jasper
Rotten DM
Storm King’s Thunder Session 10
Chapter 3 Circle Jerk
Day 22 to Day 24
Mirtul 22 Noon to Mirtul 24 Breakfast
PC Killed 2 Monsters Killed 82 Villains Captured 3 Villains Escaped 72
Start Time 6:35 End Time 8:50
Take 10 downtime days.
Story Award Holy Harper Helping Hopeless. Krowen has declared you hopeless and you are the last best hope. By Day 30 all Harpers in major towns know of you. By Day 40 almost all Harpers know.
I had an average group of five. Thea Circle of the Moon Druid 5 Wood Elf. Zar Wild Magic Barbarian 7 Brass Dragonborn. Fat Fingers Paladin 5 Bard 1 Mountain Dwarf. Mody Clockwork Sorcerer 5, Hexblade Warlock 2 Monodrone (custom lineage). Silk Arcana Trickster 5 Warlock 1 Half-elf.
Thanks Allison who rolled a 60 on the encounter.
Following Old man Chazlauth Yarghorn you enter the City of the Dead in Waterdeep. Fat Fingers starts an amusing story about the making and polishing of headstones while Silk tries to pick the lock on Myrna crypt. He fails and fails until Mody asks Fat Thumbs about a peddle. The lock pops open. They enter the crypt illegally. Coming face to face with a shield guardian, Fat Fingers fingers its armour. Just as he is about to get smacked in the face, Mody mumbles the pass word. The guardian slides open the sarcophagus. Taking the stairs down, they enter the light.
The light of a cigarette. Thestryl looks like a college coed who is bored, “Password. No pass word. You know you somehow got in here. So get in the circle and I will pass you on.”
Zar, “What circle. Circle of life. Circle of death. Circle of doughnuts. Mm. Doughnuts. Delicious circles of flour and sugar.”
Thestryl, “The magic teleportation circle behind you. When you get there, remind Nespril to send me my pack of Cools, and tea. It is about my break time. Bye Bye.”
Zar barfs into the circle, the sun has shifted. Nespril, “Oh no. I going have to clean that up. What location do you need to go to? Hello. You adventurers, what city do you want? Never mind go sit on the Group W bench, until Krowen figures out what to do with you.” Krowen is summoned by voice tube.
Krowen, “Let me get this straight. You are the chosen ones. You really didn’t know the password to get into the Waterdeep Circle. You want to go see Old Gnawbone an ancient green dragon in the Kryptgarden forest. Which was 250 miles from Waterdeep and west of Westbridge and east of Phandalin just below the Sword mountains. You are currently in Everlund which is 725 miles east of the Kryptgarden forest. 25 miles north of the High Forest. West of Evermoors. And on page 75 of the module. You are thinking you want to go to Neverwinter with is 175 miles north west of the Kryptgarden forest. May the Weave preserve my sanity. MAPS. Do you have maps? Okay they are bad maps. Maybe the DM should do something about that. Learn to read maps.” Mody injects with a suggestion as he sees the wizard is about to stroke out. An hour later they are teleported for a reasonable fee of 500 GP to a hunter’s blind in the Kryptgarden forest. The blind has a map on the wall with the location of Old Gnawbone’s lair. (page 95)
As they go to investigate her lair, she intercepts them. Silk thinks fast and mentions the giants are about to go to war with the dragons again. She is impressed with his knowledge. Gnawbone, “Travel 21 days north to Valley of Khedrun and search for a giant temple called the Eye of the All Father. Keep an eye out for a frost giant wearing a helm made from a white dragon’s skull as he can help you.” Page 118 Top right of map on page 74.
The first day of travel they ambush a hill giant hunting party. Killing him, they find.
Fat Fingers, “Another lance used as a tooth pick. We are going to open a weapon store called Lance a Lot.”
DM NOTES.
You still have Zi Lang Quest (Page 52 and 112) You need to deliver a black pearl to Caulder Marskyl who is the head butler of House Thann. The house is known for its wines.
You have the Silk and Haru story to run. Why is Silk’s sister sickly? The Lord’s Alliance may know of your murder by now.
Circle of Life. The Harper Teleportation Circle Network is open to you. You don’t all the passwords but posters of you have been circulated so they will pass you on. Locations are the following: Everlund in Moongleam Tower, Loudwater in Smiling Satyr tavern, Mirabar in Steve’s Stable, Neverwinter in Roddy’s Rowhouse, Waterdeep in Myrna Crypt, and Yartar in Volo’s vacant villa. (Page 117)
I did find a good map I believe. I can mail to you. I also have a 2 page black and white map which I print out a few copies.
