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jasper

Rotten DM
Storm King’s Thunder Session 10

Chapter 3 Circle Jerk

Day 22 to Day 24

Mirtul 22 Noon to Mirtul 24 Breakfast

PC Killed 2 Monsters Killed 82 Villains Captured 3 Villains Escaped 72

Start Time 6:35 End Time 8:50

Take 10 downtime days.

Story Award Holy Harper Helping Hopeless. Krowen has declared you hopeless and you are the last best hope. By Day 30 all Harpers in major towns know of you. By Day 40 almost all Harpers know.

I had an average group of five. Thea Circle of the Moon Druid 5 Wood Elf. Zar Wild Magic Barbarian 7 Brass Dragonborn. Fat Fingers Paladin 5 Bard 1 Mountain Dwarf. Mody Clockwork Sorcerer 5, Hexblade Warlock 2 Monodrone (custom lineage). Silk Arcana Trickster 5 Warlock 1 Half-elf.

Thanks Allison who rolled a 60 on the encounter.

Following Old man Chazlauth Yarghorn you enter the City of the Dead in Waterdeep. Fat Fingers starts an amusing story about the making and polishing of headstones while Silk tries to pick the lock on Myrna crypt. He fails and fails until Mody asks Fat Thumbs about a peddle. The lock pops open. They enter the crypt illegally. Coming face to face with a shield guardian, Fat Fingers fingers its armour. Just as he is about to get smacked in the face, Mody mumbles the pass word. The guardian slides open the sarcophagus. Taking the stairs down, they enter the light.

The light of a cigarette. Thestryl looks like a college coed who is bored, “Password. No pass word. You know you somehow got in here. So get in the circle and I will pass you on.”

Zar, “What circle. Circle of life. Circle of death. Circle of doughnuts. Mm. Doughnuts. Delicious circles of flour and sugar.”

Thestryl, “The magic teleportation circle behind you. When you get there, remind Nespril to send me my pack of Cools, and tea. It is about my break time. Bye Bye.”

Zar barfs into the circle, the sun has shifted. Nespril, “Oh no. I going have to clean that up. What location do you need to go to? Hello. You adventurers, what city do you want? Never mind go sit on the Group W bench, until Krowen figures out what to do with you.” Krowen is summoned by voice tube.

Krowen, “Let me get this straight. You are the chosen ones. You really didn’t know the password to get into the Waterdeep Circle. You want to go see Old Gnawbone an ancient green dragon in the Kryptgarden forest. Which was 250 miles from Waterdeep and west of Westbridge and east of Phandalin just below the Sword mountains. You are currently in Everlund which is 725 miles east of the Kryptgarden forest. 25 miles north of the High Forest. West of Evermoors. And on page 75 of the module. You are thinking you want to go to Neverwinter with is 175 miles north west of the Kryptgarden forest. May the Weave preserve my sanity. MAPS. Do you have maps? Okay they are bad maps. Maybe the DM should do something about that. Learn to read maps.” Mody injects with a suggestion as he sees the wizard is about to stroke out. An hour later they are teleported for a reasonable fee of 500 GP to a hunter’s blind in the Kryptgarden forest. The blind has a map on the wall with the location of Old Gnawbone’s lair. (page 95)

As they go to investigate her lair, she intercepts them. Silk thinks fast and mentions the giants are about to go to war with the dragons again. She is impressed with his knowledge. Gnawbone, “Travel 21 days north to Valley of Khedrun and search for a giant temple called the Eye of the All Father. Keep an eye out for a frost giant wearing a helm made from a white dragon’s skull as he can help you.” Page 118 Top right of map on page 74.

The first day of travel they ambush a hill giant hunting party. Killing him, they find.

Fat Fingers, “Another lance used as a tooth pick. We are going to open a weapon store called Lance a Lot.”

DM NOTES.

You still have Zi Lang Quest (Page 52 and 112) You need to deliver a black pearl to Caulder Marskyl who is the head butler of House Thann. The house is known for its wines.

You have the Silk and Haru story to run. Why is Silk’s sister sickly? The Lord’s Alliance may know of your murder by now.

Circle of Life. The Harper Teleportation Circle Network is open to you. You don’t all the passwords but posters of you have been circulated so they will pass you on. Locations are the following: Everlund in Moongleam Tower, Loudwater in Smiling Satyr tavern, Mirabar in Steve’s Stable, Neverwinter in Roddy’s Rowhouse, Waterdeep in Myrna Crypt, and Yartar in Volo’s vacant villa. (Page 117)

I did find a good map I believe. I can mail to you. I also have a 2 page black and white map which I print out a few copies.

End of Session 448
 

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jasper

Rotten DM
DDAL05-13 Session

Jarl Rising

Day 271 To Day 281

Eleint 1 To Eleint 13

PC Killed 1 Monsters Killed 72 Villains Captured 3 Villains Escaped 12

Begin Time 6:45 End Time 9:30

Magic Item the Shroud of the Mourning Warrior +1 Scale mail. Rune of Cold Resistance, as action activate and gain cold resistance for 10 minutes.

This suit of scale mail armor is fashioned out of slivers of wood – each engraved with Giant runes of death and lament, and sewn onto a backing of black leather. Druids can use this due to being ALL wood.

For Indmu 2,000 GP. Take A level. Story Award ICE ICE BABY. You befriend Beeza. You Raised her two kids. She considers you her good son. All Ice Spire Ogres start out friendly to you.

For the others. 4,000 GP. Take A Level. 10 Downtime days.

I had a weak group of four. Mike Hill Dwarf Cleric 5. Indmu Evocation Wizard 6 High elf. Malroth Berserker Barbarian Tiefling 9. Thraz Arcana trickster Warlock lizardfolk 9.

The ordning has been broken for months. But rumors of giants marching toward the Ice Spire Peaks are circulating. Has the legendary Hartkiller’s Horn been sound. Arriving at Hartsvale the group is assign the Firbolg Uli to escort them into the mountains and see if this true. The weather is extremely cold as Malroth finds out running around bare chested gives him a cold.

As they approach the first rest stop, Malroth runs ahead to check it out. He sneezes which alerts the four ice spire ogres in the shelter. They are angry and attack Uli. As Uli falls, Mike and Indmu try to make peace but it doesn’t work out. They are barely able to survive the fight and hold up for the night. Uli maps are written in giant and don’t make sense but they figure to take the direct path to bridge and continue north west from there. The night passes mostly peaceful except for a small sound heard by only Mike. It sets him on edge. Breakfast passes quickly.

