 16 Fort: +4 Reflex: +2 Will: +1

Current Weapon in Hand: Shield & Flail[/sblock]___________________________

Borric Hawkins

 

[Aldern Foxglove]

Thaddeus delays.

OOC: Sylvain is up! Followed by Brân.

 

[Maidhc O Casain]

OOC: Not sure what I'll be doing later - I may or may not have time to make a post so I'll go ahead and make it now. Not that it matters, as Brân still can't hit the broad side of a thug. Another swing and bite, for another two misses. Falcata, Bite (1d20=1, 1d20-5=11)

 

[Gerald007]

Syl takes a step back to D8. Realizing there was not much else he could do at the moment, he pulls his dagger and prepares to help the young paladin attempt to strike down Skinner.