D&D 4E Women in 4E

Status
Not open for further replies.
Clavis said:
D&D IS ludicrous. It's got DRAGONS in it for chrissakes! And don't blame me that the 3rd edition combat rules don't support fantasy conventions like the chainmail bikini. After all, even WOTC now says those combat rules (with their AoO's) were awful. Of course, some say they have an ulterior motive for that new criticism...
As I said, it's the difference between "The dragon can fly" and "If I flap my arms and jump off the roof, I can fly." After a certain point, it's no longer fantasy, it's just delusion.

Otherwise, why does my wizard get spell failure for armor? It's FANTASY, it shouldn't STOP him from casting easily. If wearing a chainmail loincloth still protects the fighter from getting a sword in the thigh, I should be able to cast in full plate without penalty, right?
 

log in or register to remove this ad

Rechan said:
As I said, it's the difference between "The dragon can fly" and "If I flap my arms and jump off the roof, I can fly." After a certain point, it's no longer fantasy, it's just delusion.

Otherwise, why does my wizard get spell failure for armor? It's FANTASY, it shouldn't STOP him from casting easily. If wearing a chainmail loincloth still protects the fighter from getting a sword in the thigh, I should be able to cast in full plate without penalty, right?
Huh? Maybe I missed something in this thread, but did somebody actually start relating rules mechanics to the artwork? I would be in total agreement with you if somebody said they were gaining the full bonus for chainmail armor, but the weight and armor check penalties are lower because they are only wearing a chainmail loincloth.

I guess this thread has morphed from depiction of females in fantasy roleplaying artwork to realism in fantasy artwork, which is an obvious contradiction.
 

Rechan said:
As I said, it's the difference between "The dragon can fly" and "If I flap my arms and jump off the roof, I can fly." After a certain point, it's no longer fantasy, it's just delusion.

Otherwise, why does my wizard get spell failure for armor? It's FANTASY, it shouldn't STOP him from casting easily. If wearing a chainmail loincloth still protects the fighter from getting a sword in the thigh, I should be able to cast in full plate without penalty, right?

Ask Gary Gygax. I imagine he'll say that it was to preserve the differences between the classes, and make the PCs interdependent on each other. Magic Users in armor wouldn't need the fighters to protect them. Originally, Elves could indeed cast spells while in armor.

Remember, I think chainmail bikinis ARE silly, and don't have them in my campaign. For me, the issue is if fantasy art that features chainmail bikinis is what actually turns women off to D&D, or if its some other factor. From my experience, I vote "other factor".

Maybe its time for a poll, such as: "Why doesn't D&D have more female players?"
 

Rechan said:
As I said, it's the difference between "The dragon can fly" and "If I flap my arms and jump off the roof, I can fly." After a certain point, it's no longer fantasy, it's just delusion.
If I cast fly (which has a Somatic component, which might very well be flapping one's arms), then you are damn right -- I can fly.

It's fantasy.

Cheers, -- N
 


Moonshade said:
Has anyone here ever played a character in a chainmail bikini or been in a group that included one? If so, how was AC handled?

I'm also curious: how many of the people reading and commenting are women?

Male here. My opinions on women and D&D are based on talking to the women I've gamed with.

And I've never had anyone ask to play a fighter with a chainmail bikini in my games. I wouldn't allow it as armor anyway, but just treat it as body jewelry.
 

Lurks-no-More said:
Wow! Where did you find that pic, if I may ask?
I picked that image up a couple of years ago so I'm not entire certain where it came from, but my guess would probably be the CG Society's site...
 

Moonshade said:
I chose that Monica pic because I think it's an example of sexy without showing skin, and sometimes the argument seems to be that if a woman wants to play a sexy character she must be in favour of the CMB/half-nakedness, then. But context is important: Monica isn't on a battlefield, risking her life by exposing her stomach. It's a pic in a casual setting and not this, where her armour must be either intended for ceremony or very heavily enchanted to be of use in battle.
If we're evaluating the shadowdancer, here's my take. First, she doesn't seem to be in combat. Whatever she's doing, she's doing it do look impressive. Perhaps this is an Intimidate check being illustrated. Second, she's a shadowdancer. Don't they usually wear light armour? I think that's leather armour but the colour scheme makes it look like a bronze breastplate. See your comment I bolded, below.

The bottom line, however, is that the thing on her shoulder is about the most ridiculous thing anyone has posted on this thread, including Mr. Soccer up there. At least Mr. Soccer is gay porn, and therefore has a purpose. That thing she's wearing says "accidental head injury" to me. She needs to lose it.