They arrive at bridge by midmorning but the center span is missing. With no fly spell, they figure shooting an arrow with a line across is their best bet. Malroth will levitate across and they will build a two-line rope bridge. As Mike and Indmu climb across the bridge, they look down into their doom. But they don’t die. (YET).

An hour later they hear two hill giants having an argument. Maybe. No one understands giant. But it sounds like an older brother is mad at his younger brother. Topping a rise Dled is pulling Hilloc by the wrist and is pointing north west. He is about to lose his cool.

Thraz in common, “Can we help? What is wrong?”

Dled replies in common, “Can’t speak giant can you. Good. I am sick of my younger brother. And you are an excellence excuse.” He turns to his younger brother Hilloc who reads lips. “Brother look. Four lunchables. Just for you. Go get them.” Hilloc charges and starts to pound Malroth into the ground. Dled walks off, “I will just tell mom the small ones got you.” When Hilloc falls, his older brother is out sight but Thraz is able to follow some of his trail.

Sometime later, the trail turns north but the map says to continue westward. The map leads to Uli hunter’s blind. It is two stories tall. There are hints of three creatures being there. Bob an Ice Spire Ogre comes out of blind, “MOM. Four Lunchables have just arrived. Dibs on the Hill dwarf.”

Bubba, “DIDS on the high elf. Mom he disappeared. That is not fair.”

Beeza, “ I can disappear too son. I will be right down. Don’t start anything.” A lighting bolt goes off.

Bubba, “ Mom it started! They Started it!”

Indmu shoves his potion of greater healing down Mike’s throat. As he casts Haste on Malroth, “Everyone run. You are not listening to me. Run.” Mike takes off to the north. Thraz dashes to west. Malroth to the south. “Meet back at the bridge.” He attacks Beeza and turns visible. She raises her Greatsword.

Indmu, “Peace. I have money. I know a friendly cleric. I will pay to raise your kids. I will spend a year and a day in your service. I hate giants too.” The party falls back to bridge and finds no wizard. They fall back to Hartsville and report to SEER their failure.

Ten days later, Indmu walks into the town with information of the giants are gathering and where.

DM Notes. Okay we all mess up on how some spells work, and what spell and spell slots we had. I will get with other DMS and see if we can get a class together on how to read character sheets. Especially the pregens. Also warning to other DMs. Most of these fights are hard to deadly and the adjusting the encounter box is wrong.

End of Session 449
 

jasper

Rotten DM
05-13 session was interesting. All four the players are still learning 5E. One forgot his phone so he had no PCs. The other has trouble playing warlocks. And I am not kidding about the fights being hard or deadly. On the fly I was not using the monsters full attacks. Or sob. I FUDGED. I FUDGED. I am a failure.
Both Imdmu and Mike had some good ideas or at least the spark of ones. Other times I discovered they were kidding.
 

jasper

Rotten DM
Storm King’s Thunder Session 11

Chapter 3 Random Run Ins

Day 24 to Day 31

Mirtul 24 Breakfast to Kythorn 1 Breakfast

PC Killed 2 Monsters Killed 108 Villains Captured 4 Villains Escaped 71

Start Time 6:05 End Time 9:10

Take 10 downtime days. 555GP. Haru only takes 55 GP.

Magic Item Quiver of Ehlonna

12 Days to Go Harshnag or 9 days using the horses.

Story Award Friend of Triboar You warned Triboar of the Fire Giant attack. You are guaranteed a free place to sleep there when you visit.

Thanks Patrick, Christine, and Marc for the Random encounters.

DM Note. Please don’t level up pass 1 level above the chapter. Chapter 3 is for around Level 6.

I had an average group of five Silk Arcane Trickster 6 Warlock 1 Half elf. Haru Hunter Ranger 6 Wood Elf. Zar Brass Dragonborn Wild Magic Barbarian 7. Fat Fingers Paladin 5 Bard 1 Mountain Dwarf. Pedri Cleric 5 Dragonborn.

The group is on a mission. Harshnag or bust and making a bust of it. Westbridge is lame as their bridge also goes to east which leaves Zar confused about the name. Leaving Westbridge they come across a group of orc slavers which have captured the Woodhew Halfling family. Rescuing the family, Grandpa gives them a Quiver of Ehlonna. With their home burned down they will travel to Nightstone to become citizens there.

Just north of Triboar, the group comes across an old friend. Frederick Fire Giant is still looking for pieces Vonindon golem. Fat Fingers chats him up and let’s slip Triboar has a shard. But since it getting late, maybe Frederick should wait before going to town. The group travels north of a bit and circles back to the town. Two nights later Fredrick and pals attack the town but are driven off or killed. Frederick escapes with his life. (Fat Fingers rolled 09 to enhance the encounter and it came up Freddy.)

After a good party, some shopping, and the Great Pumpkin planning, the group moves on. In Longsaddle they get more information of the Hill Dwarf Ranger Bandit the Weevil. Just a few hours outside the viliage they meet and defeat part of Weevil’s gang. They capture Bowl alive. Along with one riding horse each.

DM Notes. We will pick up at you question the bandit captain Bowl. The Riding Horses will cut off three days of travel. I am enjoying the random encounters. But if you get tired of them we can skip them. Or limit them to one a session.

It’s the Great Pumpkin Chief Guh operation is underway. The Harpers will pass rumors of this pumpkin. No cost for this operation.

Additional Quests.

Darathra Shendrel. Harper Mission. Visit Danivarr House in Everlund and the Moongleam Tower with their report. (Page 60 and 81).

Darz Helgar Capture the Weevil alive for 500 GP. (Page 61 and 114)

Narth Tezrin Delivery to Noagnar Hold. Some horse harness and comes with free draft horse and cart. Takes place in the High Forest (Page 61 and 101)

Urgala Meltimer Free Giant slayer weapon. Travel to Zymorven Hall north west of Silverymoon. (page 61 and 108)

Othovir Magic item stash in Silverymoon. (page 61 and 108).

Ghelryn Foehammer Marks of Prestige. Present to King Morrinn at Citadel Felbarr (Page 62 and 79).

Longsaddle Lure. King Morrinn will pay 5,000 GP total for the Weevil a Hill Dwarf Bandit. Last seen at Xantharl Keep. (Page 97, 79, and 114)

End of Session 450
 

jasper

Rotten DM
Storm King’s Thunder Session 12

Chapter 3 Bounty of Bounties

Day 31 to Day 40

Kythorn 1 Breakfast to Kythron 10 Breakfast (May)

PC Killed 2 Monsters Killed 115 Villains Captured 5 Villains Escaped 74

Start Time 6:10 End Time 8:55

Take 10 downtime days. 950 GP.

