Whats the worst you've ever read? Scifi/Fanstasy

devilish said:
But that's dealing with something you already loathe --- if you told
me, "I hate any story where there's a rapist in it" and I recommended
Lord Foul's Bane, yes, you have every right to kick me as hard as
you can in the face. If you say, "I've never tried pepperoni on a
pizza before" and I encourage you to try it, I'd hope you'd
at least eat some of the pizza besides the crust before giving up.
(I'm doing this now trying to convince my kids to each good food!)
Very true!

I suppose I need to come up with a better analogy, then. ;) Suffice to say, the basic argument remains valid - disliking part of something is a perfectly reasonable precursor to disliking the entirety, even if the whole is not read/consumed/watched/whatever.
 
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The_Universe said:
Actually, I think this completely possible, probable, and apropriate. Your argument is based on the idea that it's impossible to judge things based on their parts. While it would be a little silly to judge the Lord of the Rings by something as trivial as the picture on the cover, judging it by its first two chapters is completely reasonable.

Except that it isn't reasonable. It is judging a book by a limited amount of information - a trivial piece of the book to boot. If you judge a work of sequential media by less than 5% of the material in that book, then your opinion on that book can only be described as "uninformed" (and that would be the polite phrasing).

I can say with all validity that I do no like mayonaise. If you then offer me a turkey and mayonaise sandwich, would you berate me for not trying the whole thing? Perhaps, by the end of the sandwich, I will have learned to appreciate if not love it?

A totally inapt analogy. Mayonaise does not change flavor as you eat it, it will taste the same with the last bite as it did with the first (assuming, of course, you didn't dally with the sandwich long enough to allow it to spoil). But a book, or any other piece of sequential media does change - the story develops, the characters change, what happened on page 10 may have a very different meaning by page 280, and what happens on page 137 may be more interesting than what happened on page 52.

The point is that while some things can be judged at the point of contact - the taste of a food, or the comfort of a piece of furniture for example, books cannot. Making analogies comparing disliking mayonaise to disliking a book just illustrates the weakness of your argument, since it is completely out of left field.

Unlikely.

The fact is that things can be validly judged in whole or in part. Sometimes, ignoring part is worthwhile. Sometimes it is not. Regardless, if the first two chapters of Fellowship of the Ring, or the first 100 pages of Thomas Covenent suck, well - how can you be surprised that no one kept reading?

A book (or movie) can only be fairly judged as a whole, or at least upon reviewing a substantial part. I can fairly say that Pitch Black was a bad movie, because I watched it the whole way through and it was bad. I can say The Eye of the World was a bad book, because I read it the whole way through. I can't validly say that the Wheel of Time is a bad book series, because I didn't read past the first book.

I exaggerate above, but a bad start is still bad. Failing to recognize that is just silly, if also harmless.

A bad start does not make a bad book though. The problem here is that people are confusing a slow start and a difficult character for a bad book.
 

If I can jump in here, I'll state first of all I'm with Storm Raven that an opinion from somebody who has not read at least a significant part of a story is not an opinion that's worth very much in terms of debating the quality of a work.

As an opinion in and of itself, it's as valuable as any other opinion, but as a comment on the work, the best you can say is that it provides very little information. If I'm looking for helpful input on a book, and one opinion comes from somebody who gave up after ten pages, and one opinion comes from somebody who read the entire thing, ALL OTHER THINGS BEING EQUAL, I have to give the one that has the more information more weight.

All other things are never equal, so that might not be important, but it is logically true.
 

It's been really interesting seeing all of the reactions to different works.

Of the (many many) books mentioned in this thread, I did enjoy the following enough to read them once but not twice:

Thomas Covenant books -- I might undertake a 2nd read -- it has been a long, long time since I read these
Mists of Avalon
First three Elric novels (just didn't get into it)
First three Eye of the World novels (couldn't get through book 4)
Gene Wolfe's Urth books
many Asimov novels

There have been some books mentioned that I never did get through, for example the Dune prequels -- particularly disappointing as I enjoyed the original series.

