D&D General The D&D Memes Thread

[Oofta]

My players are going to hate this because now I have to write this up for an upcoming session ...

 

[jmartkdr2]

My players are going to hate this because now I have to write this up for an upcoming session ...
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In a game of 13th Age, the dm made us fight a wood dragon who’s breath weapon was bees.

Loved to hate that guy.

 

[overgeeked]

In a game of 13th Age, the dm made us fight a wood dragon who’s breath weapon was bees.

Loved to hate that guy.

That’s awesome.

 

[DarkCrisis]

As a DM for over 20 years, this is 150% accurate

 

[MNblockhead]

As a DM for over 20 years, this is 150% accurate

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Yes, except the line: "I did not and still do not know how to deal with that."

Really, the answer is simple. Let the character dissolve.

 

[DarkCrisis]

Yes, except the line: "I did not and still do not know how to deal with that."

Really, the answer is simple. Let the character dissolve.

Well of course

 

[Orius]

My players are going to hate this because now I have to write this up for an upcoming session ...
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grabs notebook and scribbles stuff down

In a game of 13th Age, the dm made us fight a wood dragon who’s breath weapon was bees.

Loved to hate that guy.

MORE scribbling

As a DM for over 20 years, this is 150% accurate

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That's easy. If a player deliberately throws himself into acid, tell him to rip up the character sheet and roll up a new one. Same thing with walking into the death field.

 

[Yora]

My players are going to hate this because now I have to write this up for an upcoming session ...
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[Oofta]

This meme pretty grizzly. But I gotta do it because bear puns, while unbearable, are just too punny to pass up.

 

[Clint_L]

How is "Bear Naked" not included in that list?

 

[Orius]

Don't encourage him. Those puns are already worth a crate of rotten vegetables!

 

[Laurefindel]

How is "Bear Naked" not included in that list?

because the premise is not PG13?

 

[Alby87]

Don't encourage him. Those puns are already worth a crate of rotten vegetables!

Yeah, I could just read bearly trough them.

 

[Jacob Lewis]

 

[CleverNickName]

So true.

 

[Yora]

 

[Orius]

So, I asked my players a few months ago what kind of campaign they'd be interested in once I start a new game. After a few minutes of pretty much drawing blanks, guess what the one idea they came up with was.

 

[Yora]

 

[overgeeked]

Yep.

 

[overgeeked]