FrogReaver
As long as i get to be the frog
I respectfully disagree with your perspective on the Monk class, but that may just be a result of an old 2e adventure (some might well guess which one) where our entire party woke up stripped of everything but our small-clothes.
Having an improved unarmed attack seems to me to always be a welcome fall-back.
Feat: Tavern Brawler! Enjoy!