The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[darjr]

I posted in the thread anyway. What the h*ck. Oh, not that thread... no... never.

 

[Cadence]

"It doesn't matter how many of you think you're doing the good stuff, you're not. Check out my definitions of everything again and you'll surely agree."

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

"It doesn't matter how many of you think you're doing the good stuff, you're not. Check out my definitions of everything again and you'll surely agree."

“Can God define terms so narrowly that She can beat Herself in an argument?”

-Thomas Aquinas, interrogatively.

 

[Parmandur]

“Can God define terms so narrowly that She can beat Herself in an argument?”

-Thomas Aquinas, interrogatively.

That's St. Anselm of Canterbury, to be pedantic: but Aquinas did not care for Anselm's line of thought.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

That's St. Anselm of Canterbury, to be pedantic: but Aquinas did not care for Anselm's line of thought.

“Can God create a pizza topping so weird a New Zealander wouldn’t eat it?”

St. Anselm of Canterbury, confusingly.

 

[Parmandur]

“Can God create a pizza topping so weird a New Zealander wouldn’t eat it?”

St. Anselm of Canterbury, confusingly.

Creating a logical contradiction is contrary to the form of Truth, and thus evil. Evil is not real, but a deprivation of the Good, as darkness is a lack of light or cold is a lack of warmth. To commit evil isn't power which has to do with the actuation of Being (potence), but contrary to power (hence impotence).

Ergo, creating a pizza with toppings so weird that a New Zealander wouldn’t eat it is contrary to the nature of God, as such an absurdity is incompatible with omnipotence.

 

[Cadence]

Creating a logical contradiction is contrary to the form of Truth, and thus evil. Evil is not real, but a deprivation of the Good, as darkness is a lack of light or cold is a lack of warmth. To commit evil isn't power which has to do with the actuation of Being (potence), but contrary to power (hence impotence).

Ergo, creating a pizza with toppings so weird that a New Zealander wouldn’t eat it is contrary to the nature of God, as such an absurdity is incompatible with omnipotence.

And yet, New Zealanders were made.

 

[Parmandur]

And yet, New Zealanders we're made.

There may have been an absurd unstated premise in my logical chain there.

 

[Malmuria]

What if you made your own role playing game, like dnd but different? Surely no one has had this idea before.

 

[Levistus's_Leviathan]

“Can God create a pizza topping so weird a New Zealander wouldn’t eat it?”

St. Anselm of Canterbury, confusingly.

Summoning @CleverNickName . . .