War characters give me a headache

[Baron Opal]

I'd love to warble on in this thread, but have little to contribute.

- Baron of War

 

[Andor]

Forget warlord, I want to play a "battle monkey".

... I just made a character for a new sea based campaign. He's a swordsage monkey. (The backstory involved the reincarnate spell.)


And yes, His name is Jack.

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

A 4e rally cry: Make love, not war!

Love Chanter
Love Dens of the Woods
Love Hulk
Love Mind
Love Weaver
Love Wizard of Cormyr
Lovechief
Loveforged
Loveforged Juggernaut
Lovelock
Lovelord
Lovemage
Lovemaster
Lovepriest
Lover
Lover of Darkness
Lover Skald
Loveshaper
Lovesling Sniper

The above names were created with Lovecraft.

 

[Elphilm]

Love Dens of the Woods

So that's what the elves call them.

 

[Baby Samurai]

It's the over use of the word "Dread" that has been killing me.

 

[Baby Samurai]

I think the whole war-insert shows some basic macho insecurities...

"Hey, baby, don't think of it as small; think of it as penis-lite."

 

[Charwoman Gene]

You'd be one step closer to Battle Cat.

Kevin "Kringer" Kulp

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Loveforged

Aren't we all Loveforged?

 

[Green Knight]

No. Some of us are Lustforged.

 

[TerraDave]

Yes, but really

I look forward to playing a warforged warlock/warlord/warmage.

But, in all seriousness, someone could be play-testing a warforged warlock/warlord right now.

-wardave