D&D General What would a succubus say?

If a PC misses 50%+ of their attacks during a combat -- "Failure is such a turnoff."

If a male PC misses 50%+ of his attacks during a combat -- rolls her eyes "Impotent."

When a PC kills someone -- licks her lips "mmmmm ... sexy."

When a PC kills someone in a spectacularly bloody fashion -- "That's the hottest thing I've ever seen."
 

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Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing has a couple that unloads put-downs at each other the whole way through ... and get married in the last Act.
Watch Kenneth Branaugh's version of the play; he and Emma Thompson act the twosome's parts
 

Ah, the PC got the Succubus killed previously. Then
Who the h--- do you think you're trying to kid?!
and she tries to sabotage whatever goal(s) the party discusses within her hearing.
 


Honestly I've found it more fun to use a succubus as a spy. I've got a disguised one as a frequently recurring NPC who charms and kills people off-screen. Whenever the PCs ask what happened she blames someone or something else as part of a long-term plan by her employer (this succubus is specifically a Lawful Evil one recruited by the archdevil Lilith).

That said, I guess using some flirtatious dialogue every once in a while could provide the players with a hint of her true nature.
 




Extract the sound file from WoW of the succubus cracking a whip and giving a little cry of pleasure. Play it every time the Succy is asked to do something, or rolls a die.
 

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