The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[payn]

OMG. I'm pretty sure not... but I think I'll go get a second opinion.

You're also lazy...

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[Cadence]

You're also lazy...

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Well, unmotivated anyway. Not arguable enough to get a second opinion!

 

[Parmandur]

"I constantly complain about there being 3 Arcane Full-Casters in D&D 5e, but suddenly decide that Arcane magic doesn't exist anymore in the 5e rulebooks when you ask for an Arcane Gish class."

How difficult is it to not be a hypocritical cherry-picker? The internet sure makes it seem like it's basically impossible.

There is already an Arcane Gish, the Artificer. Though Arcane magic isn't based in the rules in 5E, at all. Not like it was in earlier Editions.

How about an artificer who makes terrifying Eldritch Pizza...?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

There is already an Arcane Gish, the Artificer. Though Arcane magic isn't based in the rules in 5E, at all. Not like it was in earlier Editions.

How about an artificer who makes terrifying Eldritch Pizza...?

Or worse ... Mystic Pizza.

 

[Parmandur]

Or worse ... Mystic Pizza.

Oh dear God...psionic pizza??? Now they have gone too far, even for me.

 

[darjr]

My character: don’t eat that! THEY made it!
My characters fellow party member: it’s pizza! How bad cold it be?
MC: OK I warned you! Save me a piece.

 

[Cadence]

My character: don’t eat that! THEY made it!
My characters fellow party member: it’s pizza! How bad cold it be?
MC: OK I warned you! Save me a piece.

Mmmm. Cold pizza. The breakfast of champions.

 

[Parmandur]

Mmmm. Cold pizza. The breakfast of champions.

Nut from yhe depths of the unexplored Arctic???

HOW DID IT EVEN GET THERE?!?!?

 

[RealAlHazred]

The only allowable pizza topping is fried green tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe.

 

[Cadence]

The only allowable pizza topping is fried green tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe.

Wait, was there pizza in the book? I don't remember it in the movie.