Just Things I've Made


log in or register to remove this ad

Apepsnake

First Post
MANIFESTATION OF YAO
Macro-Gargantuan Outsider (Extraplanar)
Hit Dice: 320d1000 +777,777 x2
Initiative:
Speed:
Armour Class:
Base Attack/Grapple:
Attack: Touch (640d100 positive energy damage)
Full Attack: 7 Touches
Space/Reach: 72 squares/Infinite
Special Attacks:
Special Qualities:
Saves: cannot fail
Abilities:
Skills:
Feats:
Epic:
Divine: Animus, Bane Guard, Cunning Body, Divine Storm, Heavenly Body, Fire Absorption, Fire Blood, Intellectual Body, Obviate, Perfect Aura, Positive Energy Breath, Thieving Wrath, Third Eye, X-Ray Vision
Cosmic: Abrogate, Axiomatic (Law) Messiah, Atomic Ray, Cosmic Serpent (LE), Doombringer, Great Breath, Hyperostosis, Innocence, Martyrdom, Perfect Summoning, Pugnacious, Sanctity, Shroud of Death
Transcendental: Astro Beam, Alpha Beam, Lord of Flames, Omega Beam, Orichalcum Body, Transcendental Breath,Transilient Fort/Ref/Will, Transversal
Environment: Any
Organization: Solitary or (1/20) Heavenly Host (Yao and 7 Seraphim)
Challenge Rating: 741
Treasure:
Alignment: Lawful Evil
ECL:

A towering robed creature roars in fury that seems... rather unlimited. Out of the constant sounds, you can make out few, but some, words "I AM the LORD thy GOD." It's snaking, well, snake heads jaws open and snap shut; while multiple pairs of flaming wings spread behind it. Massive claws like the feet of a bird shred the air itself into millions of ribbons. The heat is unbearible. "Burn in MINE Holy Fires, Ye heretical fiends!"

Yao's preferred form is that of a flaming, angelic reptilian humanoid with seven serpent's heads, complete with claws and wings made entirely of dancing curtains of flame. His true form is a massive serpent made of light and flame wit the head of a lion.

COMBAT
Tactics: Immediately target the farthest away(or strongest) target with Astro Beam, unleash his positive energy breath on any undead or those weak to it.

Angelic Traits (First Choir)
Clairaudience/clairvoyance over the entire universe, as well as darkvision and low-light vision
Immunities: Ability damage or drain, acid, cold, disease, electricity, energy drain, fire, paralysis, petrification, poison, sleep, stunning and death from massive damage. They are immune to non-epic magic and all abjuration, conjuration, enchantment, illusion, necromantic and transmutation magic.

Breath of God: One of seven heads may unleash a breath (line) dealing 160d1000 divine fire damage

Divine Fire: Anyone touched by, or touching Yao suffers divine fire damage equal to the base HD of the attack

Ray of False Redemption: A ray attack that functions pretty much exactly like a Seraph's, but converts the target to LE

Regeneration: Yao takes damage from weapons that are Good aligned, and from Evil descriptor spells and effects

Spells: As seraph

Fiery Visage: As Seraph's Splendrous Visage

Summon Angel: Summon a seraph or two cherubim

Lord of Flames: Basically, think akalich but fire and positive energy instead of cold and negative.

Bright Aura: Yao cannot even be seen because of the immense about of heat and photons he ejects from his form. Every creature within 12,000 ft is blinded, effected by symbol of death(no HP limit). All creatures must make a fort saving throw (DC 524)

Immunity to Magic: as akalich, but Darkness works as Shatter

Omega Beam: Delete 80 HD

Astro Beam: 1/4 chance of instant death

Alpha Beam: 80d6% of HP in permanant damage, age 20 years, 80d1000 XP and 80d100 Quintessence

Atomic Beam: 160d4 force damage, 160d6 disintegration, 80d6 fire, 80 points ability damage, and whatever level of wind strength goes here

Positive Energy Breath: 80d4 positive energy, 80d8 to undead and 80d12 to those vulnerable to sunlight

Fire Blood: 20d4 fire damage to those attacking (from close range)

Thieving Wrath: 40d1000 units of wealth stolen from target

Divine Storm: 20d3 divine damage

wow hes bad. old testament needs to step up it's game
 



Apepsnake

First Post
well i did go off of the old testament, where YHWH:
supports slavery
advocates for destruction of different cultures and religions
"steels the will" of Pharaoh in the Moses story
murders children
literally says rape is ok as long as it's not a jew
no homo or face THE STONE
kill anyone that doesn't refer to him as Adonai ("My Lord")
destroy two entire cities because a small group of nobles attempted to rape two angels specifically sent down to have that happen
says that, in his words, creates "both good and evil"

plus i put in the gnostic demiurge so he's even more spiteful than old testament god (at least new testament isn't really in the new testament)
 




