Pirates of Caribbean logic question MAJOR SPOILER

I saw it and was NOT very impressed. My experience with Johnny Depp movies is to expect him to be damn-near the best thing in it, and this expectation was met in PoC.

Unfortunately, while there were some excellent parts of the movie, some things did ruin it for me. For fairness, I'll go over the things I liked (w/o spoilers):

1) Great "time-set" language. Hearing pirates say "savvy?" after most everything they say, and most of the other dialogue matching makes it pretty cool to listen to (although see below).

2) Depp rules, as others have said his portrayal of Cpt. Jack Sparrow is awesome, easily my favorite part of the movie.

3) Lots of good ship battles, sword-fights, and zombie fights. Action! Woo.

Now for things that bugged me:

1) Cheezy Hollywood Romance. Even though the romance was the backbone of the story, it felt very very cliche. I found myself muttering the young lovers responses to each other.

2) This is a stupid point, and may not bother anyone else, but its clearly seen from the poster. The main actress's hair is high-lighted. I mean, this film does great justice to setting a movie in a particular time period in almost every respect except this, and this is thrown in your face very often. She has dark hair and light blond highlights, just like any other "cool" teenager in the 90s or 00s.

3) Orlando Bloom's character was arguably the worst. He was a vapid predictable young hero, and he was far too "invincible" in most of the fight scenes.

Of course, I do felt I got my money's worth, and if I had the choice I would rather catch this one on the big screen. However, the only thing I'm going to remember about it in 5 years is that Depp ruled and I hated the actress's hair :)

Technik
 

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My wife and I went to see it.

Great fun. Good flick.

I was a bit surprised at the length. Gotta be just over 2 hours, as we went to a 1pm show and were walking out of the theater at 3:30pm. But that's cool.
 

I loved it!

Went to see it tonight, in between viewings of Sinbad and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (movie marathon, yay!).

It was fun, had nice pacing, and was funny. Some things were cheesy, but they were done so that they were "good cheese," not "bad, rotten cheese." Sparrow was cool under (all to frequent) fire, and utterly incompetent; just how I would be if I were a pirate.

Riding the mast of his boat into port? Priceless scene!

All together, an 8.5/10.
 

HELP IM AN IDIOT

i always stay to the end of the credits, but for whatever reason (probaly too tired, after watching lxg and this) i bailed...

ive since found out that there IS a scene after the credits...
but the people on the other board that mentioned it didnt want to say what it was on the public board. can anyone help me?

i THINK i know what it is, and heres my guess...

spoiler space for my guess
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guessing that we get to see a skeleton jack sparrow in the moonlight, playing with one of the aztec gold coins.
am i right? is there more to it?
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im sooooo annoyed i missed it
steve
 

Spoiler

Better stop reading if you don't want to know about the easter egg at the end.













The monkey (remember the monkey?) swims to the chest, picks up an aztec cursed coin, turns all undead-like again, screams at the camera and lunges at it in skeletal/zombie form. It was a neat scene, and, in retrospect, I should have expected it. :)
 

FINALLY saw this movie!!

Loved it. Glad they made a very good pirate movie. I couldn't believe Disney made this. I mean throats getting slit, people being stabbed on screen and what not. Granted there was no blood but I was suprised. Good suprised.

Johnny Depp was awsome in this movie. He is generally good in any movie he is in.

I liked the scene with the prisoners trying to get that dog to come to them. Exactly from the ride.

Just imagine how much faster the Black Pearl would have been had they had sails that weren't ripped and shredded?
 

Dagger75 said:
FINALLY saw this movie!!

Loved it. Glad they made a very good pirate movie. I couldn't believe Disney made this. I mean throats getting slit, people being stabbed on screen and what not. Granted there was no blood but I was suprised. Good suprised.
Aren't most Brucheimer movies of later years Disney?
 

Oh I also did anybody notice the guy who played the dwarf in the Dungeons and Dragons movies was in this movie. He was the freind of the guy with the wooden eye.
 

This movie was very impressive.
I'd have to say it's the best pirate/swashbuckilng movie in modern cinema (though that's not saying much, and I might be forgetting some).

The plot was surprisingly solid, too - much more solid and reasonable than T3, for example.
 


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