Gizzard said:
Before I start again, I don't have any emotional attachement to these movies, but I do find it an interesting exercise to see if they make sense. So, no hard feelings on my side, even if I may seem to be hammering at the EpI and EpII defenders. Smiley face of conciliation ->
'Eh it's just making my day off go by quicker. Trust me I don't take anything person around here, that's just not a good idea.

I don't consider myself a episode 1 or episode 2 defender, heck I think they were piss poor myself, I just arguing the plotline.
OK, then on the scale of power in the universe this Clone Army is equivalent to Palpatines personal guard? So, if you look at the final battle, then the Jedi, the Clones and Dooku's forces are all meant to be roughly equal in combat power? It's going to be a funny name for the war, calling it the "Clone Wars", when really its a skirmish between a handful of small private armies. If you follow this theory too far, you'd expect the army of the Republic to have billions of soldiers and thus be make control of the Clone Army insignificant.
There isn't a Army of the Republic, that's a super huge giant point of contention for the whole darn thing, Amadala is fighting in the senate to stop the creation of a Army of the Republic. It's was spelled out within 10 minutes of the movie stating that there is no army of the Republic, they relied completly on the Jedi. As far as that not being a lot of clones, it was the first batch of them, now that they are in a war they will have to continue to order more of them. This wasn't just a skirmish, it was the first battle in a war that last several years (Did you not hear Yoda at the end saying that the Clone Wars have just begun.... Heck they even made a cartoon about it). It also forces the issue from a diplomatic negociation (which is what Amadala was wanting) to a actual declared war. Palpatine was given emergency power to create a army of the Republic (which will undoubtably be more than just clones, just as the Imperial army in Star Wars was more than just Stormtroopers). This move was to allow him to create a army, those clones weren't the army they were the start of the army, Palpatine makes the decisions where troops come from, it's pretty easy for him to say, well the clones worked good lets keep them comming and nobody is the wiser. If there was a army of the Republic to start with then the whole movie doesn't make sense, why would Amadala be leading a faction of senators who are trying to stop the creation of a Army of the Republic if one already existed? Why would the sepratist think they could pull away by using their military might? And why would Palpatine need the clones?
So Palpatine delagates one of his Dark Jedi minions to go to Kamino and order a very small army cloned up for him. But his instructions to the Kaminians are to give this army "to any Jedi", knowing full well that the good Jedi will discover this and take the army for themselves?? That seems like a stretch!
And, where do the Clones fit in if theres a giant Army of the Republic? Palpatine could just give Yoda (or preferably someone lame, like Jar-Jar!) command of a few battle groups and send him off to fight ineffectively againt Dooku for a couple years. The secret Clone Army seems like a pointless complication (but an opportunity for some cool CG.)
Palpatine only had one dark Jedi minion (there is always only two sith lords) and it was Dooku. By reading what you wrote here I see that you have in fact completly missed the entire plot of the movie. The Kaminoans were instructed to make the army for the Jedi council, why because the Jedi work for the Chancellor, Yes yes yes the army was intended for the Jedi to have. That's the whole point here it was a set up, Palpatine put the Jedi in a position on Geonosis where they were forced to take this army of clones and go to war, there wasn't any other army available because there was no army of the Republic to do this. The Jedi didn't take the army for themselves they took them for the Republic, which Palpatine just managed to gain complete control over. The Jedi are not a independant organization, they are a subservient group to the Senate (controlled by Palpatine). If Palpatine was the President then Yoda would be nothing more than a high ranking General or maybe a minor staff member. This is a secret plot, Palpatine can't reveal himself as a Dark Lord of the Sith, the Jedi would destroy him, but he can manipulate himself to the top where he can secretly send them out to be killed in a bloody war. He tricked the Trade Federation into starting a separitist movement and starting a big crisis, he tricked the Senate to give him absolute power (funny that he had sent Amadala home and into hiding right before this vote came up, she was it's biggest opponent), he tricked the Jedi into going to Geonosis (and being slaughtered) and tricked Yoda into attacking Geonosis with the clones to rescue them thus starting the clone wars. There was no other army of the Republic, there were not enough Jedi to fight a war, heck until Yoda attacked Geonosis to rescue the Jedi, there was no war. He did all this while managing to look like he was actually against the war or the creation of a army himself. Did you not understand that he controlled the Republic the Jedi worked for? Heck he's the person who told the Jedi to let Obi Wan track down the assassin which lead them to Kamino, he knew Obi Wan would go there, he planned it, he knew Obi Wan would then go to Geonosis, he planned it. Did you not see all those scenes where he was telling the Jedi what to do in his chambers? He was leading them around by the nose.
