I KNEW D&D was becoming more like WOW!!1!

[hennebeck]

OMG!
WoW is totally copying D&D.
I don't know what the frell to play now!!!!11!!!

Blizzard 1-up'ed Wizards I think.
Well played, Sirs. Well Played.

 

[Corvidae]

Page 108 – The Nine Alignments [Substitution]
Names like “Lawful Good” and “Chaotic Neutral” are so generic and boring. Strike all alignment names and replace accordingly:
Lawful Good: Superman
Neutral Good: Picard
Chaotic Good: Indiana
Lawful Neutral: Adama
Neutral: Unaligned (you’re still boring)
Chaotic Neutral: Jayne
Lawful Evil: Vader
Neutral Evil: Bender
Chaotic Evil: Mearls
+
New Alignment: Batman
Thus, a character would now say, “I am of the Mearls aligment” or “Batman alignment”.


And a second firefly reference
And it looks like the alignment is perfect.

Thanks WOTC

Corvidae

 

[Voss]

Glad they made the april fools joke 3e, to avoid the inevitable 4e related freakouts.

 

[Ludwig van Graf]

I missed the firefly reference, which was that?

 

[malraux]

I missed the firefly reference, which was that?

browncoat for armor and Jayne for alignment

 

[Khelzor]

I missed the firefly reference, which was that?

Page 108 – The Nine Alignments [Substitution]
Names like “Lawful Good” and “Chaotic Neutral” are so generic and boring. Strike all alignment names and replace accordingly:
Lawful Good: Superman
Neutral Good: Picard
Chaotic Good: Indiana
Lawful Neutral: Adama
Neutral: Unaligned (you’re still boring)
Chaotic Neutral: Jayne
Lawful Evil: Vader
Neutral Evil: Bender
Chaotic Evil: Mearls
+
New Alignment: Batman
Thus, a character would now say, “I am of the Mearls aligment” or “Batman alignment”.

 

[Arnwyn]

"Captain's Two-Fisted Hammer of Death" gets the big thumbs-up from me.

Truly something beautiful.

 

[Kishin]

Chaotic Neutral: Jayne
New Alignment: Batman
Thus, a character would now say, “I am of the Mearls aligment” or “Batman alignment”.

I would have gone with NE for Jayne...

Note: You are actually not allowed to say "I'm Batman."

 

[Brown Jenkin]

Note: You are actually not allowed to say "I'm Batman."

Only in the District of Columbia. That is the only place the DC Police have any power.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Dire Rats have been changed to the correct nomenclature of: Rodents of Unusual Size (R.O.U.S.).

The acronym is very similar to the name Rouse...hmmmm.