The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[CleverNickName]

I was taking it at face value, but I'm not always good at social cues.
Social media cues, even less so.

 

[Gradine]

What really tastes good out of a can is lightly.flavored Sparky water, like Le Croix. Particularly caffineated Sparky water, for whatever reason.

That's because can is the only flavor present, and can flavor is good. La Croix and its ilk are flavored by having someone five feet away gently whisper the name of the flavor in the general direction of the finished product.

 

[payn]

I can't tell whether cans vs bottles is a face-value argument or if it's the new pizza metaphor.

I’ll take it, pizza has gone stale.

 

[trappedslider]

I was taking it at face value, but I'm not always good at social cues.
Social media cues, even less so.

Same

 

[Gradine]

I can at least state that I am being 100% sincere and literal

 

[Parmandur]

I laughed because we use “it’s the Le Croix of X” as an indicator of something being flavorless trash. It’s the homeopathy of flavor. A drop of taste divided by hundreds of gallons of carbonated water. “A hint of lemon” really means there was a lemon in the next room when they made the stuff, but no lemon or flavor actually made it into the thing.

Yes, that's the point, it's water. Moatly I would get atore brand. Though Soda Stream is a much more cost efficient form than any canned brand.

 

[Parmandur]

I can't tell whether cans vs bottles is a face-value argument or if it's the new pizza metaphor.

Either way, it's working.

 

[Parmandur]

That's because can is the only flavor present, and can flavor is good. La Croix and its ilk are flavored by having someone five feet away gently whisper the name of the flavor in the general direction of the finished product.

Well, no, it's by putting in about 3/4 of a teaspoon of highly concentrated syrup per liter. The flavor is less the point than the hydration. Works great for getting kids to drink water.

 

[Davies]

I can at least state that I am being 100% sincere and literal

Alas, I have found this to be a surefire way to convince everyone that you're neither.

 

[trappedslider]

"No, threatening to give the suspect's toddler a red bull and a kitten is not a valid interrogation method."