The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Hussar]

Well, that's progress. Instead of things turning into a trash fire with dozens of posters in a matter of minutes, it turned into a trash fire with a couple of posters and one sock puppet in a matter of hours.

That is progress of a sort.

Also, @Umbran, your post above made me laugh very loudly much to the annoyance of the people around me. Shame on you.

 

[BookTenTiger]

Wow, he keeps digging the hole deeper.

 

[Gradine]

Spoiler

Absolute classic

 

[Scribe]

Sometimes, the irony is simply too thick.

 

[J.Quondam]

Sometimes, the irony is simply too thick.

It's not just the irony that's thick.

 

[Umbran]

Three monkeys, ten minutes.

That's not nearly enough to get the works of Shakespeare.

 

[Cadence]

That's not nearly enough to get the works of Shakespeare.

Most of the posts on here aren't exactly...

 

[Jfdlsjfd]

Sometimes, the irony is simply too thick.

This. But I think it's another level of irony above what you said.

 

[payn]

People keep asking me if John Wick movies are bad?

Yeah...I think they are bad.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

People keep asking me if John Wick movies are bad?

Yeah...I think they are bad.

 

[payn]

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

You don't even know the plot, do you?

That's right. John Wick has learned that there is another Skarsgård in Hollywood. If John Wick doesn't act soon, there won't be any jobs left for non-Skarsgård actors. This is an existential crisis.

 

[darjr]

You weren’t supposed to eat any of the pizza or even take a bite! Just go “yum!” and pass it on to the next fool.

If you ate any you’d know it’s bad.

 

[AnotherGuy]

You don't even know the plot, do you?

That's right. John Wick has learned that there is another Skarsgård in Hollywood. If John Wick doesn't act soon, there won't be any jobs left for non-Skarsgård actors. This is an existential crisis.

Hey, we survived the Baldwins, we will survive the Skarsgårds.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Hey, we survived the Baldwins, we will survive the Skarsgårds.

The Baldwins are still around ....

so what you're saying is ....

John Wick, Chapter 5. Alec, Stephen, and, um, the other ones.

I have already bought the ticket.

 

[RealAlHazred]

I just want to see Werner Herzog direct one of the John Wick movies...

 

[Scribe]

It's not just the irony that's thick.

That's a different thread...

 

[overgeeked]

More rules, more rules lawyers.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I just want to see Werner Herzog direct one of the John Wick movies...

I wouldn't mind seeing Wes Anderson take a shot ...

The Grand Continental Hotel, a film by Wes Anderson.

 

[Deset Gled]

I just want to see Werner Herzog direct one of the John Wick movies...

Who Said It: Werner Herzog, or a John Wick Movie:

"Consider your origins, you were not made to live as brutes, but to follow virtue and knowledge."

"I’m not into the culture of complaint. I roll up my sleeves and somehow I get it together."

"We had mutual respect for each other, even as we both planned each other’s murder."

"Get used to the bear behind you."

"There’s no rhyme or reason to this life. It’s days like today scattered among the rest."

"People don’t change. You know that. Times, they do."

"If you want peace, prepare for war."

"Rules. Without them, we live with the animals."

"I am torn between the beauty of the natural world, which you see all around us, and the idea that some dumb tornado could blow a telephone pole onto my sweet Camaro."

"Every man should pull a boat over a mountain once in his life."