Everyone who ever played in the book take a bonus 1,000 GP. All dead giants drop 1d6 times 100 gp. This will be taken off your Leveling gold.

Magic Item 2 +1 hand axes

Story Award Weevil Wobble. You captured Weevil. His gang is not happy. 10% of the bandit encounters being his gang.

Story Award Kaltivar Caper. Silk tricked the Frost Giant Kaltivar out his rightful bounty. 10% of Frost Giant encounter being Kaltivar.

12 Days to Go Harshnag or 8 days using the horses. Yes, same as last time but the map is now two by three feet.

I had an average group of five. I had an average group of five. Silk Arcane Trickster 5 Warlock 1 Half elf. Haru Hunter Ranger 5 Wood Elf. Zar Brass Dragonborn Wild Magic Barbarian 7. Fat Fingers Paladin 5 Barbarian 2. Mountain Dwarf. Pedri Cleric 5 Dragonborn.

Note PCs below level 6 can use downtime days to promote to level 6.

The cunning plan of bluffing Bowl works. Silk uses disguise self to appear as a bandit. He cons Bowl out of Weevil location, counter signs, and one location south of Xantharl’s Keep. Xantharl is not Xanathar nor is he beholding to him.

As they enter the fortified village of Xantharl’s Keep, it is ready to fight off giants or bandits. Heavy crossbows are mounted to wall every ten feet.

Zar, “Very strange. We spend five days travelling. No wandering monster encounters. Something Strange is happening. Falling Orc inn has no falling orc. Must play in that adventure soon. I like making orcs fall. In the fall.” The half ogre owner approaches the group.

Arzastra, “Larg. Larg. Customers. Five horses. It will be 1 silver for feed and shelter of horse. 1 gold piece for two people to room. Larg. Where is that dwarf? If you are here about the red dragon, I will tell the story at dinner.” A wimpy life beating hill dwarf approaches and starts to take the horses. The PCs give no clue they know it is the Weevil. Silk throws some thieves sign and most people get it. As he turns the corner he does another disguise self and watches Weevil.

Fat Fingers, “Why no back door to this place?”

Arzastra, “No fire code and inn was built on rubble of last war. Also prevents adventurers from sneaking out without paying the bill.” Later. “Larg, go to bed. Muck stables out in morning. Poor Larg. Only PC who survived snow avalanche in Valley of Khedrun. Evil Red Dragon named Smog. Larg is looking for adventurers. But since Larg still owes me room and board it will be 10 gold pieces at once to get him out hock. He pays me a gold piece a week to pay off debt.”

Fat Fingers, “How many weeks has he been paying?”

Arzastra, “Ten. Not really only four weeks. You have rooms 1, 3, and 5. The common area on second floor does not close but you must provide own light source after ten. Third floor is off limits. It is employee housing and noble lodgings.”

Pedri, “I am a noble and so is Haru. Why are we given room there?”

Arzastra, “Sorry you had horse pucky on you. Nobles generally not covered in horse pucky.”

Later night at exactly 2305 hours. Haru hears a vague disturbance from the west side of the village. He then hears knocking on the front door. He wakes everyone on the second floor before the knocking ends. He turns a corner to spy a bugbear entering the second floor.

Bugbear, “Move aside wood elf. We are only here for the bounty for Weevil.”

Zar, “My bounty. No sharing. Choppy Chop.!” A fight breaks out. Bugbears charge up the stairs to be blocked by Haru and Zar. Silk, Fat Fingers, and Pedri go upstairs to capture Weevil. He uses disguise self to make him look like Bowl. He calls out for Weevil and Weevil replies from room 12. From room 3 the half ogre is heard to be armoring up. And screams from the bar maid are heard from room 7. Two NPCs provide covering fire with long bows for Zar.

Silk, “Why does this always happen? We show up. And later giants show up.”

Bob NPC look up from the second floor and makes eye contact with Silk. “Face Palm. Why does this always happen. You are a PC. Us NPCS would have a great life if wasn’t for you PCS. No taverns burning down.”

Zar, “It on me to do list”

Bob NPC, “No barmaids getting wooed!”

Zar, “It on me to do list”

Bob NPC, “No getting punch in the face because you want a bar fight.”

Zar, “It on me to do list”

Frost Giant, “No getting crushed by rock to show that the boss monster arrived.”

Bob NPC, “FRAK!” A boulder crashed through the second story hallway crushing Bob NPC, and the other NPC. It rolls down the carpet and crushes Zar’s foot.

Bugbear 7, “Wrong floor boss Up one floor. Over one hallway. Weevil is there.” A second boulder crashes into the third floor.

Frost Giant Kaltivar, “Hello Weevil. You are worth five K to me. Alive. You small ones leave my bounty alone.”

Arzastra, “Larg is Weevil. I claim Weevil’s bounty!”

Weevil, “Bowl, second floor or third. Come on snap out of it. Who are those two? Did you at least bring rope. Out the back window.”

Bugbear 7, “A hand up for me and number 8 boss.” The bugbears hop off the giant’s hand and down one of the third floor hallway toward the bounty.

Silk, “New hires boss. Pedri is nice smelling one. Fat Fingers is the other. You hear the boss, help him out the window to the back alley.” As Weevil opens the back window, Pedri casts Hold Person on him. Fat Fingers grabs him Bride of Frankenstein style and hops out the window.

Kaltivar, “No fair. Escaping down back alleys. Dash to the back DM.” As the frost giant removes his eyes from the third floor peep hole, Silk slides down the rope. And casts disguise self to make him look like Weevil.

Arzastra, “Hey bring back my bounty.” She attacks one of the bugbears and Pedri attacks the second.

Silk, “You go west with the bounty and I will go east.”

Weevil, “I not anyone’s bounty.”

Group, “You shut up. The hold person applies to speech too.” Fat Fingers, Silk, and Kaltivar are temporary blinded as Pedri casts Daylight. This allows Fat Fingers to get away. Silk dashes around the corner only to be captured by the giant. The giant calls for a retreat while carrying Silk away. Just as they depart the East gate, Silk uses shocking grasp and escapes from the giant’s huge hand. As he gets back into the village, the lucky feat allows him to slip the grasp of the giant.

