Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

[fett527]

Star Wars related. Teh funny.

http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com/

 

[Desdichado]

I thought he killed Matt Lauer?

 

[reveal]

http://www.toastedpixel.com/archives/6-29-05.html

I love the last paragraph.

By the way, if you haven't read about this piece of news, it's quite an eye opener. Dr. Tom Cruise once again tirades against medicine, stating:

"You don't even know what Ritalin is. If you start talking about chemical imbalance, you have to evaluate and read the research papers on how they came up with these theories, Matt, OK. That's what I've done."

Dr. Tom Cruise rules! He understands medicine more than people who actually do! In the same interview, he makes the educated statement that:

"There's no such thing as a chemical imbalance."

It's true, can you argue with that? I mean, sure, we have chemistry, pharmacology, psychiatry, anatomy, and other sciences to argue that there is such thing, but he has SCIENTOLOGY to back him up! And can you argue with that?

Well no, it's sort of like arguing with people who don't believe in dinosaurs. Meaning, you COULD, although you start to wonder if there are better things you could be doing with your time.

 

[Turanil]

I think that Tom Cruise is an excellent actor to portray whimps. He should better not be the one chosen to interpret the last samurai however.

Now concerning Scientology: is it considered a religion, or a nefarious cult? Because in the first case I cannot say why I boycott all Tom Cruise's movies, as it would tread on the religious subject that is forbidden on these forums...

 

[fett527]

Are you at least checking the link out? I thought the laugh was very fitting.

 

[reveal]

I think that Tom Cruise is an excellent actor to portray whimps. He should better not be the one chosen to interpret the last samurai however.

Now concerning Scientology: is it considered a religion, or a nefarious cult? Because in the first case I cannot say why I boycott all Tom Cruise's movies, as it would tread on the religious subject that is forbidden on these forums...

Technically, you could argue that Christianity is a cult and that Scientology is a religion, or vise versa. Either way, I wouldn't start espousing why/if you think Scientology is bad because you would be stepping on too many toes.

 

[reveal]

Are you at least checking the link out? I thought the laugh was very fitting.

The link didn't work for me in either Firefox or IE.

 

[der_kluge]

I wasn't expecting that. That was hilarious!

 

[Desdichado]

Are you at least checking the link out? I thought the laugh was very fitting.

Yeah, but it was kinda horky. Froze up IE and made me have to reboot, without ever playing smoothly. The joke was kinda lost by the thirteenth time I'd heard the audio while finally getting all the frames to load right. There's a .mov version out there somewhere that's a lot easier to watch than this one.

 

[fett527]

Yeah, but it was kinda horky. Froze up IE and made me have to reboot, without ever playing smoothly. The joke was kinda lost by the thirteenth time I'd heard the audio while finally getting all the frames to load right. There's a .mov version out there somewhere that's a lot easier to watch than this one.

First time I'd seen it and it didn't cause me a problem.