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Umbran

Mod Squad
Staff member
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Did someone fail their stealth check?
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Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
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If it really bothered you, you would have put those people on ignore months ago.

Instead, complaining about them seems to be your main activity here on ENWorld.

An old, but good, joke about the nature of complaining.


During his first service leading the community, the new rabbi noticed an older congregant walk over to the synagogue president and demand rather loudly that the air conditioning be turned down because it was too cold.

The president nodded kindly and took care of it.

Just a few prayers later, the same congregant asked the president to have the air conditioning turned up because it was too hot.

Not long after, it was too cold for the congregant, and then too hot, etc. all morning long.

The president always nodded kindly and took care of it.

After services, the new rabbi said to the president, “I was very impressed with your patience in handling the individual who kept complaining about the air conditioner.

“It’s no big deal. We don’t have an air conditioner.”
 

payn

I don't believe in the no-win scenario
An old, but good, joke about the nature of complaining.


During his first service leading the community, the new rabbi noticed an older congregant walk over to the synagogue president and demand rather loudly that the air conditioning be turned down because it was too cold.

The president nodded kindly and took care of it.

Just a few prayers later, the same congregant asked the president to have the air conditioning turned up because it was too hot.

Not long after, it was too cold for the congregant, and then too hot, etc. all morning long.

The president always nodded kindly and took care of it.

After services, the new rabbi said to the president, “I was very impressed with your patience in handling the individual who kept complaining about the air conditioner.

“It’s no big deal. We don’t have an air conditioner.”
Aint you supposed to be drafting and watching the game?
 

Ryujin

Legend
If it really bothered you, you would have put those people on ignore months ago.

Instead, complaining about them seems to be your main activity here on ENWorld.
Must be a Canadian. Complaining is our second favourite national sport, right after passive/aggression. Hockey is a distant third.
 



Snarf Zagyg

Notorious Liquefactionist
Supporter
Aint you supposed to be drafting and watching the game?

I was. Let's just say that there was a VERY LONG PAUSE because someone took forever to make a pick* because they had overindulged in the festivities.

And by someone, I mean DEREK!


*And when they finally did, they chose JuJu Smith-Schuster in the sixth round. Nothing better than having to wait half an hour for someone to make a pick and then seeing that.
 

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