Meanwhile, the real Weevil has shaken off the hold person, and leads Fat Fingers to a hidey hold. He lets Fat Fingers take first watch.

Meanwhile, the guards have responded to the East Gate, where they start arresting everyone. Zar is hurt after taking a javelin to the eye. Pedri wants to heal him but is stopped by the guard.

Pedri, “Why can I heal him before my arrest. Besides. I am a noble you can’t arrest me. Or I will have your job.”

NPC Guard, “The Law of Long Rest allows me to deny healing. He be find come morning. Now you can resist arrest and me and my twenty guards will plug you full of crossbow bolts. Or you can take your horse pucky self to jail and let the noble lord take the case.”

Narbeck Horn Lord of Xantharl’s Keep is not happy. Last night both gates were attack by ogres, goblins, hobgoblins, airborne goblins, bugbears and a giant. Two nobles are causing trouble in jail. And both the inn keeper and nobles are declaring dibs on Weevil. “My dear Sirs. While I have never heard of golden dragon kingdom but have heard of Nightstone, I was unaware you both have taken to adventuring path. I have contacted Mirabar about the attack and captured of Weevil. But I cannot pay out the full amount.”

Pedri, and Haru, “What. How rude and disrespectful. The Lord’s Alliance shall hear about this.”

Three days later. The group get shorted 250 GP to help pay for damages, and life insurance on those who fell during the attack on the west gate. They leave by the East Gate.

DM Notes.

The druid Linus von Pelt is working on your great pumpkin.

If you been unable to attend due to reasons, feel free to level up your pc level 6 and you can owe my downtime days. That is 10 days per level.

Nightstone Fixer Upper Costs. 1 drawbridge free. 2 towers 1,600 GP. Guard Tower 2,000 GP. Wall repair 30 GP. 1 Wooden Building 200 Gp. Repair to other wood buildings 200 GP. Rock Removal times 35. 3,500 GP. Total Cost 7,530 GP. Total Repair time 3 months. Just note in the comments how much you are paying into the bill, and keep a running total.

Next city is Mirabar. At the crossroad of Long Road and Blackford Road. Between the Crags and Lurkwood. West of the Valley of Khedrun. South of the Spire of the World.

For those who are reading, I shifted things from the book to match what the group did.

Additional Quests.

Darz Helgar Capture the Weevil alive for 500 GP. (Page 61 and 114)

Darathra Shendrel. Harper Mission. Visit Danivarr House in Everlund and the Moongleam Tower with their report. (Page 60 and 81).

Narth Tezrin Delivery to Noagnar Hold. Some horse harness and comes with free draft horse and cart. Takes place in the High Forest (Page 61 and 101)

Urgala Meltimer Free Giant slayer weapon. Travel to Zymorven Hall north west of Silverymoon. (page 61 and 108)

Othovir Magic item stash in Silverymoon. (page 61 and 108).

Ghelryn Foehammer Marks of Prestige. Present to King Morrinn at Citadel Felbarr (Page 62 and 79).

You still have Zi Lang Quest (Page 52 and 112) You need to deliver a black pearl to Caulder Marskyl who is the head butler of House Thann. The house is known for its wines.

You have the Silk and Haru story to run. Why is Silk’s sister sickly? The Lord’s Alliance may know of your murder by now.

End of session 451.
 

jasper

Rotten DM
DDAL05-14 Session

Hartkiller’s Horn

Day 281 To Day 284

Eleint 13 To Eleint 16

PC Killed 1 Monsters Killed 79 Villains Captured 3 Villains Escaped 12

Begin Time 6:30 End Time 9:15

Magic items Dagger of Venom, Potion of Greater Healing, Potion of Cold Resistance

Story Award Story Award Gratitude of Hartkiller. In spreading the truth about the events that unfolded in Hartsvale, you find yourself blessed by the All-Father and gain temporary use of the Lucky feat, except that any expended luck points don’t return. Once all three points have been spent, remove this story award.

Story Award. You stole Solvig Frost Frog. AC 11 HP 1. It makes an excellent pet.

Thanks, Patrick, for dropping out and taking the second table.

I had a very strong group of seven. Chris Paladin 8 Human. Thraz Warlock 10 Lizardman. Wyvern Oath of the Ancients Paladin Half Orc. Shred Rune Knight Thri-Keen 8. Indmu Evocation Wizard 7 High Elf. Moss Devotion Wizard 6 Rabbit Folk, Terry Protection Fighter 5 Human.

Welcome to Adventure League Terry.

Indmu staggers into the tavern, he is cold, wet and hunger. He notices his friends are warm and dry. He gives his report to Seer about the giants gather. He mentions he is the adopted son of Beeza. Some Ice Spire Ogres will side with the small folk. As he drinking his hot chocolate with marshmallows.

Chris, “How come he get marshmallows. I didn’t get any.”

SEER, “He made friends. You made yellow snow.” As he is drinking his chocolate, a great echoing voice is heard through out the valley. Jarl Ryndolg has arrived. He challenges King Hartwick to a one-on-one duel for the ownership of valley. Good King Hartwick is eighty years old, 128 pounds wet, and just the door of the tavern opening and closing moves him in the draft.

Wyvern, “It just one frost giant we can take him.”

SEER, “Two problems. One it is lawful challenge. Two his back up over the hill is 24 Frost Giants, 13 hill giants, 7 stone giants, 4 fire giants. His second back up is 27 hill giants, and some ice spire ogres. At least according to my seeing eye pseudo dragon.”

While the king is heart set on defending the giant Chris and Wyvern gets him to agree to allow Chris to be the champion. Budda Ice Spire Ogre walks into the tavern. “Mommy Beeza sends this map Junior. It is a map to the corpse of Hartkiller, maybe on of his runes will help your minions.”

Indmu, “Yes my minions.”

Thraz, “I a king I not a minion.”

SEER, “Anyone who made yellow snow last week. You a minion. It is two days to corpse. Make back in three days for the duel. Gain exhaustion if you have too. Go now.”

The group pushes forward following the map and get gets worse a snow storm arrives slowing them and the ambush does not help. The group does not like the new game ogres have invented. Snow Bowling for PCs. Oscar Ogre does a seven and ten pin split but before he can pick up the spare the new mages read their spell books. And ask questions. The old school gamers distract the DM so he does not notice Range SELF. On Lightning bolt. 3 Lighting bolts later the monsters are gone. All mages will pick a floating starting point for spell for the rest of the night. During the sleep over on the first night Thraz gets frost bitten on his nose and finger tips gaining exhaustion.