End of Session 448
Chapter 3 Circle Jerk
Day 22 to Day 24
Mirtul 22 Noon to Mirtul 24 Breakfast
PC Killed 2 Monsters Killed 82 Villains Captured 3 Villains Escaped 72
Start Time 6:35 End Time 8:50
Take 10 downtime days.
Story Award Holy Harper Helping Hopeless. Krowen has declared you hopeless and you are the last best hope. By Day 30 all Harpers in major towns know of you. By Day 40 almost all Harpers know.
I had an average group of five. Thea Circle of the Moon Druid 5 Wood Elf. Zar Wild Magic Barbarian 7 Brass Dragonborn. Fat Fingers Paladin 5 Bard 1 Mountain Dwarf. Mody Clockwork Sorcerer 5, Hexblade Warlock 2 Monodrone (custom lineage). Silk Arcana Trickster 5 Warlock 1 Half-elf.
Thanks Allison who rolled a 60 on the encounter.
Following Old man Chazlauth Yarghorn you enter the City of the Dead in Waterdeep. Fat Fingers starts an amusing story about the making and polishing of headstones while Silk tries to pick the lock on Myrna crypt. He fails and fails until Mody asks Fat Thumbs about a peddle. The lock pops open. They enter the crypt illegally. Coming face to face with a shield guardian, Fat Fingers fingers its armour. Just as he is about to get smacked in the face, Mody mumbles the pass word. The guardian slides open the sarcophagus. Taking the stairs down, they enter the light.
The light of a cigarette. Thestryl looks like a college coed who is bored, “Password. No pass word. You know you somehow got in here. So get in the circle and I will pass you on.”
Zar, “What circle. Circle of life. Circle of death. Circle of doughnuts. Mm. Doughnuts. Delicious circles of flour and sugar.”
Thestryl, “The magic teleportation circle behind you. When you get there, remind Nespril to send me my pack of Cools, and tea. It is about my break time. Bye Bye.”
Zar barfs into the circle, the sun has shifted. Nespril, “Oh no. I going have to clean that up. What location do you need to go to? Hello. You adventurers, what city do you want? Never mind go sit on the Group W bench, until Krowen figures out what to do with you.” Krowen is summoned by voice tube.
Krowen, “Let me get this straight. You are the chosen ones. You really didn’t know the password to get into the Waterdeep Circle. You want to go see Old Gnawbone an ancient green dragon in the Kryptgarden forest. Which was 250 miles from Waterdeep and west of Westbridge and east of Phandalin just below the Sword mountains. You are currently in Everlund which is 725 miles east of the Kryptgarden forest. 25 miles north of the High Forest. West of Evermoors. And on page 75 of the module. You are thinking you want to go to Neverwinter with is 175 miles north west of the Kryptgarden forest. May the Weave preserve my sanity. MAPS. Do you have maps? Okay they are bad maps. Maybe the DM should do something about that. Learn to read maps.” Mody injects with a suggestion as he sees the wizard is about to stroke out. An hour later they are teleported for a reasonable fee of 500 GP to a hunter’s blind in the Kryptgarden forest. The blind has a map on the wall with the location of Old Gnawbone’s lair. (page 95)
As they go to investigate her lair, she intercepts them. Silk thinks fast and mentions the giants are about to go to war with the dragons again. She is impressed with his knowledge. Gnawbone, “Travel 21 days north to Valley of Khedrun and search for a giant temple called the Eye of the All Father. Keep an eye out for a frost giant wearing a helm made from a white dragon’s skull as he can help you.” Page 118 Top right of map on page 74.
The first day of travel they ambush a hill giant hunting party. Killing him, they find.
Fat Fingers, “Another lance used as a tooth pick. We are going to open a weapon store called Lance a Lot.”
DM NOTES.
You still have Zi Lang Quest (Page 52 and 112) You need to deliver a black pearl to Caulder Marskyl who is the head butler of House Thann. The house is known for its wines.
You have the Silk and Haru story to run. Why is Silk’s sister sickly? The Lord’s Alliance may know of your murder by now.
Circle of Life. The Harper Teleportation Circle Network is open to you. You don’t all the passwords but posters of you have been circulated so they will pass you on. Locations are the following: Everlund in Moongleam Tower, Loudwater in Smiling Satyr tavern, Mirabar in Steve’s Stable, Neverwinter in Roddy’s Rowhouse, Waterdeep in Myrna Crypt, and Yartar in Volo’s vacant villa. (Page 117)
I did find a good map I believe. I can mail to you. I also have a 2 page black and white map which I print out a few copies.
End of Session 448