Star Wars III title: Birth of the Empire

[BiggusGeekus]

Where have you guys been?

Sitting alone in my closet gripping a wire coat hanger that has one end stuck into an electric socket, ready to lance my own brain in an effort at home lobotomy so that all memories of Jar-Jar Binks are forever expunged from my soul.


Why do you ask?

 

[Zappo]

Uh, the problem isn't so much the lava. Of course whiny boy Anakin has to end up in hot lava, I mean, that's just what he deserves after "wheeeee!" in Ep1 and the horrible romance in Ep2.

But... I mean, a lightsaber duel while surfing around...? I'm not quite able to explain why I think this is a bad idea. Here, maybe this link will help:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=cheesy

 

[Ferret]

PMS! (Thats pee my self laughing though)

I can live the title, but rise/spawn would be better.

 

[Viking Bastard]

Birth of the Empire? Meh. It's so bland.

 

[Villano]

Uh, the problem isn't so much the lava. Of course whiny boy Anakin has to end up in hot lava, I mean, that's just what he deserves after "wheeeee!" in Ep1 and the horrible romance in Ep2.

But... I mean, a lightsaber duel while surfing around...? I'm not quite able to explain why I think this is a bad idea. Here, maybe this link will help:

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=cheesy

The link you gave didn't work (at least when I tried it), so sorry if this is what it linked to, but the dueling while surfing idea may strike you as bad because of the swordfighting while (sky) surfing in a little film called:

Highlander 2!

 

[shilsen]

The link you gave didn't work (at least when I tried it), so sorry if this is what it linked to, but the dueling while surfing idea may strike you as bad because of the swordfighting while (sky) surfing in a little film called:

Highlander 2!

I was wondering if someone would name the "movie that does not exist" in this regard

 

[Hypersmurf]

I was wondering if someone would name the "movie that does not exist" in this regard

Nobody can name that movie. It doesn't exist.

(I'm giving serious thought to abusing my Mod powers and removing it from the thread )

There's also a (admittedly very brief) swordfight on a sky-surfer in the Masters of the Universe movie.

Well, 'swordfight' in that He-Man chops some Air Centurion in half off his hoverdisk

-Hyp.

 

[johnsemlak]

Don't Yoda and Doku duel airborn a bit in that last SW movie?

 

[Welverin]

Don't Yoda and Doku duel airborn a bit in that last SW movie?

No, Yoda just jumps around, a lot.

Riiiight.

Absolutely.

 

[Kai Lord]

Absolutely.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.