The next morning, they find Hartkiller. Only he is not a corpse. He is buried up to his belly button. Yes, it is a cute belly button Chris. And he is hungry. But since the DM had a snickers bar, he not hangry. Hartkiller asks them to bring them some snackage. They decide to go after the burning worm first.

Only it Mommy Burning Worm and Baby Burning Worm. Rings of Fire Resistance, and Rune knights runes the monster plan. As Hartkiller is eating his first hot meal in hundred of years they bring him up to date. He is ticked off that Jarl Ryndolg is picking a fight with both dragons and small ones. Dragons are okay to pick a fight with. Small ones are just kids. PCs are just small naughty kids who need a time out. The group gear up fight the beast of Talos which has been god touch by the gawd Talos. The fight.

Special Effect Director, “DM the budget can’t handle that. We are over budget and.” The fight with the beast of Talos was epic tale told by Moss. As Hartkiller eats his second hot meal the steals the Special Effects Director Van and coverts into a sled. The small ones can ride and take a long rest while Big H takes back to town.

Arriving at Hartsvale, the town has been wiped out…

Group, “WAIT A MINUTE DM.”

DM, “Of hot chocolate. Not a drop is left. Hartkiller is going to take ring fight. You guys will just be witnesses to make sure no one cheats.”

Chris, “Why are you moving that frost giant from his side of the board to our side of the board. I think you are trying to cheat DM.” The DM was not cheating. But Solvig Shattershield, Xalvik, and Frog were. Indmu is TKO with the first rock. But Momma Beeza steps over him to protect him. Chris lays on hands on the fallen mage. Terry snipes Wyvern kill of the Solvig. As the traitor falls, Hartkiller wins by reading the script. Big huge hugs for everyone.

DM NOTE. I misread and got distracted by table conversation on Lightning Bolt. In 1E you could pick your starting point if it was in range. In 5E you are the starting point. OOPS. But three lightning bolts either going down the line of monsters, or straight up and down on the final fight was epic.

End of Session 452
 

jasper

Rotten DM
DDAL05-16 Session

Parnast Under Siege

Fey Hided!

Day 284 To Day 288

Eleint 16 To Eleint 20

PC Killed 1 Monsters Killed 96 Villains Captured 5 Villains Escaped 12

Begin Time 6:55 End Time 10:50

Take a level. 10 downtime days. 500 GP.

Magic Item. Headband of Intellect

Story Awards

Savior of Parnast. You are always welcome in Parnast, while in town you will not spend any gold on food or lodging (lifestyle must still be paid for any downtime days spent).

Giant Horde Breaker! The tale of your defense of Parnast has spread far and wide. Charisma checks made when dealing with goodly folk who have had trouble with giants in the past are made with advantage. Similarly, any Charisma (Deception, Intimidation, or Persuasion) check you make against a non-good-aligned giant is made with disadvantage.



Bonus Item. Spend 10 downtime days for Potion of Hill Giant Strength.



Bonus Item. Take up to five of the following no taking the same item twice. Antitoxin. Perfume. Alchemist’s Fire. Potion of Healing. Ink. Basic Poison. Lavender Dye. Bath Oil. Cheese Dip.



I had a weak group of six. Charlotte Bard 1 Half-elf. Droo barbarian 1. Spark Twilight Cleric 2 Kobold. Bounder Ranger 1 Hareton. Orange Fighter human 2. Gronk Ranger Deep Gnome 2.

Each person awoke to a furry pseudodragon bathing their eyebrows. When they woke, Bather used a white board to tell to come down to breakfast and meet with SEER. Before he left, he coughed a scale ball up on Gronk.

Seer, “Welcome to my home. Enjoy breakfast. I am glad to see that Fred’s Fey Staffing came through. You all be Fey Hided. It used to be called Shanghaiing but Shang sold out when he got a kung fu series on Fox and it went two seasons. The same village of Parnast is under threat by the Hill Giant Bad Fruul. You seven samurai.”

Orange, “Not Seven Six.”

Seer, “You Magnificent Seven.”

United Artists, “That is our IP.”

Seer, “You great and mostly brave adventures have volunteered to help the villagers. You must protect the priest, Chandra Stol. You must protect most of the villagers. You must get me bad Fruul Headband. You can protect old or new Parnast, as I have the realtor all set up to buy… Um never mind. Good Luck. Kronk pull the lever!” The group is dropped into the middle of the village.

Raggnar, “Well it is the hired help. This is Gundalin.”

Gundalin, “Cartwright. Not that Cartwright this is not Virginia City. You mostly brave volunteers. “

Orange, “We were told to volunteer.”

Raggnar, “Any way. We were told you were in charge. Our people need training. Which village should we protect?”

As the group decides Old Parnast with its walls, a training montage breaks out. During the montage Bounder finds out that Mazzy is spying for Bad Fruul, along with Jarlor, and Larrish. All three have family members being held in the Ripper’s cave. Where that is not one knows. Until Spark sees a band of orcs investigating New Parnast and lays an ambush. The two surviving orcs give up the location.

The next day they sneak into Ripper’s Cave after they murder the orog. Then after Orange cleaves the Acolyte in half, mommy Luthic decides to cooperate. They steal the chief’s kid. Daddy Axebreaker agrees to let the hostage to go if let his kid go.

Arriving back at Old Parnast they get a quick rest and go in search of the fey. Sylas the herb merchant only has two potions which allow a person to enter the Fey Mist. Charlotte and Spark decide to meet with the fey. The meeting with Blassios goes well. He and five sprites will defend the village.

Meanwhile the rest of group scout out the approaching bands and bring back the numbers. Traps, pits, and barriers are moved to reflect this intelligence.

The day of the battle opens. During the first wave, Gronk is nearly killed and learn who Mr. happy is. Some potions of Healing and cleric spells are used. The second wave tries to take out Bounder but Orange snipes the last half-ogre. The third way Axebreaker shows up and dies to focus fire. The group takes the last of potions and heal spells.

Bad Fruul, A mammoth. Ettins and a dozen orcs arrive in the final wave.

Group, “We burn the rest of our siege points DM.”

Bad Fruul arrives by himself. He misty steps on to the wall and nearly kills Bounder in one club. He then focuses fires on the sprites. While he misty steps across the battle field, the group snipes at him. Gronk snipes Oranges kill.

The town is saved and there is much rejoicing.