Maybe you fell asleep and missed some of the story or something ( I doze off during the Pod race in Phantom Menace every time myself). You have completly missed what was going on here. Palpatine manuvered the Jedi into a position where they would need a army, one he had prepared 10 years earlier to be waiting for them at this time. Why so they would start a war with the separitist movement he also created 10 years ago. How can he do this, well he can see the future so that really helps, it also helps the Republic was in decline to start with. WHy does he do this? This war allows him to kill off Jedi without being discovered (people die in a war a good portion of the Jedi were killed off on Geonosis right off the bat), consolodate his power over the Repbulic, he will be a war hero when they win, (the Senate was a beurocratic mess, but he saved the Republic) and gain the army he will need to rule once the Jedi are gone. Then when he is ready he pulls the old Julius Ceaser and declares himself Emperor and disbands the Senate. This isn't speculation here it's how Star Wars episode 4
A New Hope started out in 1977.
I think GL just needed to move the plot along; he didn't worry about the logic of his characters.
He put so much time into the logic of the story he forgot to make the characters believable, but rest assured I'm not pulling your leg here, I am not making stuff up this is the plot of the movie, some of it is me making a logic stretch (not a very big one) but most of it was pretty much spelled out in black and white. The Jedi didn't steal his clone army.......The Jedi were manipulated into using the clone army to start a war. There was no other army for them to use when they needed one. This is the plot of the movie. There was no other way to defend the Republic and once they found out the separatist were creating a huge Droid army they had to act. It was shown the Jedi couldn't beat the Droid army (they lost in the Arena and had to be rescued), they needed their own army, wasn't it convienent that one just happened to be supplied for them when they needed it the most? Darth Sidious created a army of clones and had them hand delivered by the Jedi to Chancellor Palpatine.
That's my point about the economics. If we assume the army is big, there's only about twenty people in the Republic who can make this happen. If we assume the Clone Army is small, the economics work but the logic doesn't - the Clones are too unimportant to be the pivot on which the galactic war rests.
If we assume the clone army was big then there were millions of people or corperations or planetary governments who could of had it created, the Trade Federation had their own army, heck Naboo had it's own army (as pathetic as that was). Everybody but the Republic had a army, they relied on the Jedi (and more importantly the Jedi's reputation) to maintain order. If you look at it as the army was small, well then it was still big enough to start a war and you don't need as clones as they fight better than droids do, not to mention they would be lead by the Jedi and they would also be a good core for creating a army of the republic around. Either way the economics work out because you are on a galactic scale, where did he get the money? well from any of a thousand sources on a million planets, and the pivital role of the clone army works because before them there is no army of the Republic, after them there was one.
I think that Brin's explanation makes as much sense as GLs original plot. And it's funnier. ;-)
Like I said, I don't think GL thought deeply about the continuity at all. He had some ideas of cool scenes and he need to get certain plot points to happen. As DMs I think we've all been in this boat. You wave your hands, have the Kaminians present the clue - "Look, the Clone Army" - and hope your players don't think hard about how it all fits together. But in this case I think I can see the stitches holding EpI and EpII together, and I am disappointed.
edit: oops, quotes got messed up.
Eh you have missed some big glaring plot points of the movie here, like the fact that Amadala started the whole movie on her way to Corescant to vote on the big issue of wether there should be a Army of the Republic created, there wasn't one beforehand, or the fact that the clone army was obviously meant for the Jedi to use and that they delivered it to Palpatine. Heck you seem to have missed the point that the Jedi work for the Senate (lead by Palpatine). Or that Dooku wasn't actually part of the Sepratist movement, he was manipulating them for Palpatine. These are real fundamental underlying points to what's going on, they are not things I am coming up with to explain things they are the facts of the movie. I'm not arguing whether it was a good movie or not (it really wasn't all that) I'm just pointing out the plot details.