Forget CN Kender Bards. I'm team CN Half Elf Thief. they're like cats.There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of playing D&D. All competing TTRPGS will be destroyed. But always— do not forget this, eyeheartawk— always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing as you DM. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on the players who are helpless.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a table full of players that choose, no, DEMAND to play Chaotic Neutral Kender Bards— forever