The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[payn]

We need a {-} tag.

Or is that the default?

We need a charlie brown tag for NZ pizza threads.

 

[el-remmen]

OH WHY! OH WHY! OH WHY DO I ENGAGE? OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY!

 

[prabe]

OH WHY! OH WHY! OH WHY DO I ENGAGE? OH WHY OH WHY OH WHY!

Because this time, it will be different.

 

[Guest 7034872]

Because this time, it will be different.

Worse is different, isn't it?

 

[prabe]

Worse is different, isn't it?

Yes. Yes, it is.

 

[Cadence]

And be sure to put the positive-only tag in the title. And refer to it often. That way, everyone will think twice before they dare to challenge your opinion.

(That's how the [+] tag works, right? You're only allowed to agree with me? I think that's how it works.)

So, I'm hearing we make a "The simulationist narrativist triumphal pineapple pizza [+]" thread, and report anyone who can't resist being negative? ... It's so tempting, but I fear the mods would unfortunately judge us in light of the spirit it was intended, instead of judging those who were throwing tuna everywhere.

 

[trappedslider]

Man steals lawnmower, cuts victim’s grass, police say

A suspected thief in Texas made off with an unusual item last week — a lawnmower — but not before mowing the victim’s front and back yards, according to police.

www.woodtv.com

 

[Cadence]

Given how much they seemingly feel the need to jump into every conversation about pepperoni pizza, I hypothesize that almost no one actually enjoys pineapple pizza. They just enjoy not enjoying pepperoni pizza, and pineapple is the sunk cost their psyche uses to justify all the time they spend jousting with pepperoni on the interwebs.

(You might think pepperoni and pineapple are reversible there, except for the fact that most pepperoni lovers have never thought of pineapple on pizza and seem just fine with that - until a pineapple proselytizer gets them, and then they're still mostly fine with it).

 

[J.Quondam]

Man steals lawnmower, cuts victim’s grass, police say

A suspected thief in Texas made off with an unusual item last week — a lawnmower — but not before mowing the victim’s front and back yards, according to police.

www.woodtv.com

I bet he was one of those variant vampires who's foiled by uncut grass rather than spilled rice.

 

[Ryujin]

Given how much they seemingly feel the need to jump into every conversation about pepperoni pizza, I hypothesize that almost no one actually enjoys pineapple pizza. They just enjoy not enjoying pepperoni pizza, and pineapple is the sunk cost their psyche uses to justify all the time they spend jousting with pepperoni on the interwebs.

(You might think pepperoni and pineapple are reversible there, except for the fact that most pepperoni lovers have never thought of pineapple on pizza and seem just fine with that - until a pineapple proselytizer gets them, and then they're still mostly fine with it).

I have pineapple on my pepperoni pizza. Does that make it pepperoni pizza, or pineapple pizza?