The Two Greatest Things in Life Are Finally Together (Hint: Star Wars)

[lowkey13]

Have you ever seen a product so amazing that you didn't even realize how much you needed it until you saw it?

Well, friends, I am here to tell you that the product is finally here. Combining the two greatest things in life:

1. Star Wars

2. Premium French Cookware

Hear me now and believe me later, this is the greatest thing since H. B. Reese said to himself, "Self, I have brought yet another peanut butter sandwich to my job at the Hershey's factory. I wonder ... might it combine with this fine SHOCK-O-LAT?"

Contain your excitment. CONTAIN IT! And watch the following video:


Now release that excitement. It feels good, yeah?

I demand that they immediately take my money, all of it! $450.00 for the Han Solo Carbonite Signature Roaster? How else can you roast a porg in less than twelve parsecs?

Go on. Go see.

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Whether it's a Darth Vader Dutch Oven, or a Millennium Falcon trivet, you cannot look away.

Feel free to comment. I am busy mailing them my wallet.

 

[Istbor]

I have to admit. I want that roaster.

 

[lowkey13]

I have to admit. I want that roaster.

I KNOW!

There's a fine line between clever and stupid, and this looks at the line and says, "Hold my beer while I make a sweet carbonite Solo-approved Prime Rib.

 

[dragoner]

I think I'm having a financial PTSD flashback from my wife hitting Sur La Table down on 4th street in Berkeley.

 

[Beleriphon]

Dude, my wife bought the Beauty & The Beast dutch oven. The lid handle is a 24 karat gold plated rose. The whole thing is otherwise a blue that perfectly matches Belle's dress.

I also want that roaster.

 

[lowkey13]

Dude, my wife bought the Beauty & The Beast dutch oven. The lid handle is a 24 karat gold plated rose. The whole thing is otherwise a blue that perfectly matches Belle's dress.

I also want that roaster.

I know!

I am so incredibly torn between making fun of it, and purchasing all of it.

 

[GreyLord]

Not exactly my cup of tea...though it may be because I didn't see a teapot or a teacup among the offerings.

 

[Imaculata]

Almost as epic as this desk organizer.

 

[Celebrim]

Is Star Wars fandom even still a thing? I feel like this is at least 25 years past it's sell by date.

 

[Greenstone.Walker]

Is Star Wars fandom even still a thing? I feel like this is at least 25 years past it's sell by date.

I;ve just looked around my room here, I can see action figures, books, a Star Wars pencil case (with Star Wars Edge of the Empire dice in it). Sotrmtrooper themes notebooks, and so on.

Hi everyone. My name is Greenstone and I have a problem.

 

[Imaculata]

If you have a problem, then I'm beyond help.

Looks at giant Jabba's Sail Barge on his wall

 

[MarkB]

Seems like a half-baked idea.

 

[Mercurius]

I thought this was going to be about sex and peanut butter.

 

[Len]

I thought this was going to be about sex and peanut butter.

What you do with your Han Solo Signature Carbonite Roaster is up to you.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I may be ahem Forced to buy some out of the line for myself, and I know some of those smaller items will be going to some friends as gifts.

 

[lowkey13]

I may be ahem Forced to buy some out of the line for myself, and I know some of those smaller items will be going to some friends as gifts.

Share with the class, Danny! Are you getting the Carbonite Roaster, or the Vader Dutch Oven?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I haven’t decided on WHAT. I mean, the trivets are no brainers, and the little pots are very affordable- perfect for gifting or personal use.

Of the pricier items, the only one I could justify would be the Solo roaster. The others are simply too expensive...and I already have several Le Creuset* Dutch Ovens that I love and use, not to mention an excessive amount of other cookware.** Price aside, I don’t think I’d have room to store another one!




* my iPad tried to Autocorrect that to LE Creuset. As in Lawful Evil. Hmmmmmmm...

** seriously. Waaaay too much. Like...beyond a devoted cook to possible nutjob.

 

[lowkey13]

Of the pricier items, the only one I could justify would be the Solo roaster. The others are simply too expensive...and I already have several Le Creuset* Dutch Ovens that I love and use, not to mention an excessive amount of other cookware.** Price aside, I don’t think I’d have room to store another one!

You have good points!

However ...

Counterpoint: Can you ever, truly, have too many Le Creuset Dutch Ovens?

 

[Zardnaar]

Calling anything a Dutch oven is gonna get sniggers.

 

[lowkey13]

Calling anything a Dutch oven is gonna get sniggers.

So you're saying you'd get the Solo Roaster.

You know, rockin' it like an onomancer.