hennebeck
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http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/4dnd/20080401a
That's it. I've had it with 4e.
This sucks. I'm going to go kill Gruul with Leroy.
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NOW LIVE! Into the Woods--new character species, eerie monsters, and haunting villains to populate the woodlands of your D&D games.
I KNEW D&D was becoming more like WOW!!1!
- Thread starter hennebeck
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http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/4dnd/20080401a
That's it. I've had it with 4e.
This sucks. I'm going to go kill Gruul with Leroy.
Fallen Seraph
First Post
Ehm, I think you mean "I Knew 3.5 was WoW!" Or is that not an errata for 3.5 
DeusExMachina
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*cast Stephen Colbert's Crushing Hand*
*has some Doritos*
*has some Doritos*
Mephistopheles
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At least we'll have chicken.
Leatherhead
Possibly a Idiot.
hennebeck said:
This is nothing at all like WoW, WoW has bards:
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/wrath/features/bard/bardclass.xml
Page 99 – New Feat [Addition]
Add the following feat:
Prepared for Anything
You are proficient with a towel. You always have a towel with you.
Prerequisite: Your character must be in the Spelljammer setting.
Benefit: You are able to use a towel for any of the following:
1. Keep your head warm while traveling the moons of Jaglan Beta.
2. Lie on the beautiful beaches of Santraginus V.
3. Sleep in the deserts of Kakrafoon.
4. Create a sail and ride a mini-raft on the rivers of Moth.
5. Use it in unarmed combat.
6. Protect yourself from the awful fumes of a Bugblatter Beast.
7. Wave the towel as a distress signal.
8. Dry yourself off.
I love you, WOTC
Brown Coat
Cost; 10 gp
Armor/Shield Bonus: +1
Maximum Dex Bonus: +6
Arcane Spell Failure 0%
30-Foot Speed: 30 ft.
20-Foot Speed: 20 ft.
Weight 2 lbs.
Special: +2 bonus on Intimidate checks and a +1 bonus to unarmed attacks.
Special: You involuntarily use words like “’verse,” “shiny,” and “gorram.”
Add the following feat:
Prepared for Anything
You are proficient with a towel. You always have a towel with you.
Prerequisite: Your character must be in the Spelljammer setting.
Benefit: You are able to use a towel for any of the following:
1. Keep your head warm while traveling the moons of Jaglan Beta.
2. Lie on the beautiful beaches of Santraginus V.
3. Sleep in the deserts of Kakrafoon.
4. Create a sail and ride a mini-raft on the rivers of Moth.
5. Use it in unarmed combat.
6. Protect yourself from the awful fumes of a Bugblatter Beast.
7. Wave the towel as a distress signal.
8. Dry yourself off.
I love you, WOTC
Brown Coat
Cost; 10 gp
Armor/Shield Bonus: +1
Maximum Dex Bonus: +6
Arcane Spell Failure 0%
30-Foot Speed: 30 ft.
20-Foot Speed: 20 ft.
Weight 2 lbs.
Special: +2 bonus on Intimidate checks and a +1 bonus to unarmed attacks.
Special: You involuntarily use words like “’verse,” “shiny,” and “gorram.”
