Medieval-Style Insults, or: How to start a tavern fight in under six seconds.

"You´re going into elves´lands? Then just remember: Don´t let the soap fall!"

"What comes from the crossbreeding of an elf and a dragon? Simple; a unsatisfied dragon."

"(speaking to a halfling) Seriously, kid, I´ll have to speak with your father."
 

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