[sblock]"Actually, I'm employed by the jealous girlfriend of the halfling in question. My employer, who has more money than taste, suspected that her paramour's 'business trips' might include activities of which she would not aprove. I think his current location supports this... do you know what sort of favors he was attempting to purchase? My mistress will want particulars. I know little of the house, ma'am, so pardon me for the ignorant question, but are the practitioners exclusively women, or is he perhaps seeking services from a boy?"
"Oh, and if you want him gone, dropping my employers name ought to send him packing quick enough, and no questions to be asked about your house. I assume you'd prefer to keep your business as private as possible?"[/sblock]