Apepsnake

First Post
Manifestation of Apsu
Elder One of Fertility, Seas and Madness
Colossal Outsider (Chaotic, Extraplanar, Evil, Obyrith)
Hit Dice: 159d100 +8,214 x4 (96,456)
Initiative: +54
Speed: 450 in all forms, Supersonic in water
Armour Class: 171 (+24 Deflection, +24 Divine, +40 Natural), touch 5, cannot be flat footed
Base Attack/Grapple: +59/+68
Attack: Slam (8d8+4d8 cold and 2d8 positive energy)
Full Attack: 5 slams
Space/Reach: 75 ft/line of sight (cosmic conciousness)
Special Attacks: Alter Reality, Divine Aura, Portfolios
Special Qualities: Cosmic Conciousness,
Saves: Fort +60 Ref +56 Will +60
Abilities: Str 92 Dex 85 Con 92 Int 99 Wis 61 Cha 92
Skills: Omnicompetent, Maven, +24 Divine
Feats: Cleave, Great Cleave
Epic: Divine Retribution, Ether Goer, Etheric Double, Etheric Vision
Divine: Intellectual Body, Perfect Aura, Profane Body, Regeneration
Cosmic: Degeneration, Extra Portfolio, Great Breath, Uncanny Writhing Effect
Transcendental: Transcendental Goetia, Transcendental Hand, Transversal
Environment: Gaping Maw, Abyss or Any
Organization: Solitary, or Harem (Apsu and multiple female demons)
Challenge Rating: 265
Treasure: Crown of Apsu, Cloak of Rays
Alignment: Chaotic Evil
ECL: 370

Rising from the depths is a towering figure of scale and crashing waves, seemingly made entirely of water. It's totally nude countenence *definitely* gives away that it is male (and huge down there), though it seems more willing to reduce everything to gibbering messes than quivering messes. A woman's voice, rather ironically, is quite calm and intelligible, mostly speaking about "Suckling on the Teat of Destiny" and other things basically along those lines. Most of it's body seems silhouetted by what appears to be a miniature sun behind it. Atop it's reptilian head rests a crown looking somewhat like a behive mixed with a waterfall-esque shape, obviously supporting a woman in the nude, a small statue of a beautiful woman in a rather sexual position, looking ever so slightly closer reveals that the woman is in fact a statue of a succubus. He nearly steps on you in his, more or less, drunken stupor. It notices you, and attempts to crush you. Get ready for the fight of a lifetime, if you weren't immortal, that is.

Apsu's manifestation is a 100 ft tall, well hung reptilian humanoid made entirely out of Abyssal water, weighing 2500 lbs. (3000 without weight changes)

COMBAT
In combat, Apsu prefers the immediate use of Ultima Hand on basically anything he thinks will die the quickest.

Uncanny Withering Mastery
Beam: 159d6 divine, repeated 24 rounds
Blast: 80d6 divine, repeated 24 rounds
Blood: 40d6 divine, repeated 24 rounds
Breath: 159d6 divine, repeated 24 rounds
Hand: 239d6 divine, repeated 24 rounds
Immolation: 239d6 divine, repeated 24 rounds
Storm: 40d6 divine, repeated 24 rounds
Strike: 40d6 divine, repeated 24 rounds
Wrath: 80d6 divine, repeated 24 rounds

Transcendental Hand: 79d100 divine damage

Transcendental Goetia: "Can Summon 1 CR of beings for every 1000 damage taken, up to double Syno’s HD. These Can anything including Entities, Mega Sized creatures, Cosmic Beings, and Adamic Dragons, they cannot be Transcendent beings, Demiurges, or Nehaschimic Dragons" yeah that's fun

Degeneration: all opponents loose 80 health/round

Portfolios: Apsu gets these abilities from his portfolios
Fertile Loins: each time he nut in someone they get preggy
Undead Vulnerability: takes 50% extra damage from the undead
Disease Immunity: he already gets this
Scion of Life: competence bonus equal to DR against undead
Improved Summoning: living creatures summoned get 50% more HD
Rapid Rejuvenation: regen one DS higher
Uncanny Con Withering: not putting this here
Sexual Healing: regen as long as the nut busted was in someone
Fertility Messiah: Females cannot harm Apsu as long as they are of lower DR
Lemming's Wisdom: already in the statblock
Shaky Morale: no morale bonus
Shield of Madness: cannot be effected by mind effecting stuff
Scion of Madness: competence bonus equal to DR against those with lower Wis
Improved Summoning: abberations have 50% more HD
Uncanny Wis Withering: not here
Insane Soul: sit there and do nothing for more regen
Starstruck: he pseudonatural now
Hostile Environment: no arid/fire place
Fire Vulnerability: 50% more fire damage tooken
Aquatic: he aquatic now
Scion of the Sea: competence bonus in water
Improved Summoning: aquatic creatures get 50% more HD
Divine Cold: cold damage now 50% divine
Uncanny Cold Mastery: no
Aquatic Regeneration: half HD regen in water
Aquatic Messiah: no aquatics hurt him

ARTIFACTS
Crown of Apsu: this really has no noticeable effect, but dragons, aquatic creatures, living creatures and abberations of lower divine rank are automatically allies

Cloak of Rays: this bumps his speed up to Superluminal and gives an extra 100 divine bonus to armour class

neither of the artifacts are actually in his statblock tho
 


Remove ads

Top