Books/series I have read multiple times (or intend to):
Dune series
Lord of the Rings of course
Song of Fire and Ice

I agree that most D&D-based novels are pretty cruddy (what makes a good D&D session does not make a good novel). Particularly found the Avatar trilogy for FR to be unreadable (and it also mucked up the RPG products that came after it). I have been disappointed with a lot of Star Wars novels. I have likewise been disappointed by a lot of Star Trek novels (though there are some so good that I wish they could have been any of the odd-numbered movies).

I have recently been reading a lot more sci fi than fantasy. Two of my favorite "recent discoveries" are Stephen Baxter (read The Time Ships -- everyone -- I command you!) and Robert Charles Wilson (read The Chronoliths -- I gently request you!).
 
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Books I disliked:

Thomas Covenant (and just to make it clear I dislike the first book, Lord Foul's Bane which I have read the entire way through, and not the entire series which I haven't read)

Many FR books (too many to name)

Eye of the World Novels (thuogh to be fair this series was pretty good through book 4)
 


"Quag Keep" by Andre Norton. Sweet gods.

I agree with the first two series by Dennis McKiernan. Boy, talk about a pair of Double-Quarter Pounder A$$ Burgers With Cheese. The later books aren't so Tolkien-ish rip-off, and I really got into "Voyage of the Fox Rider" and some others, except when he'd try to fit in some pat moral (and dropped on your head like a ton of bricks, and then has a steam roller drive over the wreckage to compound the point) or when the naive protagonist's jaw dropped at learning something new for the umpteenth time. Like fingernail's on a chalkboard, I swear.

I'll have to give a shot again at the Amber series. I tried the first book and couldn't get past the first 100 pages. I dunno, I guess I was expecting more out of it, not just some extended interview.

I thought the first Willow book was so utterly disappointing, I just avoided the others. I mean, what's with the "Thorn Drumheller" thing and Madmartigan dying and grrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaugh!!!! Yeah, I hate that book.
 

Storm Raven said:
No, it's not, stating that the analogy doesn't make sense isn't bruqe, it's truthful.

Stating it in a brusque manner makes it brusque. In a perfect world, I carefully consider all the facts, regardless of the tone in which it's delivered. In this world, you've made it wholly unlikely that I'd agree with you on anything.

And you miss the essential reason that the book-chair analogy doesn't make sense by devolving into a side discussion about utilitarian items vs. entertainment. You see, the distinction doesn't fall along the lines of utilitatiran vs. entertainment, but along a more fundamental distinction: chairs generally do not develop over time.

Maybe I deleted the bit where I was talking about how the chair required you to sit in a different position, which might eventually make you more comfortable. I might've thought the analogy was taking up too much screen-space.

A book, on the other hand (and any other sequential media), needs to be moved through to evaluate. What happens in the next twenty pages may radically alter the last twenty, and may change you opinion tremendously.

I might be coming at this from too professional a viewpoint. When I spent a summer reading manuscripts in New York (short fiction, not novels), the editor in question watched me read a few short stories all the way through before form-rejecting them, and then she asked me when I knew that the story was bad. I said, "The first or second page." She said, "Then that's when you reject them."

She is not in the minority in the editing field. Now, granted, all the fiction that gets published has passed this test with at least a few editors, but as a consumer, I can very quickly decide whether or not I'm being entertained. And thus, I can decide whether or not to continue.

And that doesn't make the book bad in an objective sense, but, as I've said twice with no response from you, when you're reading a thread titled "What's the worst you've ever read?", I think it's fairly obvious that we're talking about personal opinion rather than objective critical discussion. And thus, "It was bad" can be read as "I did not enjoy it" without much irate discussion on the subject.

No, you are saying "I read a tiny portion and decided it was bad, but I don't really know what I'm talking about because I didn't read through the book". Its an opinion, but it is an uninformed and unuseful opinion.

