Simplicity said:"I'm riding the bus because my car is in the shop. I have a corvette."
Is that why you've been riding the bus for months now? Terrific.
Of course they neglect to say what year and what condition. I can say I have a corvette, too. I can buy one of those $50 cars people sell in the classifieds. It doesn't mean it actually runs.

Most people on mass transit keep to themselves. Of course there was one black man that was constantly asking me (a young white man), "What's your problem?", assuming that I needed to have a "problem" to take the bus.