The Monica pic doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is, a showcase for a beautiful actress and her designer dress, and there are magazines that exist just for that purpose: interviews with stars and fashion. If you buy Vogue you know what you'll get but the pic would be out of place in The Economist, same as barely-there armour on a fighter, IMO. Either wear armour that covers your vulnerable spots or leather/cloth that allows freedom of movement. Combining the two defeats the purpose unless it's to be as sexy/revealing as possible at a cemonial event.

Emphasis mine. This character seems to be choosing to do the latter, while covering her torso with some token protection in the form of leather armour, just in case.

And Monica's outfit is far, far classier than


What was the artist thinking?

Well it looks like some kind of monk to me, so I can see why she wouldn't be wearing armour. Since it's not armour, no chainmail bikini complaints apply, although your bolded comment above does, for the same reasons as the first pic. As for her fashion sense, I've seen similar outfits on friends of mine who are dancers. It looks like a performance outfit. Of course, I think it looks stupid, but that doesn't really speak to whether a similar garment with a more sensible layout but showing equivalent skin would or wouldn't be appropriate here. If it were made to look less goofy, and more like what dancers actually wear, it might be good. I think the artist was probably just bored and thought, "hey, let's see how bizarre I can make her outfit and still get it accepted."

This is art with skin that I don't mind. She looks like an earthy druid type, she's not in battle and doesn't need to cover herself for protection, her pose is casual.
Yup. Just hangin' out, enjoying the woods in the clothes she made herself out of some poor critter. Maybe when she gets a few levels she'll be able to take on larger and larger animals, and so her wardrobe will get less skimpy.



But was Cleopatra fighting her enemies on the battlefield? Should I start going through Getty for pics of what Monica herself has chosen to wear at Cannes? I didn't intend to make this the Bellucci Thread, just to provide one example of how it's possible to cover yourself and still be sexy.
And you were presented with counterexamples of how your clothed actress also appears in skimpy garments as well. You're jumping back and forth between arguments here. On the one hand, you're saying that skimpy outfits are dumb because they don't provide protection. On the other hand you're saying that sexy, but skin-covering, outfits are okay, even though they don't provide protection. You're saying that sexy is okay so long as it's fully clothed, but once it starts to show a little skin, it's bad because someone might stab that skin. That doesn't make any sense. Either it's okay to put sexy pictures in the books or it's not. If it is, it's okay to put both clothed-sexy pics and skimpy-sexy pics. If it isn't, then Monica in the black dress is out just as much as Monica in the Cleopatra getup. If we approve of black-dress Monica, then we've tacitly approved Cleopatra Monica, stupid-looking-blue-outfit girl up there, and, by the addition of your bold quote, the shadowdancer.

The only characters that are out are those who are wearing armour that is intended to be their main source of protection, but who are showing too much skin for the armour to be useful. Characters who are the leather/cloth types you mention above don't count, since they're obviously fighting from a more rogue/swashbuckler/duelist basis. Perhaps even Red Sonja falls into this category. Does anyone know if the bikini she wears is intended to stop blows, or if it's intended to say "hey, I'm good enough that I can fight in a freakin' bikini and hand your ass to you"? The offending pieces, therefore, will be ones that are supposed to be tank-style fighters, with plate mail that shows off their midriff. The only pic so far that really matches that is the one from a previous page that I think is supposed to be an Elemental Savant. That's an arcane caster, so whether or not it's questionable largely depends on whether it's supposed to be a warmage.
 

Rechan said:
I personally don't believe this.

As I've said before multiple times, I just think the "fighter in armor that shows her boobs and exposes her thighs" = bad. Skin for rogues/mages/psions/etc = okay. I've used this picture multiple times as an example of perfectly acceptable art. Though, I think there's a range that we can go: this is just tacky*.

*That's in a WotC book, btw.
Well, it looks like some kind of monk to me, so I think that falls into the rogue/mage/psion/etc. category. Granted, it's a stupid looking outfit, but I think it could be made to look less stupid while preserving the same area of exposed skin. That means it's not the amount of skin showing, or anything sexy about it. It's just a dumb-looking outfit. That's not what we're talking about here.
 

Dr. Awkward said:
Granted, it's a stupid looking outfit, but I think it could be made to look less stupid while preserving the same area of exposed skin. It's just a dumb-looking outfit. That's not what we're talking about here.
That's what I mean. The Design is really really tacky. I think sexy and showing skin can be done without assless chaps and panties. ;)
 

Status
Not open for further replies.
Remove ads

Top