With respect, bull. It's interesting, because I thought that you just didn't get (or didn't accept) that we were talking opinion, here. But now I know that according to Storm Raven, I'm not even allowed to have an opinion until I finish the novel. I mean, dude, I own that it's good form to note that you didn't finish, but if you have a problem with, "In my opinion, this book was so bad that it wasn't worth finishing," then you and I must be reading different stuff. Now, mind you, I finish most books, but that's stubbornness (and the knowledge that someone somewhere would have called me out for not reading all the way through Wizard's First Rule and declared that I wasn't entitled to my opinion that it was a pretentious, derivative, poorly written bunch fof drivel, which is what I'd figured out by the third chapter, but I was home sick with a cold and that was all I had to read).

I'm gonna have to come down on the side of people who have read enough and have enough critical thinking ability to know whether a book is likely to turn around in a positive way for them in some great last-minute twist. I've had a few books thud at the end with a twist I didn't like, but it's been a long, long time since any book has surprised or shocked me with a twist that redeemed what was otherwise bad.

If you can't figure out that a book is atrocious without reading it all the way through, that's your problem. Ain't nothing could've happened in the last quarter to make Wizard's First Rule a good book.

To use the Covenant books as an example, they extend over just more than 3,000 pages. To say that the books are bad after reading the first 100 pages is tantamount to saying that Babylon 5 or Farscape are bad television series because you didn't like the pilot episodes. I don't think anyone would take seriously anyone who evaluated those television series' and attempted to make a pronouncement on their quality after such a short viewing, but you seem to think it reasonable for someone to make a similar judgment regarding a series of books after an even smaller sliver of knowledge.

As much as you enjoyed declaring the ineptitude of my chair metaphor, I'm going to have to turn this analogy down. A book series is not a television series. The media are different, and the number of variables are different, and it's perfectly possible for a show to dramatically improve or decline. Perhaps they get a bigger budget. Perhaps there's a change in the main cast. Maybe they bring on new writers. None of these things are possible (or matter to the same extent, at least) in books. R.A. Salvatore doesn't have to worry about Drizzt Do'Urden's actor getting hospitalized in a car accident. Martin doesn't have to worry about the budget for his fight scenes. Jordan doesn't lose sleep wondering if Fox is going to air his books out of order in order to save the most exciting ones for sweeps.

Now, I'll agree that improvement is possible -- a singleton book that everyone loves can get a contract for multiple sequels, giving the author the chance to turn something that had to be self-contained into something that can have a larger scope. That's definitely good. So if plot was the only thing keeping you from enjoying a story, it's possible that you could like the followups, when the author has more books to work with.

But if you hated the author's tone, characterization of his people, fight-scene depiction, setting, system of magic or technology, or use of dialogue... you can usually be sure that it's not going to improve in the last hundred pages. Or at least, I can. 'Cause that's been my experience in the books that I've read all the way through.

No, I'm requiring a certain level of knowledge as a requirement before your opinion holds water. Saying "these books are bad" after reading through 3.33% of the text makes your opinion not worth bothering with.

Perhaps we'll just agree to disagree here. :)
 


Storm Raven said:
I'm guessing your figures on this score are not even close to real, since it assumes that you read through to the end at least 51 books you didn't like to begin with, and given your stance on this thread, that seems highly unlikely.
Your knowledge of my reading habits astounds me. In fact, I myself cannot think of a book right now that I didn't finish, but of several books I finished despite my negative assessment of them: Intruder, The Orcs, Tod des Samurai, a whole lot of D&D fiction, The DaVinci Code...

ETA: I'm not saying I never put a book down. But I give every author the benefit of the doubt; I put a lot of trust in authors. If it's his/her first book I read that's not to my liking (even if it's the first book I've read by him/her at all), I'll try to always finish it. I'm always hoping the author has a plan, and it will all be remedied in time. But sadly, as I said above, mostly it won't be remedied, at least for me.
It would be akin to saying Lord of the Rings is bad because its just a story about a birthday party gone wrong, so you stopped after chapter two of Fellowship. You may or may not like LotR in the end, but a criticism on the basis of two chapters of reading just doesn't carry any weight.
What if I read the first two chapters and say I couldn't stand the prose, the writer's style, it turned me off. Do I really have to read the whole book just to see that amazingly, the author doesn't completely change his style?
 
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