End of session 454
 

jasper

Rotten DM
Storm King’s Thunder Session 13

Chapter 4 Temple Test

Day 40 to Day 49

Kythorn 10 Breakfast to Kythron 19 Breakfast (May)

PC Killed 2 Monsters Killed 122 Villains Captured 5 Villains Escaped 74

Start Time 6:10 End Time 8:55

Take 10 downtime days. 5,750 GP. Promote to level 8.

Story Award Berserker Bros. You made friends with Uthgardt Great Worm Tribe. 1 in d10 of the Uthgardt barbarian encounter being members of the Great Worm Tribe. (Page 64-67 for tribe alliances.)

Story Award Harsh Harshnag. You Allied with Harshnag a good Frost Giant. (page120).

Magic Item Decanter of Endless Water, Potion of Climbing, +2 Breastplate, Shard of Ise Rune (page 236), Opal of ILD Rune (page 235), and Amulet of Proof Against Detection and Location.

Thanks Marc for the Wandering Encounter.

I had an average group of five. Silk Arcane Trickster 5 Warlock 2 Half elf. Haru Hunter Ranger 7 Wood Elf. Zar Brass Dragonborn Wild Magic Barbarian 7. Fat Fingers Paladin 5 Barbarian 2. Mountain Dwarf. Petri Cleric 5 Druid 2 Dragonborn.

The group comes across a battle field between Uthgardt barbarians and Frost Giants. The wolves won. Haru rigs up some bait to distract the doggies while the party loots the bodies. One giant was carrying major loot. Arriving in Mirabar, they decide to move up river toward the temple of the All-Father. They do clear their name “The ORDOR of the Night Rose” with the Lord’s Alliance. But Mithral Hall may still have something to say about the dead dwarves.

The weather is cold for Kythron as new snow covers the valley. But the snowfall allows the party to know at least six barbarians are ahead them. Entering the temple Silk and Haru discover a crushing trap.

Petri, “I say we get on our horses and just dash through. Yes, we can see but 120 feet into the hallway way but they move faster than us.”

Zar, “Me beat horse. Don’t look at me that way. Me. Beat horse in foot race. I say we just run.”

Silk, “SHUT UP. This is Rogue naughty word. You just wouldn’t understand. We use our familiars to carry the grappling hook, then we will belay a bigger rope up to the balcony. Then we will go one by one and climb it. It will be an easy DC 10 Skill check. And quit giggling at me.”

Group, “We ain’t giggling.”

The two familiars fly with difficultly to the ledge of the balcony. Placing the group’s grappling hook to the left of the grappling hook.

Group, “Huh?”

DM, “The two familiars fly with difficultly to the ledge of the balcony. Placing the group’s grappling hook to the left of the grappling hook.”

Silk, “So the barbarians have go around the trap first. I will go first because this is Rogue naughty word. Zar and Haru will go last because I have a good feeling about this.” Two failed checks later both Zar and Haru are bruised and battered. Silk, “Why are you guys still giggling. You almost died. I am talking about death of massive damage. I am talking about.”

Wormblod, “And us guys and gals are giggling at your Rogue naughty word. You should just use the horses to run across the traps. And no Sue you can’t eat their horses now. The upper balcony on both sides are blocked and we having trouble with the huge door. It is frozen shut.”

Petri, “Why didn’t we see you from the front of the hall?”

Wormblod, “Bullseye lantern 120 feet Hallway 260 feet you do the math. And quit looking at Frosty the white baby dragon. You can have him. I raise him for an egg.”

Petri, “But we would have seen your torches?”

Wormblod, “The DM made us put them out so you could do Rogue naughty word.”

The group and Great Worm tribe make friends. The dragonborns huff and puff, and melt the ice holding the great doors close. The allies enter the main chamber of the temple of the All Father. A mystic glow is on the opposite wall. A blank face statue to the All Father is the center piece of the room. Surrounded by the six stone statues one for each type of giant.

Bigby Presents Glory of the Giant pushes his glasses up his nose, “Well technically, there are more giants. If you look at Chapter 6 page.”

DM, “Shut it. I haven’t finish reading you. And you weren’t written at this time.”

Bigby, “How rude, I am telling mom. I am telling mom. I am telling mom.”

DM, “Find I put one or two of them in later. Now go away.”

The all doors to the north and south are frost shut. The Alliance must perform a ritual involving heavy weapons which weight 500 plus pounds. And one is missing anyway. How are they going to do it? Plans are discussed when James Bond gives advice. A frost giant in a nice three-piece suit has snuck in. He speaks in a James Bond voice.

“You will have to get big and match the weapon with rune on the mystic wall. That will complete the ritual. Or I could do it but Thrym axe is missing. Oh, I am Harshnag. I been dreaming of some you. Are you the Odor of the Midnight Rose?” Harshnag is a friendly good frost giant trying to restore the ordning. “Unless you each have a potion of giant growth in your pockets, I suggest we explore the rest of the temple. If two doors exist, I will enter the right hand side with the party, the Great Worms will enter the left. Fight only what you have too, and I have dibs on other Frost Giants.”

Exploring the north part of the temple, they defeat some spiders and rescue Noori. She gives the party a chilling look but is surprise her main squeeze came to rescue her. The chief awards Haru his magical amulet.

The south part of the temple has a burning worm which is guarding the eternal fire pit. Zar summons her Furious Flumph of Fury and the battle is on. After dealing with the worm, Thyrym’s Axe is found holding down a page of a magazine call Big Ones property of Al Bundy. Using the Axe Harshnag completes the ritual and the group enters the chamber of Annam the All-Father. A ghost is waiting for them.

Eigeron,” I am not the oracle. A few years ago, me and pa enter the temple for answers. You have one hour to ask six good questions then the archway closes and you are stuck here until another ritual is done. We knew the breaking was coming. Pa was told he was not worthy and I would out shine him. We fought. I died. And look at me I am outshining him now. Slay my father Blagothkus. He now lives in Parnast. I have never heard of it.”

Harshnag, “Nor I.”

Eigeron, “Take my armour and opal to help you defeat my pa. The oracle recharges at dawn. Set into the circle and ask your question. But the oracle only answers in Giant. Good luck.”

Oracle, “You are mostly worthy. I have heard about your deeds. You have no need to find giant r

Haru, “How can we stop the giants?”

Oracle, “You are mostly worthy. I have heard about your deeds. You have no need to find giant relics. Find a magic conch of the Storm Giant King Hekaton. Bring back here for enchantment. Use to root out evil in his court.”

Fat Fingers, “Where is this couch. Um Sea shell?”

