The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Aeson]

Wait, am I the only one sustained by righteous indignation?!

Have you met the Republican party?

 

[Scribe]

 

[darjr]

And the capstone ability, Rage-quit.

With a 9th level spell, table flip

 

[darjr]

Still holding a grudge?

It was 20 years ago!

 

[Aeson]

Rage-quit is a 0 level spell. Anyone can do it, it's just more epic at higher levels.

 

[Aeson]

Still holding a grudge?

It was 20 years ago!

You haven't met my sister. 40 years isn't long enough for her.

 

[Galandris]

Still holding a grudge?

It was 20 years ago!

In the spirit of this thread, the thread you're speaking of is unindentiable.

However, I'm betting on midichlorians. And yes, I do. They redeemed Jar-jar Binks, but they never will be pardonned for making the Force a by-products of mitochondria.

 

[Ryujin]

And the capstone ability, Rage-quit.

I think that you might be confusing Rules Lawyer with Gamer Barbarian.

 

[Ryujin]

In the spirit of this thread, the thread you're speaking of is unindentiable.

However, I'm betting on midichlorians. And yes, I do. They redeemed Jar-jar Binks, but they never will be pardonned for making the Force a by-products of mitochondria.

But they're the powerhouse of the cell!

 

[overgeeked]

Brawndo has what plants crave.

 

[MarkB]

You shouldn't be reading the Monster Manual. Two demerits.

As a player, certainly. That's why I made sure to only read it when I was DMing.

 

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[MarkB]

 

[Mad_Jack]

There needs to be a variant of the Wizard class called the Rules Lawyer, that bends reality to his will.

Wouldn't it be a Warlord, though? Yelling loudly at things until they change is kind of their gig...

In CAR WARS, one of the weapons that came out in a magazine supplement was the Existential Blue Crayon Gun...

It fired paint rounds in a color called Existential Blue, that made your car's armor so depressed that it stopped functioning.

 

[Aeson]

Or a mother that tells you you'll never marry, because you're too something (ugly, fat, etc.) can get the same results.

 

[Mad_Jack]

Or a mother that tells you you'll never marry, because you're too something (ugly, fat, etc.) can get the same results.

I'm not sure taking my character's mother with him on adventures so that she can nag and criticize the bad guys to death is worth having to put up with her for the whole adventure....

 

[Ryujin]

Or a mother that tells you you'll never marry, because you're too something (ugly, fat, etc.) can get the same results.

Bad mothers automatically get Vicious Mockery as a class spell.

 

[Aeson]

I'm not sure taking my character's mother with him on adventures so that she can nag and criticize the bad guys to death is worth having to put up with her for the whole adventure....

Who said it's his choice? She'll plague him like that dude on Andor. I'm surprised she didn't follow him to Ferrix.

 

[trappedslider]

Or a mother that tells you you'll never marry, because you're too something (ugly, fat, etc.) can get the same results.

I was gonna say this but then you posted it

Who said it's his choice? She'll plague him like that dude on Andor. I'm surprised she didn't follow him to Ferrix.

dang it...

 

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