Things that are better with bacon

[Rel]

Sex.

Does this not go without saying?

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Does this not go without saying?

You just have to watch out for spattering bacon-fat.

 

[Rel]

You just have to watch out for spattering bacon-fat.

NOW you tell me!

 

[Henry]

...You just have to watch out for any stray shot that may have been missed while cleaning the dove and is still imbedded in the meat.

Back to the Future Part III just popped into my head when I read this.

This whole thread has me hungry for bacon! OTOH, since I've picked Honey Nut Cheerios for this week's breakfast, I'm outa luck until the weekend.

Has anyone mentioned Scallops wrapped in bacon? Red Lobster has these little delicacies, and it's wwaaaaayyy too good for regular consumption and continued living.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

Has anyone mentioned Scallops wrapped in bacon? Red Lobster has these little delicacies, and it's wwaaaaayyy too good for regular consumption and continued living.

I may have to drag the husband to an establishment like Red Lobster where I might find these delicious bacon-wrapped scallops. (The Universe hates creatures of the sea and refuses to eat them)

 

[reveal]

I may have to drag the husband to an establishment like Red Lobster where I might find these delicious bacon-wrapped scallops. (The Universe hates creatures of the sea and refuses to eat them)

The last time I was in a Red Lobster, we were waiting for our "to-go" order in the lobby. There was an older couple in there talking to someone. The wife was proud that they were going to Red Lobster for their 20th anniversary. :\

 

[Desdichado]

I may have to drag the husband to an establishment like Red Lobster where I might find these delicious bacon-wrapped scallops. (The Universe hates creatures of the sea and refuses to eat them)

Well, you saw the earlier post about sex and bacon, right? I bet you could make him a deal...

 

[reveal]

Well, you saw the earlier post about sex and bacon, right? I bet you could make him a deal...

Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had so much time
To sit and think about myself
And then there she was
Like double cherry pie
Yeah there she was
Like disco superfly
I smell sex and bacon here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely is a dream

Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had too much caffeine
And I was thinkin' 'bout myself
And then there she was
In platform double suede
Yeah there she was
Like disco lemonade
I smell sex and bacon here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely is a dream
Mama this surely is a dream
I smell sex and bacon here
Who's that lounging in my chair
Who's that casting devious stares
In my direction
Mama this surely is a dream
Mama this surely is a dream
Yeah mama this must be my dream

-- with all apologies to Marcy Playground

 

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

(The Universe hates creatures of the sea and refuses to eat them)

Smart man, he is. Us non-sea creature eaters will someday rule the world, and the eating of fish will be outlawed. You can still go fishing, just not eat any of them.

 

[Desdichado]

I smell sex and bacon here

You've got it! I don't really know The_Universe, but if he's anything like me and 95% of all guys I've ever met, a little "hey, you wanna get really lucky tonight? All you need is to pick me up a take-out order of these bacon wrapped scallions from Red Lobster..." then before you even finish that sentence you'll hear his tires peeling out on the driveway as he races for the closest Red Lobster establishment he can find.