Oracle, “Travel South over tree, hill, and vale. Let the great river be your guide. Or the Great Pumpkin. There on one of the eastern arms is Grudd Haug. The Den of the Hill Giant Chief. The seashell shall be close to her.”

Petri, “What is her plan?”

Oracle, “To become the biggest giant ever by consuming vast qualities.”

Zar, “How do we find Hekaton?”

Oracle, “I am sorry Dave, I cannot answer this question.”

Silk, “Why did the ordning break?”

Oracle, “So WOTC could put out an adventure. Excuse me strike that. It was the will of Annam the All-Father.”

Harshnag, “Do you have any more questions little ones?”

Oracle, “Yes they do but that is the final question. I saw the movie too. Depart and return again if you have more questions.”

The group rushes through the archway and starts dinner.

DM Notes. You need to meet with a stable hand named Zazspar Bronzefire in Mirabar to gain access to the teleportation circle.

You need to tell me before hand which other quest you are going to do.

Nightstone bill has been paid off. You still need to meet with the contractors.

If you are having trouble getting into the mood of role play, just tell me your general objective. Tell the Lord’s Alliance most of the truth. ETC.

Yes, I will skip and auto kill monsters if looks like you will curb stomp them.

We will pick up on page 132.

Additional Quests.

Relic hunts are now optional due to the Great Pumpkin.

Relic Hunt Beorunna’s Well. (page 76).

Relic Hunt Flint Rock. (page 84).

Relic Hunt Grandfather Tree. (page 86).

Relic Hunt Great Worm Cavern. (Page 88).

Relic Hunt Morgur’s Mound. (page 99).

Relic Hunt One Stone. (page 102).

Relic Hunt Raven Rock. (Page 105).

Relic Hunt Shining White. (Page 107).

Relic Hunt Stone Stand. (Page 109).

Slaying Blagothkus Chapter 8 in Tyranny of the Dragons.

Darz Helgar Capture the Weevil alive for 500 GP. (Page 61 and 114). You will have visit this place to turn in paperwork for the reward.

Darathra Shendrel. Harper Mission. Visit Danivarr House in Everlund and the Moongleam Tower with their report. (Page 60 and 81).

Narth Tezrin Delivery to Noagnar Hold. Some horse harness and comes with free draft horse and cart. Takes place in the High Forest (Page 61 and 101)

Urgala Meltimer Free Giant slayer weapon. Travel to Zymorven Hall north west of Silverymoon. (page 61 and 108)

Othovir Magic item stash in Silverymoon. (page 61 and 108).

Ghelryn Foehammer Marks of Prestige. Present to King Morrinn at Citadel Felbarr (Page 62 and 79).

You still have Zi Lang Quest (Page 52 and 112) You need to deliver a black pearl to Caulder Marskyl who is the head butler of House Thann. The house is known for its wines.

You have the Silk and Haru story to run. Why is Silk’s sister sickly? The Lord’s Alliance may know of your murder by now.

Circle of Life. The Harper Teleportation Circle Network is open to you. You don’t all the passwords but posters of you have been circulated so they will pass you on. Locations are the following: Everlund in Moongleam Tower, Loudwater in Smiling Satyr tavern, Mirabar in Steve’s Stable, Neverwinter in Roddy’s Rowhouse, Waterdeep in Myrna Crypt, and Yartar in Volo’s vacant villa. (Page 117)

End of Session 453
 

jasper

Rotten DM
Storm King’s Thunder Session 14

Chapter 5 On the Road Again

Day 49 to Day 55

Kythorn 19 Breakfast to Kythron 25 Breakfast (May)

PC Killed 2 Monsters Killed 126 Villains Captured 5 Villains Escaped 74

Start Time 6:15 End Time 9:01

Magic Item Decanter of Endless Water with fine gold inlay of what you want. Potion of Superior Healing. Potion of Animal Friendship. Wand of Secrets.

Take 10 Downtime Days. 10 GP. 1 Cheese Wheel. 1 roll of Sausage.

I had an average group of five. Silk Arcane Trickster 5 Hex Blade Warlock 3 Half elf. Haru Hunter Ranger 8 Wood Elf. Zar Brass Dragonborn Wild Magic Barbarian 8. Fat Fingers Paladin 5 Barbarian 3. Thea Circle of the Moon Druid 5 Wood Elf.

Thea you should have enough down time days to bump up to 8.

Thanks Daniel, and Alex for the wandering monster encounters.

The group is happy and the Great Worm Tribe are mostly happy but are mumbling under their breath about no loot. As they about to exit the temple the cold air is briefly stop. Looking up they see a huge ship floating in the air.

Ed Asner, “Hello. I am Ed Asner. This is Daisy, Dandelion, Rose, Sunflower, Tulip, Lily, and Bluebell. The Great Klauth, Greater Dragon of the North. Ruler of Volcanoes. Inventor of the Ice Cream Sandwich. He has seen you will need a lift. BUT that Frost Giant is not allowed to board. We will take you to where you need to go.”

Fat Fingers, “You mean the Great Klauth is giving us an airship. Why would a dragon give us an airship?”

Ed Asner, “No. We are your taxi.”

Zar, “Quick talky talk thing. Harshnag what you think?”

The group knows Klauth is evil and controlling. Harshnag is not happy and suggests they pass. Fat Fingers suggests they steal the ship but is over ruled. They decide not to.

Ed Asner, “The Great Klauth will be disappointed but will consider you to be a friend. See you. Oh here some pamphlets on the cult of the dragon.”

The group moves down the Spine of the World avoiding some Blue Bear barbarians. They get to Mirabar and find the circle. The Harper Circle transporter chiefs are not happy that Zar’s horse drops a load on the circle. Everlund is not happy either but get them out the door with directions to Silverymoon.

Entering Silverymoon they find Urgala friend Harthos Zymorven does not have the giant slaying sword. His son Harthal has stolen his weapon and married a common thief from Yartar. He tells the group he does care if they find his son. But kill his bride. And just send a note that the deed is done. The group also scopes out the Margaster family home.

Margaster family lives in a middle class neighborhood. They own a Ferrari two horse power carriage. When the neighbors start to notice the group, they move to nearby tavern. Fingers, Zar, and Haru start to get drunk and provide an alibi. Time passes and Silk and Thea don’t arrive. Zar stumbles up to her room.

Meanwhile Silk and Thea have decided to do the caper themselves. Two guards are patrolling the grounds. Thea has ratted in to the garage. The doors to carriage are trapped. Listening closely, she hears the pass word to the arcane lock. Midnight passes. The guards are only checking once an hour. Silk takes out his thieves’ tools and starts to drill up through the floor board of the Ferrari. Three times Thea and Silk hug each other under the carriage as the guards check out the carriage.

