Things that are better with bacon

[Desdichado]

If I read anymore, I'll go mental from not having access to all the food described, or my arteries will clog by proxy. Either way, it'll mean a trip to the hospital.

My bacon with hawt nekkid wimmin is the complete solution! It may clog your arteries, but it's got a built in "work it back off immediately" solution right there!

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

My mom-in-law makes an excellent dove and bacon dish.

Basically, it's a dove breast wrapped around a jalapaneo pepper, and a thick slice of bacon wrapped around the whole thing. I think there is something in the pepper, maybe some sort of cheese and spices (it's been a while since she made it). The whole thing is baked, and then you eat it all in one go, and since dove breasts are quite small, you usually eat 2 or 4 of them for a meal. (You just have to watch out for any stray shot that may have been missed while cleaning the dove and is still imbedded in the meat).

 

[Warrior Poet]

My bacon with hawt nekkid wimmin is the complete solution! It may clog your arteries, but it's got a built in "work it back off immediately" solution right there!

You, sir, are a genius!

And with that, I'm back. I'm such an easy mark.

Warrior Poet

 

[kenobi65]

1. Take a Corn Dog.

2. Fry it.

3. Wrap it in Bacon (twice).

4. Pull the Stick Out and put it in a grilled bun.

5. Smother in Extra Hot Chilli (which has big chunks of bacon in it, and could double as paint stripper).

6. Cover in Cheese (which has jalapeno & bacon bits in it..

7. Optional Toppings to taste (sour cream, onions, relish, etc).

8. Call the heart specialist/reserve the toilet for the next 2-4 hours.

Saw this thinly disguised attempt at murder once at a state fair. I think if you ate it and your arteries didn't clog up immediatly, you got another one free.

This reminds me of something called a "Francheezie."

- Take a hot dog, and slit it along the long axis
- Stuff it full of cheese
- Wrap the hot dog in bacon
- Deep-fry the whole thing
- Serve on a bun with a Crestor

Now, I'm fairly infamous for eating things I shouldn't...and even I won't touch one of these.

 

[Desdichado]

- Take a hot dog, and slit it along the long axis
- Stuff it full of cheese
- Wrap the hot dog in bacon
- Deep-fry the whole thing
- Serve on a bun with a Crestor

It sounded great right up until you put the toothpaste on it.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

After years of experimentation, my colleagues and I have determined that, with a singular exception, everything is better with bacon.

The exception is bubblegum.

 

[Pyrex]

My Seafood Chowder is much better with bacon.

 

[Rel]

My mom-in-law makes an excellent dove and bacon dish.

Basically, it's a dove breast wrapped around a jalapaneo pepper, and a thick slice of bacon wrapped around the whole thing. I think there is something in the pepper, maybe some sort of cheese and spices (it's been a while since she made it). The whole thing is baked, and then you eat it all in one go, and since dove breasts are quite small, you usually eat 2 or 4 of them for a meal. (You just have to watch out for any stray shot that may have been missed while cleaning the dove and is still imbedded in the meat).

I say in all honesty that I would seriously consider leaving my wife for this woman.

 

[devilbat]

Although I generally agree with Homer Simpson that you can't make friends with salad, but you do have a better chance at it if you put bacon in a green or pasta salad.

Potato, french pea or bean soup are all far better with bacon.

 

[warlord]

Sex.