Head over heels for a girl.

[Belen]

Rel, everytime I see your sig, I get the uncomfortable feeling that either you or BelenUmeria is hitting on me...

<wipes diet Dr. Pepper off computer screen>

 

[Rel]

Rel, everytime I see your sig, I get the uncomfortable feeling that either you or BelenUmeria is hitting on me...

And every time I see your .sig, I get the uncomfortable feeling that I shouldn't post while drunk.

 

[Desdichado]

And yet the two sigs tie together remarkable well...

 

[FickleGM]

I could point out that you're replying to FickleGM but I'd only be doing it to irritate you.

Are you saying that I'm fickle?

 

[Teflon Billy]

My father has given me lots of really good advice over the years but I still recall two particularly good bits he gave me when I was young. One of them was that men tend to put women on a pedestal because "they have a monopoly on the [kitty cat] and we think that makes them special". But he went on to say, "Once you put somebody on a pedestal though, you can really only do one thing with them: Worship. From afar. And you don't want to be afar. You want to be right up close where she keeps the [kitty cat]."

In short, don't treat her like a princess unless you want to be treated like a serf.

Oh, he also said, "Don't buy Whole Life Insurance for the 'Investment Potential'."

You need to buy your Dad a case of beer.

 

[Rel]

You need to buy your Dad a case of beer.

I tend to buy it by the bottle so that I can drink with him. That's when he gives his best advice.

 

[Dark Jezter]

My father has given me lots of really good advice over the years but I still recall two particularly good bits he gave me when I was young. One of them was that men tend to put women on a pedestal because "they have a monopoly on the [kitty cat] and we think that makes them special". But he went on to say, "Once you put somebody on a pedestal though, you can really only do one thing with them: Worship. From afar. And you don't want to be afar. You want to be right up close where she keeps the [kitty cat]."

In short, don't treat her like a princess unless you want to be treated like a serf.

Oh, he also said, "Don't buy Whole Life Insurance for the 'Investment Potential'."

Socrates, Plato, Aristotle.

All of them are morons compared to your dad.

 

[Ferret]

I'm over the crazy, I still fancy her but the crazy is gone.

I figured out the 'Don't be nice thing', she was doing it to me a bit (not so much that I tihnk shes trying the same trick mind you) so I thought I'd return the favour. Plus it surprises here a bit, after I'd tried the nicely nicely routine.

 

[Teflon Billy]

I'm over the crazy, I still fancy her but the crazy is gone.

I figured out the 'Don't be nice thing', she was doing it to me a bit (not so much that I tihnk shes trying the same trick mind you) so I thought I'd return the favour. Plus it surprises here a bit, after I'd tried the nicely nicely routine.

Cool You are playing it smart now.

Keep your head in the game.