Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

[Cthulhu's Librarian]

And a few more:

"Patience, my blue friend."

"You were right about one thing, Master: The negotiations were short."

"There's always a bigger fish."

"Misa likes the little Jedi. Hesa gunna be a strong one."

"Mesa cause-ed mabee one or duey lettal bitty axadentes..."

"IT'S WORKING, IT'S WORKING!"

"Roger Roger."

"This is getting out of hand. Now, there are two of them."

"Wanna buy some death sticks?"

"I want to go home and re-think my life.…"

"Well, under these circumstances I'd say the ability to pilot this thing is irrelevant."

"Another happy landing."

"Time to abandon ship!"

"Back away. I will deal with this Jedi slime myself."

 

[jester47]

DUH Guys:

"Its not my fault! Its not my fault!"

 

[kenobi65]

"Musta hit pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that."

 

[Zithuan]

From a hidden page on White Wolf's site: http://www.white-wolf.com/rant

Top Ten sexually explicit lines from Star Wars....

10. Get in there you big furry oaf. I don't care WHAT you smell!!
9. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
8. Put that thing away before you get us all killed.
7. You've got something jammed in here real good.
6. Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
5. Sorry about the mess...
4. Look at the size of that thing!!
3. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!!!
2. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
1. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

Top Ten sexually explicit lines from the Empire Strikes Back...

10. I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
9. Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
8. There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
7. Control, Control! You must learn Control.
6. But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cum....
5. That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for awhile.
4. Hurry up golden-rod...
3. I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?
2. Possible he came in through the south entrence.
1. And I thought they smelled bad...on the outside...

Top Ten sexually explicit lines from Return of the Jedi...

10. There is good in him. I have felt it.
9. Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me, now I owe you one.
8. You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?
7. In time you will call me master.
6. A little higher, jut a little higher...
5. I never knew I had it in me.
4. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy...
3. Hey, point that thing someplace else!!
2. What could possibly have come over Master Luke?
1. Back door, huh? good idea...

 

[KenM]

" .........Now I am the master"

 

[FickleGM]

It looks like I got here late, the best ones have been taken. This one isn't great, but it is definately something that I would not want to hear during sex:

"Ben" "Ben"

(My name's not Ben)

 

[Aris Dragonborn]

"Pull out Wedge, you aren't doing anyone any good back there!" (someone fix this for correctness)

That would be, "Get clear Wedge. You can't do any more good back there!"

"Skywalker. You sure you know how to handle this..."
"Sir, Luke is the best bush pilot in the Outer Rim Territories"
"You're all clear kid! Now let's blow this thing so we can all go home"
"Look! It's blowing up from the inside!" "We didn't hit it!"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

"Ohhhh...I feel a disturbance in the Force..."

"The Force is strong in this one..."

"woooosh-HAHHHH woooooosh-HAHHHH..." (DV's respirator)

 

[stevelabny]

I'd participate in this thread but I seem to be late, and anyway

"Joss Whedon is my master now"

(which of course is something else you don't want to hear)

 

[Darth Shoju]

"She's fast enough for you old man!"

"He's no good to me dead."



(I also think it is worth mentioning that my friend told me he and his g/f used to have sex to the Imperial March score)