Edena_of_Neith
First Post
This is humor, folks.
Flame George Lucas (or Terry Brooks, below) and the Moderators will torch this thread!
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What if we had a Star Wars / FOTR crossover?
Hmmm ...
Perhaps Sting and Glamdring weren't elven swords at all, but instead were lightsabers.
Perhaps Elrond was a Jedi Master, and Galadriel a Jedi Mistress.
Perhaps Gwindor was really a shuttlecraft.
Perhaps the elves, dwarves, men, and orcs of Middle Earth all really do mingle in cantinas.
Perhaps the Haradrim are really Sandpeople.
Perhaps Grima Wormtongue is a Jawa disguised as a human.
And perhaps Shelob is related to Jabba the Hut.
Perhaps Sauron is the Emperor, and Saruman Darth Vadar (his voice was good enough.)
But now ... really ... if you actually crossed the Star Wars universe with FOTR, what WOULD you get?
Would you get the above?
Would you get something else?
Where would C-3PO and Artoo Detoo go in the Middle Earth scene?
What about Obi-Wan?
Yoda?
Senator Amidala?
Luke and Leia?
Han Solo (I suppose Aragorn could be Han Solo ...) ?
Just curious.
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How do the characters in the film version of FOTR compare with the characters of The Sword of Shannara, by Terry Brooks?
Did Shea have the kind of courage and spunk that Frodo had? (or vice versa)
Was Hendel the dwarf as clever, noble, and capable as Gimli? (or vice versa)
How did Dayel measure up to Legolas? (or vice versa)
Was Allanon as capable, bright and farseeing as Gandalf? (or vice versa)
Was Balinor as true and noble as Aragorn? (or vice versa)
Shea took on and destroyed the Warlock Lord.
Could Shea have taken the One Ring to Mount Doom? Would he have shown mercy to Gollum?
Could Frodo have taken on the Warlock Lord, and handled the Sword of Shannara?
What would Frodo and Gandalf have done in the place of Shea and Allanon?
What would Shea and Allanon have done in the place of Frodo and Gandalf?
How would the others have handled the alternate situation?
Since Shannara is a favorite topic of mine, it's food for thought.
Flame George Lucas (or Terry Brooks, below) and the Moderators will torch this thread!
- - -
What if we had a Star Wars / FOTR crossover?
Hmmm ...
Perhaps Sting and Glamdring weren't elven swords at all, but instead were lightsabers.
Perhaps Elrond was a Jedi Master, and Galadriel a Jedi Mistress.
Perhaps Gwindor was really a shuttlecraft.
Perhaps the elves, dwarves, men, and orcs of Middle Earth all really do mingle in cantinas.
Perhaps the Haradrim are really Sandpeople.
Perhaps Grima Wormtongue is a Jawa disguised as a human.
And perhaps Shelob is related to Jabba the Hut.
Perhaps Sauron is the Emperor, and Saruman Darth Vadar (his voice was good enough.)
But now ... really ... if you actually crossed the Star Wars universe with FOTR, what WOULD you get?
Would you get the above?
Would you get something else?
Where would C-3PO and Artoo Detoo go in the Middle Earth scene?
What about Obi-Wan?
Yoda?
Senator Amidala?
Luke and Leia?
Han Solo (I suppose Aragorn could be Han Solo ...) ?
Just curious.
- - -
How do the characters in the film version of FOTR compare with the characters of The Sword of Shannara, by Terry Brooks?
Did Shea have the kind of courage and spunk that Frodo had? (or vice versa)
Was Hendel the dwarf as clever, noble, and capable as Gimli? (or vice versa)
How did Dayel measure up to Legolas? (or vice versa)
Was Allanon as capable, bright and farseeing as Gandalf? (or vice versa)
Was Balinor as true and noble as Aragorn? (or vice versa)
Shea took on and destroyed the Warlock Lord.
Could Shea have taken the One Ring to Mount Doom? Would he have shown mercy to Gollum?
Could Frodo have taken on the Warlock Lord, and handled the Sword of Shannara?
What would Frodo and Gandalf have done in the place of Shea and Allanon?
What would Shea and Allanon have done in the place of Frodo and Gandalf?
How would the others have handled the alternate situation?
Since Shannara is a favorite topic of mine, it's food for thought.