carpedavid said:
<smacktalk>With pen as my sword and paper as my shield, I hastily march to the field of literary battle. As I prepare for the exchange of words and wit, I feel naught but sorrow for my foe, for it is with his blood that I shall wet my quill. The storms of sound rain metaphor and symbolism across the verdant field, filling my soul with joy. Woe be to Piratecat, for the hour of his doom draws nigh.</smacktalk>Or more appropriately - Eeep! Good luck PC!
No, dude, you need to smacktalk in rhyme
Here:
With pen as my sword and paper as my sheild
standing fast on the bloody lit battlefield
with words, ready will and a rapier wit
For my foe, feel sorrow, should he fail to quit
I shall write with his blood, wet on my quill
His defeat, I admit, gives my soul a thrill
Amid the storming words, the pouring rain of metaphor
across the verdant fields of symbolism I do adore
Woe be to Piratecat, his doom draws nigh
For I'm here, no fear, to cause his death sigh
This smacktalk is coming, my muse is kicking
The piratecat is doomed, he's gonna take a licking.