Alex: Oh, we just don't get many girls in here.
Claire: Why not? Where's your manga section?
Alex: Well, we don't really have a-
Claire: What about
Sandman?
Fables? Nothing by
Alan Moore?
Alex: We have
Watchmen!
Claire: Everybody has Watchmen. If you don't carry
Top 10 and
Promethea it doesn't count. Or even
V for Vendetta. That has a pretty good love story. Christ, I don't even see any
Betty & Veronica in here.
Alex:
Nobody reads Betty & Veronica.
Claire: No,
you don't read Betty & Veronica. But maybe if you got off your high horse you might find a wider audience. Honestly I don't understand how you can afford to turn away customers like that in this economy.
Alex: I have never had someone come in and ask for Betty & Veronica.
Claire: You wait for people to ask? Why did I make it to the counter before you asked if I needed something? The only way a shop can survive these days is with employee expertise. That was crap salesmanship.
Alex: Look lady-
Claire: Look. Right here. Kirkman's
The Walking Dead. You think girls don't go see zombie movies? You think it's too "hardcore" for widdle-ol-cheerleaders? This book is a soap opera with zombies. You should be selling this to every girl my age who walks by your store. Don't wait for them to come in, stand outside and welcome them in. Let them know you have the product.
Alex: But-
Claire: Or here. You have
Maus volumes 1 and 2. You could sell this to anyone, regardless of age. You should have someone down at the local library pushing this book. You should be talking to teachers at the local community college and give their students a discount if they cover it in history class.
Alex: Seriously, I'm a little sick of-
Claire: This is the worst comic book store ever. I hope my father kills you.