[WWTBAS?] what superhero would you audition?

Kahuna Burger

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OK, obviously folks with serious aspirations of being on Who Wants to be a Superhero probably won't want to "give away" their ideas, but for those of us who would audition mostly for a lark or probably wouldn't get a chance to audition but like to brainstorm....

If you knew in advance that Who Wants to be a Superhero was going to hold auditions near you and had the time/talent to make a costume, what would you audition as? What would be your superhero schtick?

I keep thinking it would be great if auditions were held during my next pregnancy, when I was say 5 months +. I'd totally audition as Mother Earth - get someone to paint a globe on my belly and make a sun and moon top with cloud skirt... I'd be doing it with the full knowledge that I would never get on, but it would be fun. :D My only major decision would be if I should say my battle cry was "YOU did this to meeeeee!!!!!!" :eek:

Without the belly prop.... maybe something lego related. Modular armor and weapon that could be rebuilt on the fly to cope with different circumstances. Iron man as a swiss army knife. ;)

Edit : the more I think about it, the more Modular sounds like a fun superhero to make. Body armor with lego interface all over the back, chest, outside of legs and shoulders. Have a selection of skates, cleats, snowshoes that can be clamped onto the bottom of the boots, different eye pieces that clamp onto the helmet, and the eye pieces double as making a "laser" on the forearm, etc....
 
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Well, they probably won't let me go as the Orgazimaniator - with phenomenal powers of... well, any way, its not going to happen.

Maybe, the Teleporter, who can teleport himself to anyplace with in line of sight. They switch off the camera long enough for me to hop in my golf cart and run off to some spot, and turn the camera back on.

Heh.
 



I'd go as Sarcastro. And I love your ideas. They're really clever.

No, no. Really.

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See? Guaranteed to become a supervillain before you know it! :D
 


I know, I know -- but see, I'd do it differently! with, err, a mutation! Yeah! And, err, lasers! VERBAL lasers, attached to a... hmm... cybernetic tapir!
 

Piratecat said:
cybernetic tapir!

Well, crap, there goes my idea. You have any idea how hard it is to do major invasive surgery on a tapir!? Do you?! The wheels from the office chairs in place of feet, though... not such a good idea.

Thus dies the concept of Red Tapir, the Bureaucratic Avenger, using office products and a dangerously modified ungulate to fight crime.

If I had a body presentable in spandex or something reasonably close, and still had the tae kwon do training ingrained in me, I'd go with Night Wolf. Your basic Dark Avenger type, with a wolf theme. (Though no wolf's head mask).
 
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WayneLigon said:
Well, crap, there goes my idea. You have any idea how hard it is to do major invasive surgery on a tapir!? Do you?! The wheels from the office chairs in place of feet, though... not such a good idea.
Ha!!! Your cybernetic tapir cannot defeat BADPUG, the brachiocephalic wonder! Do not taunt her or she will use her Battle Snort!

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