Zar is awaken by beer. “Brewski, beer me! We came, we saw, We Stole! Yea Rogue Stuff.”, yells Silk as he hoses Zar down with the beer setting from the fancy Decanter of Endless water. We got this and what else dm?”

DM, “Roll once on Table C and twice on Table B.”

In the morning they leave Silverymoon quickly. Toward the end of the day they come across some shifty merchants. When Haru blows their cover, the bandits attack. Zar jumps from her horse to their horse and tries to kill a bandit. Silk misty steps and hoses one bandit off the wagon with his decanter of endless water. Fat Fingers hoses a second bandit off breaking the bandit’s neck. They leave the dead bodies of bandits in the wagon with a note. “Your Welcome Order of the Night Rose.”

DM Notes.

You are one mile north of Everlund. You are nine days by horse to Yartar.

I will need the Great Pumpkin size, description, and whatever else you thing I need.

At Tier 2 you are allowed 3 permanent magic of uncommon or above. 5 Common magic items. 10 consumables. The rest go into your vault and can be swapped out between sessions.

Additional Quests.

Relic hunts are now optional due to the Great Pumpkin.

Relic Hunt Beorunna’s Well. (page 76).

Relic Hunt Flint Rock. (page 84).

Relic Hunt Grandfather Tree. (page 86).

Relic Hunt Great Worm Cavern. (Page 88).

Relic Hunt Morgur’s Mound. (page 99).

Relic Hunt One Stone. (page 102).

Relic Hunt Raven Rock. (Page 105).

Relic Hunt Shining White. (Page 107).

Relic Hunt Stone Stand. (Page 109).

Slaying Blagothkus Chapter 8 in Tyranny of the Dragons.

Darz Helgar Capture the Weevil alive for 500 GP. (Page 61 and 114). You will have visit this place to turn in paperwork for the reward.

Darathra Shendrel. Harper Mission. Visit Danivarr House in Everlund and the Moongleam Tower with their report. (Page 60 and 81).

Narth Tezrin Delivery to Noagnar Hold. Some horse harness and comes with free draft horse and cart. Takes place in the High Forest (Page 61 and 101)

Urgala Meltimer Free Giant slayer weapon. Travel to Zymorven Hall north west of Silverymoon. (page 61 and 108). Working on.

Ghelryn Foehammer Marks of Prestige. Present to King Morrinn at Citadel Felbarr (Page 62 and 79).

You still have Zi Lang Quest (Page 52 and 112) You need to deliver a black pearl to Caulder Marskyl who is the head butler of House Thann. The house is known for its wines.

You have the Silk and Haru story to run. Why is Silk’s sister sickly?

Circle of Life. The Harper Teleportation Circle Network is open to you. You don’t all the passwords but posters of you have been circulated so they will pass you on. Locations are the following: Everlund in Moongleam Tower, Loudwater in Smiling Satyr tavern, Mirabar in Steve’s Stable, Neverwinter in Roddy’s Rowhouse, Waterdeep in Myrna Crypt, and Yartar in Volo’s vacant villa. (Page 117)

End of Session 455
 

jasper

Rotten DM
DDAL05-14 Session

Reeducation

Fey Hided!

Day 288 To Day 290

Eleint 20 To Eleint 22

PC Killed 1 Monsters Killed 110 villains Captured 5 Villains Escaped 12

Begin Time 6:35 End Time 10:05

Take a level. 10 downtime days. 5,000 GP.

Magic Items potion of Cloud Giant Strength, Opal of ILD Rune. Orb of stein Rune.

I had a very weak group of three. Malroth Berserker 11 Tiefling. Thraz warlock 11 Lizardfolk. Galarock Battlesmith artificer 11.

It is quiet. The giants have left a week ago. Everyone has when their separate ways. Hsing the furry pseudodragon wakes the group up. SEER is missing. She went to check out some ruins of the Morning Lord and has not return. Please fetch Hsing’s mobile can opener back. The group agrees to do for 6,650 gold pieces from his horde.

The next morning, they meet some shepherds near the Morning Lord’s ruins. The Old Fart said she was going to investigate and would not take a guide with her. They send Bob to follow her later and he and his four sheep have not return. No giants have been seen since last week.

Arriving at the Morning Lord former temple two hill giants and one frost giant are trying to bury the entrance. The battle is long but Galarock is able to solo a giant and then help out the group. But they are mostly down two thirds of the hit points. When Thraz starts bazooka barfing, amazing this barf heals all the damage.

Ulcaster, “Why do I have scales? Why do I have claws? What have you adventurers done to my temple. Oh. I remember. I and Ulcaster high priest of the Morning Lord Hartsville Chapel. You get me my body which is in the temple with it Magic Mason Jar.”

Malroth, “Can we break the jar.”

Ulcaster, “It was the sacred sweet tea Mason jar of the morning lord. It brewed perfect cold brew sweet tea every day.”

Thraz, “You mind getting out my body?”

Ulcaster, “Hey what does this red button do? The spell label has followed off. Carry on my way word adventurers. I got some bed room memories to look through. OH, MY GAWD.”

The group enter the temple to search for SEER and Bob. They find the dried-out body of Bob. The sheep look at them funny.

Galarock, “Do sheep normally walk on the ceiling and have long vampire fangs? Oh, my gawd. Vampire Sheep Spawn. The situation is about to get wooly!” The sheep are defeated and entering the kitchen of the temple they have bad food to defeat. The Yorkshire pudding has gone bad. They take a nap and use half their healing options and press on.

Entering the tomb of Ulcaster, his four buddies are waiting for him. “Dam I forgot. I died owning them money. OOPs. Oh, My Gawd a Beholder too. I Pushing the Red Button. Hey a demon. Attack Demon.” A few minutes later they take another nap and burn the rest of their healing options.

Entering the Bedroom of Ulcaster, SEER is feeding grapes to Levanna. Levanna is telling them to move along. SEER is telling them to move along. The girls are having a girl’s night in which should last for a decade or two. Thraz cooks of a lighting bolt and Levanna the vampire is not amused. Just as Thraz is about to succumb to death’s third kiss, Malroth kills Levanna and breaks the enchantment.

The group is not happy that Hsing only has chocolate gold pieces in his horde. But SEER dips into her savings to pay them off.

End of Session 356
 

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