Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

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creepy rhyme time: when the temperature gets too high the elderly start to die

 

[Warpiglet-7]

creepy rhyme time: when the temperature gets too high the elderly start to die

Elderly? The huevos on my driver’s seat are in as much jeopardy as cracked eggs on a sidewalk in Texas!

 

[Ryujin]

They're currently selling off stuff from the set of "Star Trek: Discovery" in central Toronto. Not a lot interesting unless you're an indie film maker, looking for some relatively cheap lighting and video support equipment. I think that they're also tearing down the sets for "Beacon 23", based on one of the pieces of art that they're selling (the picture of the massive wave hitting the lighthouse, with a person in the doorway). That last one is the only thing there might actually be a bidding war over, unless people really want fake Star Fleet MRE packs.

EDIT - Well, I supposed some might want "space suits" or "space helmets", each sold separately.

 

[RealAlHazred]

I had a desire to reread the Fu Manchu stories

Possibly in response to my bellyaching post from a few days ago, last night I had a dream where there was a semi-successful series of Fu Manchu movies in the 80s starring James Hong. I don't remember who played his arch-nemesis Nayland-Smith, but I would hope it was Nicholas Cage.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I really think we should create a Food of ENworld e-book where your main PC (or NPC if you are a GM, I guess) presents their best recipe in character.

In character?

Snarf's Favorite Food! Guaranteed to fill you up. Also? It's the best sandwich.


Snarf's Long Island Iced Tea Recipe


Ingredients
Bottle of vodka
Bottle of white rum
Bottle of silver tequila
Bottle of gin
Bottle of triple sec
3/4 ounce simple syrup
3/4 ounce lemon juice, freshly squeezed
Cola, to top
Garnish: lemon wedge

Steps
1. Get a Collins glass and fill it with ice.
2. Take a long pull from the vodka bottle.
3. Add 3/4 ounce vodka to the Collins glass.
4. Take a long pull from the rum bottle.
5. Add 3/4 ounce white rum to the Collins glass.
6. Take a long pull from the tequila bottle.
7. Add 3/4 ounce silver tequila to the Collins glass.
8. Take a long pull from the gin bottle.
9. Add 3/4 ounce gin to the Collins glass
10. Look at the triple sec bottle. Oh no..... triple sec.
11. Take a long pull from the triple sec bottle.
12 . Add 3/4 ounce triple sec to the Collins glass
13. Suck on a few lemons while trying to get your bearings.
14. Is that tequila? WHY YES IT IS! Mmm.... take another pull off of that tequila bottle.
15. Add simple syrup and lemon juice to the Collins glass.
16. Put a splash of cola all over your clothes. Maybe some goes in the Collins glass?
17. Eat the lemon wedge garnish while drinking what is in the Collins Glass.
18-28. You don't remember 18-28.
29. Why did I wake up in Long Island?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Today's True Facts Weekend Edition):

1. Neither Jeffrey Dahmer nor Tim Allen are known D&D Players.

2. Neither Jeffrey Dahmer nor Tim Allen ever spoke out against pineapple on pizza.

Now, am I implying anything? Of course not. But I am also not going to come to your house and smack that inference out of your head.

 

[Deset Gled]

2. Neither Jeffrey Dahmer nor Tim Allen ever spoke out against pineapple on pizza.

Tim's sidekick Al was a fan of pineapple pizza.


Go to ~7:10.

This reference was not worth the time it took to look it up.

 

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[Scribe]

Maybe it's the Nyquil talking but...

1. I can agree with nearly everything you said.
2. How you said it leaves me wanting nothing to do with it.

By the end of the post I was just 100% out the door.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Today's True Facts Weekend Edition):

1. Neither Jeffrey Dahmer nor Tim Allen are known DVD Players.

Fixed that for you.

2. Neither Jeffrey Dahmer nor Tim Allen ever spoke out against pineapple on pizza.

You might think differently if you watch Home Improvement from finale to pilot in reverse to hear the backward masking.

I’m not saying you’ll change your opinions on whether they spoke out against pineapple on pizza, just that you might think differently.