Write a scenario for the following D&D situation: You need to get into a house with 2 guards standing at the front door. There are probably scripted responses if you try to sneak past the guards, bribe the guards, quietly take out the guards maybe even if you teleport to the second story balcony or cast disguise self to look like the homeowner. There is not a scripted response for "I go down to the bar at the end of the street and pay a couple sailors to stage a fight to get the guards to leave their posts."
As you approach the house, you notice two guards standing at the front door. It's clear that they are not going to let you pass without some sort of explanation or authority. You consider your options and decide that the most subtle approach would be to go down to the bar at the end of the street and pay a couple of sailors to stage a fight.
You make your way to the bar, where you spot a group of rough-looking sailors sitting at a table. You approach them and make your offer: you'll pay them a small sum of gold to create a distraction at the front of the house, allowing you to slip past the guards unnoticed. The sailors agree, and you hand over the gold.
You wait a short while, and then you hear shouting and the sound of a scuffle coming from the front of the house. The guards, distracted by the commotion, leave their posts to investigate. You seize the opportunity and quickly slip past them, unnoticed.
You find yourself inside the house, and you can't help but smile to yourself. Your plan worked perfectly, and you were able to get inside without being detected. Now it's time to find what you're looking for and get out of there before the guards realize what's happened.