The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[eyeheartawk]

lol, the wizard kills the dragon while the fighter and ranger kill zombies.

I wondered why they chose zombies for the commercial. Not what I would consider a "quintessential" D&D monster really.

 

[CleverNickName]

lol, the wizard kills the dragon while the fighter and ranger kill zombies.

Well of course. It IS a Dungeons & Dragons commercial after all...

 

[Malmuria]

Well of course. It IS a Dungeons & Dragons commercial after all...

Perhaps Japan has strict regulations on accurate advertising

 

[Mannahnin]

I looked at your graphic of all the different "hot dogs," and I have one thing I need to say.

Ce n'est pas un hot-dog. C'est un pénis.

Except for Japan. I ... have nothing.

......tentacles.

No bun, no toppings, just a frankfurter and a knife? If OD&D was a hot dog...

(gunshots, screams, explosions)

I mean, you CAN use a knife if you want to OD&D it, and/or if you want to really show off those Top Chef knife skills.

Or you can get lazy, piss off Alton Brown with another one-use kitchen tool, and buy an Octodog like my ex-wife and I did.

Octodog - Turn Hot Dogs into Octopuses!

Check out this cool, er strange, new kitchen gadget called the Octodog. It converts ordinary hot dogs into little octopuses. Just insert your hot dog into the Octodog, press down, and voila... an octopus!

www.thegreenhead.com

 

[J.Quondam]

I mean, you CAN use a knife if you want to OD&D it, and/or if you want to really show off those Top Chef knife skills.

Or you can get lazy, piss off Alton Brown with another one-use kitchen tool, and buy an Octodog like my ex-wife and I did.

Octodog - Turn Hot Dogs into Octopuses!

Check out this cool, er strange, new kitchen gadget called the Octodog. It converts ordinary hot dogs into little octopuses. Just insert your hot dog into the Octodog, press down, and voila... an octopus!

www.thegreenhead.com

What an exhilarating time to be alive!

 

[Asisreo]

Perhaps Japan has strict regulations on accurate advertising

But then why did the wizard roll a d20?

The dragon must've been extremely weak if it got killed by a cantrip.

And I've noticed a distinct lack of of dungeons!

 

[el-remmen]

Ever start a thread and then immediately re-read it and think, "Welp, not coming back to see any of the responses to this!"?*



*(I mean, aside from @Snarf Zagyg, we know that's his M.O.)

 

[payn]

Ever start a thread and then immediately re-read it and think, "Welp, not coming back to see any of the responses to this!"?*



*(I mean, aside from @Snarf Zagyg, we know that's his M.O.)

One time I made a poll thread, but didnt actually put a poll in it.

 

[el-remmen]

One time I made a poll thread, but didnt actually put a poll in it.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Ever start a thread and then immediately re-read it and think, "Welp, not coming back to see any of the responses to this!"?*



*(I mean, aside from @Snarf Zagyg, we know that's his M.O.)

What is this? Just minding my own business, and I'm getting hit by drive-bys!

For your benefit, it's not that I've said everything I've needed to say when I write the OP, it's that I've realized that I don't care what other people think.

...um... wait. No, no, that's not it. Never say the quiet part out loud.

It's that I'm the kind of person that enjoys throwing grenades into rooms, and I don't need to go back and count the bodies.

Uh ... gosh, that looks bad too.

Okay, maybe it's just because I start so many threads that I don't have the time to check on all of them*, because if I did, I wouldn't be able to both crank out my next 30,000 work homage to Greyhawk AND post something in this thread making fun of the culinary habits of people I don't know!

Oh ... um .... hmm....

Look. I'm sure I can explain this with a food metaphor. See, my posts are a lot like a banh mi, but by the time other people have posted, it looks more like a Philly cheesesteak. But not a good Philly cheesteak, see .... because there aren't any.

There!


*Something poll-boy is certain to understand!