Said no one, ever.
Lawyers, or no lawyers; that is the question;
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous litigation,
Or to take arms against a sea of lawyers,
And by opposing end them. To stop: to end:
No more; and by an end to say we forget
The verbosity and the thousand billing hours
That lawyers charge us; ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished.
Lawyers love their old-timey words. Best usage is to replace "shall" with "must" to avoid this, and not use "will" at all.
Which makes it tough on probate attorneys, I guess? But no one cares about those ghouls.