No worries, I'm self censoring ;-)My only issue with this is, ask yourself:
Is it going to be fun for the other players? (This sounds like you might be able to derail the entire adventure using it - maybe. Is it going to make everyone else (in particular players that made characters that want to bash giant heads) stand around while you end combats peacefully? (I mean, I love RPing monsters and writing dialogue, so it'll probably be okay for me). OR... is it going to make you a fun and useful part of the group?
I've posted my character, and have stuck with spells that fit a psion (I'm flavouring the the elemental cantrips as a form of telekinesis/molecular agitation for the fire - ditto for prestidigitation). I've skipped the all powerful polymorph because it didn't fit the psionic feel. Still thinking of a way to get banishment (a form of forced teleportation) though and swapping out another spell, but that may not happen - I think he'll be effective enough already.
My level 6 Aberrant mind sorcerer/Eloquence bard 3 will be for another time (what's interesting about psionic spells from aberrant mind sorc (level 6), is that you can still swap the higher level slots when multiclassing with a caster for spell points - that's A LOT of undetectable mind control spells!). I even resisted taking 2 level of war mage for the +4 reaction bonus to saves, available EACH ROUND! Damn my optimizing mind.
I'm still going through the equipment. @FitzTheRuke, Do you use any specific pricing list for common magical items & potions? For example, something like the Cast off armor property, and other common magic items. I'm having a hard time getting to 500 gp (actually, 525 gp because of noble).
Story concept: the Dwarves were asked for help. They've up to now been removed from the surface realms, but Gimlak answered that call at his father's request, for glory, his clan's name, and to reclaim Dwarven lands to create his own stronghold. Please feel free to add fluff and hooks.