[OT] Hey there, Dr. Midnight, what's going on with your love life right now?

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Bah, I say, bah! Invite her to a Paranoia game. Nothing builds a relationship like having your clone annihilated by your date's portable plasma generator. :D Trust me on this one!
 
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Piratecat said:
Bah, I say, bah! Invite her to a Paranoia game. Nothing builds a relationship like having your clone annihilated by your date's portable plasma generator. :D Trust me on this one!

No Call of Cthulhu is the answer! If she lives through one session, its true love!

Seriously, I think she was ready for some physical contact but too shy to ask (and you too shy to take advantage). But that's ok. I would definitely make an effort to show you are physically attracted to her by the next date. You don't want her confused about your intensions or if you are really interested in her.

Good luck Dr!
 

That's a good advise, Mr. Cat :D

Seriously, Doc, I think she likes you but is shy, so don't despair!
 

Okay, I called up and talked to her just now. She's going to hang out with her mom tonight until maybe 7 or 8, then I'm going to try to get her to come out to my place. Nothing devious, I've just got a comfortable place to watch movies in. I will, of course, conveniently hide the game books, and I'll clean the place up a bit. Maybe wash the bedclothes, just as a precaution. Who knows. Who the hell knows.

Talk to you later...
 

Well, heck, Doc, you shoulda cuddled with her in the bed a little... sounds like spoons to me.

Sounds like things are going well, don't overanalyze them and all will be well...
 

Hey there Dr.Midnight,
Sounds like things are starting to go quite well. I just had one suggestion for you. If she's coming over make certain that your bathroom is spotless. I'm not sure what it is about women and bathrooms, but a lot of the women that I've known (including my girlfriend) are really really big on a spotless bathroom.

Okay, maybe two suggestions. If you have any slow-dancing music, ask her to dance at some point in the evening. It's a good lead in to a hug, and besides a nice dance is very fun! :) You can judge a good number of things by the way she dances with you (if she pulls in close, or rests her head on you, for instance).

Okay, apparently I can't count. ;) Third suggestion, take things slow; rushing things can be very bad. Be sure to give her subtle signs that you're interested (look into her eyes when talking to her). If she's pretty/beautiful then tell her so, especially if she's the shy type (indicative of low self-esteem sometimes) -- it made my girlfriend's week when I first told her that she's beautiful. But don't rush, or overdo the complements.

Have fun!

-Eraslin
 

Piratecat said:
Bah, I say, bah! Invite her to a Paranoia game. Nothing builds a relationship like having your clone annihilated by your date's portable plasma generator. :D Trust me on this one!

Mental Note: Never ask PC for dating advice. Paranoia? No, no, no, always go Star Wars :D

Best of luck Dr, I hope all goes well for you. And I very much second the spotless bathroom thing.
 

Just a couple....

Sounds very good Dr M.

Your on your third date right? or is this your forth considering you stopped by her work. Anyhoo, your rockin!

Like it or not advice,

1. YES! The bathroom must be spotless. AND your medicine cabnet should also have a look through too. You know she will poke her head in there.

2. WASH YOUR BED SHEETS! Who doesn't like clean bed sheets? Even if she just wants to take a nap.

3. Look in your fridge, see anything you don't want her to see?

4. Light Candles, not many, just some, and the ones that smell real good too. :D

LESS IS MORE!

Good luck.
 
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Okay, just did a sweep of the whole apartment.

Gave the bathroom a quick cleaning. It should be passable. Removed nether-wart medication from cabinet and placed in closet.

Cleaned the kitchen, somewhat. Removed pickled pigs' snouts from fridge and placed them in closet next to nether-wart medication.

Cleaned living room. Removed all D&D books and posters (I had some). Placed them in closet next to nether-wart medication and pickled pigs' snouts.

Cleaned bedroom. Removed "Nursing Home Honies" porn. Placed it in closet next to nether-wart medication, pickled pigs' snouts and D&D stuff.

Seriously, I think I'm good. I don't own any porn, so all I really had to hide was D&D stuff. What does that say of my perception of the hobby? Oh well. Off to the shower...
 

Doc, as my Old Grandpappy used to say, "Kevin, you've got a nice head of hair."

Hm... that doesn't seem to adhere to the situation at all.

Well, sometimes I imagine that he used to say, "Kevin, just go with the flow."

And thus I pass this imaginary advice down to you doc.

Just go with the flow.
 

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