[Petz] Pyramid scheme

[AGGEMAM]

You sure? 'Cause you've had some pretty fishy ideas too

Okay okay, second lowest. But this involves other peoples money

 

[Piratecat]

Well, just so you know, I'm business partners with, ahem, the guy who runs this site. Not to drop names, you know. But if I wanted. . . . I could get all the money you guys have anyway. This is just me being generous.

*grin*

Ah, but I can directly edit bank accounts. Fear me.

 

[AGGEMAM]

Ah, but I can directly edit bank accounts. Fear me.

*singing* who's afraid of the big bad kitty, the big bad kitty, the big bad kitty ...

 

[Sniktch]

You're saying we should fear this?

 

[Darkness]

Ah, but Piratecat is bigger and less fluffy.

 

[AGGEMAM]

aahr, that soooo cuute



(until it bites your arm of and swallows it whole, then you know your DM made a seriuos CR miscalculation)

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

Cute little Piratecat Jr.

 

[Altamont Ravenard]

Ah, but Piratecat is bigger and less fluffy.

like this?

 

[Darkness]

Run! Piratecazilla is here! He will plunder Tokyo any minute now!

 

[Ao the Overkitty]

Oooh no. There goes Tokyo. Go Go Catzilla.