Vaalingrade
Legend
All this and conveniently forget the portfolio of one Arnold Schwarzenegger.Yeah!! And when he finally got to Rome, how would he kill the tractor trailer sized fire lizard in direct hand to hand combat..
Let's see the engineers do that..
Wait..
what's that??
you're telling me this now??
Never?? Not once?
OK..ok..how about like a just a car sized fire-lizard?..
I don't know mid-sized, like a sedan or something..
..yeah yeah like a tank...
really..only with explosives??
never with his bare hands or like a sharpened stick ..maybe like a hammer..?
Fine..I know. I know. I hear you. I got it..
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Ok..ok..ok..
let's pivot..
John McLane..
No? Ok..
John Rambo..
Really?? Not him either?
Surely John Wick...surel..
Ohh..negative...got it..
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Dominic Torreto...???
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Yes, like a tank or smething..
No, not with his car, just with like his fists or a knife.. you know..a weapon.
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Nothing???
Awww c'mon man.
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Hmmmm...
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Hmmmm..
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You know you could have told all this when I started, and we wouldn't be in this silly mess.
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Wellllll..
We might need to think through this a bit..maybe brainstorm some stuff like a professional dragonfighter might need to be able to do..
..because hooo boy these action movie guys.. useless..
Conan - casually punches out camels and stabs demons to death.
Alan 'Dutch' Schaefer - Took down a Yautja armed with futuristic weapons at least equivalent to a dragon's weaponry with sticks and mud.
Harry Tasker - defeated and commandeered the Modern Dragon: a Harrier Jumpjet
Victor "Mister" Freis - Survived being a villain in a 90's superhero movie, a feat not even the Joker managed to pull off.
Howard Langston: Defeated the most dangerous being on the planet: Sinbad.